The NFL 2008 Thread

Originally posted by chaz:
Originally posted by Lamb007:
BOLD PREDICTIONS:


The San Francisco 49ers have the league's top-rated defense but fail to miss the playoffs.

So then this means they will make the playoffs. Yeah!
Crap. You knew what I meant. Can somebody please take the Niners away from the York family? Haven't they done enough to destroy a once-proud franchise?
Does this year's suicide pool still include VIP 9:30 Tix?
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Prediction: The people who named their twins "Brett" and "Favre" will burn in hell, and their kids will turn out to be total douchebags.
And will end up Jets fans - which might just drive them to suicide if they take this silly game too seriously,like most do.
Originally posted by Lamb007:
BOLD PREDICTIONS:

The leading passer for the year does not have the last name Brady or Manning.
Are we talking yards? TD's? Or overall passer rating?

That's like taking the field against Tiger Woods in a major, chances are you will be wrong.
Originally posted by serpent boy:
The Cincinnati Bengals will once again reign supreme in the AFC North, sweeping the Steelers, Browns, and Ravens and finally playing decent defense under Marvin Lewis. Wooo! WHO DEY?
Thats similar to my prediction, though i had the Steelers sweeping our division. And how could the Bengals reign supreme again? They didnt even make the playoffs last year.
The Cincinnati Bengals will once again reign supreme in the AFC North, sweeping the Steelers, Browns, and Ravens and finally playing decent defense under Marvin Lewis. Wooo! WHO DEY?
i'll take bets on this kind of nonsense.

prediction: i will reign supreme in the poorman's 9:30 survival pool again this season.

steelers win the afc north at 10-6. they're going to have improve a lot from last season to make any real noise this year.
Originally posted by mr. pretentious:
My predictions:

The Vikings (10-6) will dominate the NFC North.

I like your thinking. I'll also add that Brett will be traded to the Vikings for 3 1st round draft picks and a couple scrubs, thus mentoring Tavaris long enouugh to make him the best Vikes QB since Fran the Man Tarkenton.
UofM football wins more games then the Lions as usual. And it's going to be a BAD year in Ann Arbor.
Originally posted by Julian, certified WEBLEBRITY:
UofM football wins more games then the Lions as usual. And it's going to be a BAD year in Ann Arbor.
lololololololol @ richrod fail.
but still h8 wvu more than uofm
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
lololololololol @ richrod fail.
He'll have that team rolling in year 2 and 3. He's a scuzzbag, but knows how to coach up an offense.

When you all see Sam McGuffie this season, minds will get blown.
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Predictions:

Seth Hurwitz will go out of the suicide pool by week 3 at the latest.
oh man that really hurt

I have feelings you know
Originally posted by killsaly:
Originally posted by serpent boy:
The Cincinnati Bengals will once again reign supreme in the AFC North, sweeping the Steelers, Browns, and Ravens and finally playing decent defense under Marvin Lewis. Wooo! WHO DEY?
Thats similar to my prediction, though i had the Steelers sweeping our division. And how could the Bengals reign supreme again? They didnt even make the playoffs last year.
Cincinnati won the division in 2005 and would've gone to the Super Bowl if Kimo von Oelhoffen hadn't been such a devious bastard.

Seriously, Cincinnati is taking the division this year, though Pittsburgh is definitely the biggest obstacle. Baltimore's a joke, and Cleveland is overhyped. I'll be surprised if Derek Anderson lasts half the season as starting QB.
Why doesn't Nebraska have professional football team?
Because if they did Denver and Chigago would want one too!!

How do you stop a Washington Redskin from going into your back garden?
Paint it like an end zone!!!

You're trapped by a bear, mountain lion and Dallas Cowboys fan, you have a gun but only two rounds. What do you do?
Shoot the cowboys fan…twice. The other two can be reasoned with!!

There's a terrible mining accident so snow white runs to the mine. She yells down the mine shaft. "Anyone down there alive, please just call up to me to let me know you're okay"
She hears a weak voice reply "Jacksonville to win the superbowl"
"Dopey…Dopey? Anyone else alive?"

Where's the safest place to be in Atlanta when the tornado alarm sounds?
The Georgia Dome because nothing touches down there!!

If you see a Steelers fan riding a bicycle why should you never run him over?
It might be your bike!!!

What do you get when Lincoln Financial Field is filled to capacity?
A full set of teeth in the same place at the same time!!
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
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lololololololol @ richrod fail.
but still h8 wvu more than uofm [/QB]

That's 'cause Marshall High is in for yet another soul crushing ass beating!
Originally posted by yinzer:
The Cincinnati Bengals will once again reign supreme in the AFC North, sweeping the Steelers, Browns, and Ravens and finally playing decent defense under Marvin Lewis. Wooo! WHO DEY?
i'll take bets on this kind of nonsense.

prediction: i will reign supreme in the poorman's 9:30 survival pool again this season.

steelers win the afc north at 10-6. they're going to have improve a lot from last season to make any real noise this year.
thats about right. oline is going to be the biggest issue. i would say no playoffs, but the division isnt very good
Tim Tebow will take another picture with a young lady possessing comically large tatas
Originally posted by Lamb007:
Does this year's suicide pool still include VIP 9:30 Tix?
this never happened last year, right?