thatguy...white courtesy telephone please

Whenever I see him I just want to mush his little cheeks and give him a noogie!
He has taken on "Gentle Giant" status in our house. Josh introduced himself to my kids during a soundcheck/Pancake Mountain taping, and as you can imagine, made a great impression. Since then they have seen his photo in the Post and on the web a couple of times. When one sees him and says, "There's Josh!" the other comes running. We should invite him to our next birthday party!
Actually, how about a children's book with a thatguy character who scares away the bad guys? Just like at the club!
Can you spell PERSONALITY CULT?

Kudos swellguy, you've got one going.
thank you to everyone with kind words.

all other words disregarded.