Top Five All-Time Greatest Names for the New DC Baseball

man i'm pumped for tonights show with Supergrass and Phaser!
we discussed this at length in my office. i came up with the washington pundits, the washington red tape, and the washington hill staffers. other suggestions were the washington lewinskys and the washington tourists.
They have a combined 114 at bats in 155 games. They're irrelevant.
Originally posted by keithstg:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
[QB] They won't be on the 25 man roster next year, and wouldn't be playing at all this year if Matos and then Hairston hadn't gone down with season ending injuries.
[qb]

Were you talking about next year's roster? And does it make sense to argue whether they would or would not be playing? They are, end of story. :roll:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
[QB] They have a combined 114 at bats in 155 games. They're irrelevant.


Maybe to you, but the fact remains that they are black, and play for the Orioles. That's all.
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
[QB] But Negroes don't even play baseball anymore.

With the exception on Jerry Hairston, who is half white, there's not a single African-American on the Orioles.

Why not use some sort of Hispanic reference in the name? A majority of the players these days are Hispanic, and DC has a large Hispanic community…



Since Raines and McDonald were already mentioned, Elrod Hendricks is still the bullpen coach.
Freedom-Fighters?
Bureaucrats?
Bullets?
Guys-Not-Part-Of-The-Axis-Of-Evil?
Carvers?
Fucked-Up-Traffic-Daily?
Originally posted by keithstg:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
They don't count. They both are and always will be career minor leaguers occasionally called up to plug in injury holes.

Originally posted by keithstg:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
[QB]
With the exception on Jerry Hairston, who is half white, there's not a single African-American on the Orioles.

Tim Raines, Jr. and Darnell McDonald would be very surprised to hear that.
Well, they're on the roster, so MLB says they count. Raines has been playing all month, and McDonald is a rookie. If you're an O's fan, shouldn't you know this?
Cal Ripken Jr is black.
minor threats clearly the best

i always identify the homestead grays with…homestead, the section of pittsburgh. yes i know they played in dc too, but homestead was in their name.

in one sense, rhett is correct, african-americans are at one of their lowest percentages in the majors. however, naming the team the grays is more about the past than the present. i kinda like it
Washington Amigos
Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
in one sense, rhett is correct, african-americans are at one of their lowest percentages in the majors. however, naming the team the grays is more about the past than the present. i kinda like it [/QB]
One day there will come a time when us crackers start sueing the NBA for a low percentage of white players.
crazy white folks always suing everyone
Originally posted by Rob_Gee:
Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
in one sense, rhett is correct, african-americans are at one of their lowest percentages in the majors. however, naming the team the grays is more about the past than the present. i kinda like it
One day there will come a time when us crackers start sueing the NBA for a low percentage of white players. [/QB]
Didn't Larry Bird get in trouble for saying something remotely lik that last year?
My senior year of high school Darnell McDonald ran for nearly 300 yards and 5 touchdowns in the state championship football game. He should have gone to Texas to play football.
Originally posted by Rob_Gee:
The Washington Reagan's
I'll second that. Plus it's alliterative with Redskins.

Also consider:

Washington Wonks
Washington Lobbyists
Washington Sea Dogs
Washington Lame Ducks
Washington Beltway Bandits
Washington Warmongers
Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
Originally posted by Rob_Gee:
The Washington Reagan's
I'll second that. Plus it's alliterative with Redskins.

Also consider:

Washington Wonks
Washington Lobbyists
Washington Sea Dogs
Washington Lame Ducks
Washington Beltway Bandits
Wonks would be excellent. Imagine the mascot!
"The Backwoods, Ill-Educated Gun-loving Out-of-Town Hicks Who Call Themselves Republican Congressmen."
the Washington Ex-Frenchies
washington chicken-hawks