New topics your parents would make

So when are you going to pop the question, sweetie?

(Circa 1981)

Dad - What's that pillock doing with that twig sticking out his arse?

(After seeing The Smiths on Top of the Pops)

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
So when are you going to pop the question, sweetie?

question? oh, you mean "mom, when the hell are you going to shut up about that already???" :D and to be fair, she does drop the occasional reminder/enquiry, but isn't terrible about it. my recently-wed sister, on the other hand…

You can't go to shows anymore once you get married! You'll be focusing on other things, like making babies.

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
So when are you going to pop the question, sweetie?

*aren't these forwarded emails from my friends funny?
*do you think your brother is going to marry his (older by 13 years) girlfriend?
*why do you always look so crappy?

Mom: Don't you know that your eggs are getting old? Where are my grandchildren?

(My mom actually said this to me a few weeks ago)

Originally posted by econo:
Dad:


I like Steely Dan. Wanna make something of it?

My dad is like the dad from that Cheap Trick song, Surrender. My dad is way kewler than me. But he likes The Stones & The Doors.

But since I like Steely Dan, and always have…I am more like your father.