thirsty moore
Joined: January 11, 2000 at 06:01 AM UTC
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New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 02:23 PM UTC
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Dad:
Driving my car into the ground but keeping it looking sharp
Tubular Bells ownz
I like Steely Dan. Wanna make something of it?
Mom:
Check out this sweet quilt I just made
Lo fat Turkey Burgers and you
My coworkers and the neighbor up the street are idiots
Relaxer
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5410
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 02:29 PM UTC
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Why Does It Have To Be So Loud?
Five Dollars For A Beer? I Could Buy A Whole Six-Pack For That!
95% Of The People Here Should Be In Bed Right Now
Do These Girls' Mothers Know They're Dressed Like That?
ggw
Joined: December 16, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 14237
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 02:46 PM UTC
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Why Isn't My Victrola Working?
Which Brandenburg Concerto is Your Fave?
alex
Joined: October 07, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 950
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 02:49 PM UTC
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Why do girls these days dress like such hussies?
GWB is the greatest president in history.
All Democrats are Commies, except Jim Webb.
beetsnotbeats
Joined: May 18, 2005 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 1181
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 02:51 PM UTC
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Ever think about going back to college?
Rhett Miller
Joined: November 15, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 17762
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 03:01 PM UTC
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Dad:
1 Keep your nose to the grindstone, son.
2 You know what Merle Haggard said about men who wear sandals, don't you son?
3 Hank Williams, Greatest Musician of all Time
Mom:
1 It don't say that in the Bible
2 They lived to be 900 years old in the Bible, you can too, you just have to have faith.
3 I love that new Taylor Hicks album!
thirsty moore
Joined: January 11, 2000 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 6131
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 03:01 PM UTC
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Dad:
I'm from the Lou and I'm proud.
Rhett Miller
Joined: November 15, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 17762
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 03:02 PM UTC
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My wife says that everyday.
Originally posted by econo:
Mom:
My coworkers are idiots
El Tee
Joined: October 09, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 3809
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 03:16 PM UTC
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Won't go to concerts if there is smoking.
Charge a flat rate - what's with all the fees?
Oh, wait, we've already discussed these. :D
kcjones119
Joined: May 04, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 499
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 03:20 PM UTC
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Reasons you'll never know as much as I do
People I saw at the store today
Those neighbor kids and their marriages
bags
Joined: October 30, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 8545
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 03:24 PM UTC
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Dad: Very Clever Lyrics – NOT!
[Okay, he wouldn't say NOT, but he went on a rant over REM's lyrics, or lack thereof, when we did our college tour back in…the 80s]
ggw
Joined: December 16, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 14237
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 03:43 PM UTC
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Does Anyone Have the Judy Collins Presale Info?
HoyaSaxa03
Joined: March 22, 2004 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 7053
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 04:10 PM UTC
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What's With These DVDs With MP3 Files on Them? Can I Play Them in My Car?
Jackson Browne: Great Songwriter or Greatest Songwriter?
great thread, btw
godsshoeshine
Joined: September 18, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 4826
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 04:25 PM UTC
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dad:
on the eve of the new season (north of the border edition)
mom:
why arent the bush twins in iraq?
they might use caps and punctuation though
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 04:35 PM UTC
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Jackson Brown: Knows how to slap a mouthy beyotch like Daryl. ("Trying to sound all ghetto-like")
RatBastard
Joined: January 07, 2003 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 2955
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 05:00 PM UTC
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If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times!
vansmack
Joined: October 04, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 19725
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 05:10 PM UTC
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Mom: Are all concert going to be sit down like the Cowboy Junkies show? That would be nice.
Dad: I would never go to a concert where I couldn't smoke! This all stems from the death of Jerry Garcia…
lwoxley
Joined: October 06, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 4792
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 05:32 PM UTC
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Mum - What's wrong with kids today? They ought to be ashamed of themselves.
Dad - Don't they know they look like right pillocks with their jeans hanging down below their arses like that?
sweetcell
Joined: July 18, 2006 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 22608
Re: New topics your parents would make
March 26, 2007 at 06:15 PM UTC
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mom: so, you know how you're in your 30's, still single, and have been dating that girl for what seems like an eternity now
dad: explain to me once again why you didn't go into engineering in college?