Top Five All-Time Greatest Names for the New DC Baseball

Team Motto:

You're Either With Us Or Your Against Us!

GO TEAM!!!

NBC 4 asked webusers to post their choices for Washington's baseball team name. RussellSDi had this to say…

RussellSDi
09-25-2004, 8:12 AM
The team should be called the Mosquitos.Washington DC was once swamp land.I also have a Washington DC franchise in All Star Baseball 2003 with the same nickname.Ichiro Suzuki is the star of the team.I also have Mike Cameron,Bobby Bonds,Moises Alou,Rich Aurilla all playing on this exciting team & they play at Aklaim Sports Park which also in Washington DC by a water park that includes a ferris wheel & roller coaster on top of the scorebord.

The Washington Bitch Set Me Ups

washington wankers
the greys (thats right, with a fucking E)
minor threats was good…they are the expos…
washington expos
washington congressmen
washington congresswomen
washington representatives.
district dogs
dc dogs
district duct tape
the wahington barry bonds will play us a few times this year.

blue sox
green sox
off-white sox
red socks

The hanging chads…
The interns…
The wanna-bes…
The pasty-white-thighs…

ESPN sez the new team will probably not be called "the Senators" because the Texas Rangers (f/k/a the Washington Senators, take 2) still own the rights to the name … after all the hush money they're going to be paying Peter Angelos, I doubt MLB wants to shell out any more just for a team name.

Are they going to print "Taxation Without Representation" on their uniforms?

DC Comics

THey could get a sponer like a little league team!!!!

the washington pepsis!!!or budwiser or some drink company will happily throw their logo on the uniforms…

Washington Crusaders (might as well admit it)
Washington Red-Baiting Socks
Washington Socks the Cat
Washington Imperials
Washington Shadow Senators

But Minor Threat is best

Originally posted by Rob_Gee:
The Washington Reagan's

Appropriate for a Reagan tribute to contain a grammatical error

We're not on first, I hope we're not out last
'Cause I know we're all ready for that 4-bag bash

THE BULLETS would be the shit. or THE DIPLOMATS. both of those have been used before, but who cares…

As long as MLB owns them they'll be called the Expos. New owners will give the new name. That may not be next season.

My vote is for the Washington Snakeheads.

The D.C. Baseball Club

Classy, simple.

Originally posted by flawd101:
THey could get a sponer like a little league team!!!!

the washington pepsis!!!or budwiser or some drink company will happily throw their logo on the uniforms…

Chico's Bail Bonds….just like in Bad News Bears. I know, a little before your time, Flawd.

Originally posted by chaz:
My vote is for the Washington Snakeheads.

Excellent choice!

Also consider:

Washington Blowhards
Washington Gasbags
Washington Blimps
Washington Soft Money
Washington Hoo-Ahs
Washington Prostitutes
Washington Hoors
Washington Whores
Washington Fluffers
Washington Blue Dresses
Washington Kneepads
Washington Pink Humidors

I was watching PTI on ESPN today, and the name "Generals" was mentioned. That seems to have some possibility.

Originally posted by hitman:
I was watching PTI on ESPN today, and the name "Generals" was mentioned. That seems to have some possibility.

Whatever the name is, I hope it doesn't have anything to do with the military or the government.

Originally posted by chaz:

Originally posted by hitman:
I was watching PTI on ESPN today, and the name "Generals" was mentioned. That seems to have some possibility.

Whatever the name is, I hope it doesn't have anything to do with the military or the government.

No matter what, because it is DC, I think the name is going to reflect government.

Originally posted by chaz:

Originally posted by hitman:
I was watching PTI on ESPN today, and the name "Generals" was mentioned. That seems to have some possibility.

Whatever the name is, I hope it doesn't have anything to do with the military or the government.

you ever heard of the harlem globetrotters?