Bald Britney

Originally posted by HoyaSaxa08:
Originally posted by sweetcell:
ok, only piece missing to this story: how long until a sex video shows up?

now taking bets, the over-under is two weeks.
does anyone remember the count-down to her 18th birthday and how people were dying to see her in playboy? i think i'd just shrug at this point
I remember the countdown for the Olsen twins…Not sure that Britney needs a Playboy spread when she's already been pictured with out underwear.
Originally posted by El Flava Tee:
Originally posted by HoyaSaxa08:
Originally posted by sweetcell:
ok, only piece missing to this story: how long until a sex video shows up?

now taking bets, the over-under is two weeks.
does anyone remember the count-down to her 18th birthday and how people were dying to see her in playboy? i think i'd just shrug at this point
I remember the countdown for the Olsen twins…Not sure that Britney needs a Playboy spread when she's already been pictured with out underwear.
that was my point :roll:
NEW REPORTS OF A BRITNEY SPEARS SUICIDE ATTEMPT AND CLAIMS OF BEING THE ANTI-CHRIST

(March 5) – In the latest round of Britney Spears news, reports of alleged suicide attempts and anti-Christ claims by the pop star are making their rounds in the British press. According to the Daily Telegraph, reports
say that Spears tried to hang herself with a bedsheet while in rehab, and that she also wrote the numbers "666" on her forehead while saying that she was the "anti-Christ." No U.S. press agencies have been able to verify any such claims.

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linky
I used to not paticuarly give a flying fuck about the Britney Spears' of the world, but I do find now I feel a a slight amount of pity for the girl. Post-partum?? Who knows???? Just on some ol' human being shit, I hope she makes it out alright. There ARE kids involved . . . . So if her AND the kids make it OK, plus she never releases another album EVER again - everybody wins. :D
Originally posted by The Bombay Doors:
TSK , TSK … Oh, Baldy, you strange umbrella warrior and rehab shopper…

Is there no end to these sordid revelations? :


Spears' Ex Drops Some Britney Bombshells
Jason Alexander Tells Tales of Overdoses, Threesomes

(Feb. 26) – As Britney Spears settles into rehab after a tumultous start to 2007, shocking new allegations from her 55-hour husband purport that the fallen pop diva once had a near-fatal overdose on pure ecstasy, and also engaged in a bisexual threesome with him.
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linky
He really loves her….stop trying to get press off her and go marry Shar Jackson!