Bald Britney

Hairless
This is her rebirth!
Well, now the drapes match the carpet.
i think she saw v for vendetta way too many times while tripping on alien 3 acid.
Uncle Fester & Goldie Hawn's love child.
well sinead o'rebellion
sexy speary, what have you done?
you now make k-fed seem so much fun.
I blame Smackie! Ever since he's been taken off the market, the poor girl has never been the same.

Honestly, I'm kind of hoping to hear some Britney Punk. At very least, it has to be good for a laugh. Maybe she and Kelly Osborn might join up and do a Wild Women tour. Somehow, I think that Courtney Love even looks down on the new Britney.

In the meantime, Anna Nicole Smith and James Brown still lie cold somewhere waiting for their dead bodies to be placed in a final resting place. And Bush and Cheney still reside at the White House.

How much weirder can this world get?
Speaking of dead bodies… Didn't want to start a new thread and this just seemed like the logical progression.
…shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior…
I feel sorry for her… she is falling apart, and the paparazzi and everyone else watching is just making it happen faster. If she had any real friends, they'd tell her to go into seclusion for a couple of years until she works through this.
Awwwww, that's a diaspointment, it's a photo of her shaved head!!!!
Now she wants to be blonde again……she needs to disappear for like 6 months and straighten up and fly right. If the media gave her no attention then she would have no reason to do this. You have to put a little blame on the media.
Well, first, she's completely fallen apart. Would anybody be surprised to wake up one morning and see a headline that says "Britney Spears Found Dead"? I certainly would not.

And while Jag is right, it's really not my fault. This all goes back on Brit's shoulders. Fame or no fame, this all comes back to being a simple human being, fallable like the rest: this stems from her cheating on JT. He was her inner peace, but she never realized it. It seemed petty at first to write that song about her, but now, it was the best revenge one could ever have gotten, and it destroyed her. Now it KILLS her to see him as the must have bachelor, being the main attraction at the Grammy's, back to back platinum albums and actually getting a tremendous amount of cred as a musician, actor and model. So when they were both single and he shot her down, then he and K-Fed were seen mocking her, she's over the edge now, perhaps no coming back either.

On a side note, I still think Natalie Portman was smoking hot with a shaved head. Brit, not so much.
Originally posted by vansmack:
On a side note, I still think Natalie Portman was smoking hot with a shaved head. Brit, not so much.
Don't forget Sinead….WOWZER!!!

mind you…with this men shaving their heads fad that won't seem to go away, there's a lot of men walking around that look like total twats bald. Some men look good bald, some look stupid.
I think you have to have dark hair to start with to pull off the shaved (but not completely bald) look. Or, if you're going for the completely bald look, you better have a wonderfully shaped head.

That goes for men or women.

<small>[ 02-20-2007, 04:31 PM: Message edited by: Steny Hoyer, Pubic Destroyer ]</small>
Well that lasted one day. She just checked out of rehab. Again.