New topics your parents would make

Dad:
Driving my car into the ground but keeping it looking sharp

Tubular Bells ownz

I like Steely Dan. Wanna make something of it?

Mom:
Check out this sweet quilt I just made

Lo fat Turkey Burgers and you

My coworkers and the neighbor up the street are idiots
Why Does It Have To Be So Loud?

Five Dollars For A Beer? I Could Buy A Whole Six-Pack For That!

95% Of The People Here Should Be In Bed Right Now

Do These Girls' Mothers Know They're Dressed Like That?
Why Isn't My Victrola Working?

Which Brandenburg Concerto is Your Fave?
Why do girls these days dress like such hussies?

GWB is the greatest president in history.

All Democrats are Commies, except Jim Webb.
Ever think about going back to college?
Dad:

1 Keep your nose to the grindstone, son.

2 You know what Merle Haggard said about men who wear sandals, don't you son?

3 Hank Williams, Greatest Musician of all Time

Mom:

1 It don't say that in the Bible

2 They lived to be 900 years old in the Bible, you can too, you just have to have faith.

3 I love that new Taylor Hicks album!
Dad:

I'm from the Lou and I'm proud.
My wife says that everyday.


Originally posted by econo:


Mom:


My coworkers are idiots
Won't go to concerts if there is smoking.

Charge a flat rate - what's with all the fees?

Oh, wait, we've already discussed these. :D
Reasons you'll never know as much as I do

People I saw at the store today

Those neighbor kids and their marriages
Dad: Very Clever Lyrics – NOT!

[Okay, he wouldn't say NOT, but he went on a rant over REM's lyrics, or lack thereof, when we did our college tour back in…the 80s]
Does Anyone Have the Judy Collins Presale Info?
Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
All Democrats are Commies, except Jim Webb.
My dad sez Webb is a pussy.

He also sez death to all Muslims.

He also sez that naval academy grads don't make good politicians. I disagree…CARTER RAWKED!
What's With These DVDs With MP3 Files on Them? Can I Play Them in My Car?

Jackson Browne: Great Songwriter or Greatest Songwriter?

great thread, btw
dad:
on the eve of the new season (north of the border edition)

mom:
why arent the bush twins in iraq?

they might use caps and punctuation though
Jackson Brown: Knows how to slap a mouthy beyotch like Daryl. ("Trying to sound all ghetto-like")
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times!
Mom: Are all concert going to be sit down like the Cowboy Junkies show? That would be nice.

Dad: I would never go to a concert where I couldn't smoke! This all stems from the death of Jerry Garcia…
Mum - What's wrong with kids today? They ought to be ashamed of themselves.

Dad - Don't they know they look like right pillocks with their jeans hanging down below their arses like that?
mom: so, you know how you're in your 30's, still single, and have been dating that girl for what seems like an eternity now

dad: explain to me once again why you didn't go into engineering in college?