fantasy football: a league of our own

i've all but abandoned this league. in my office fantasy league i just offed the only undefeated guy and am in 2nd place. thanks tom brady :)
This sucks. Could very well end up losing this week unless I get 9 points from Plexiglass Burress.

Injuries are really catching up with me. Zero points from Rudi Johnson and Vincent Jackson hurt big time.
ironically, i get my highest point total of the season and i lose.

i hope eli throws to amani toomer all night long.
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
i've all but abandoned this league. in my office fantasy league i just offed the only undefeated guy and am in 2nd place. thanks tom brady :)
Awww! Cheer up, Miss Precious! I know you're feeling down. 151 points! Wow! What an ass-kicking that was! I think the owner of the fantasy football team that beat you only had two healthy receivers, too. That's got to hurt. 0-5. You're like a fantasy football Miami Dolphins!

Here's something for you:

"At least...."

Brian

P.S. The Broncos return from their bye this week to beat the Steelers!
…since when am I precious?
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
…since when am I precious?
I think the 14 year old FoB fan is hitting on you! Now that's precious!
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
The Broncos return from their bye this week lose horribly on national tv!
agreed
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
P.S. The Broncos return from their bye this week to beat the Steelers!
Actually, that's about the only positive thing he's ever said.
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
P.S. The Broncos return from their bye this week to beat the Steelers!
Actually, that's another horribly wrong thing he's said
preach on!
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
You're like a fantasy football Miami Dolphins!

wow, i guess we're officially the laughing stock (is it stock or stalk?) of the league.

maybe we can bring back marino..
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
P.S. The Broncos return from their bye this week to beat the Steelers!
Actually, that's about the only positive thing he's ever said.
Actually, I say a lot of positive things. You hear but you don't listen. I think you have a marvelous personality, Miss Portentous.

Brian

P.S. Actually, "precious" isn't necessarily a compliment. Didn't all of you old fart Springsteen fans listen to the Pretenders?

P.P.S. American Heritage: 4. obviously contrived to charm; "an insufferably precious performance"; "a child with intolerably cute mannerisms" [syn: cute]

P.P.P.S. I thought you were an English major writing a zeitgeist, coming-of-age novel about growing up in a sorority?
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
I think you have a marvelous personality, Miss Portentous.
It was autumn, and Brian Wallace needed a date to the Homecoming Dance…
Plax came through for me. A lucky win, but I'll take it.

Carls snaked me on that Bennett pick up. We'll see how that works out.
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:

P.S. The Broncos return from their bye this week to beat the Steelers!
Keep dreaming!! It will be a good game, dont forget the Steelers were on a bye and freshly rested. It will be a good game, but I think the Steelers will win this one.
Originally posted by Shadrach:
Plax came through for me. A lucky win, but I'll take it.

Carls snaked me on that Bennett pick up. We'll see how that works out.
Small payback for the Selvin Young steal a few weeks ago :-P

Also, I now officially hate Tom Coughlin. I was down 20 points with Brandon Jacobs and a soft Atlanta D on MNF. Droughns steals a TD run early and Eli keeps throwing the ball (to Atlanta) when the Giants have a lead and could, oh, I don't know, RUN SOME CLOCK with the Football Frankenstein. I wasn't really expecting Jacobs to win it for me, but I woulda liked to make killsaly sweat a little bit.

Another thought: could the NFC East have the most overrated coaches in the NFL?
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
P.P.P.S. I thought you were an English major writing a zeitgeist, coming-of-age novel about growing up in a sorority?
Wasn't that already done in "Pledged"?
Originally posted by SalParadise:
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
You're like a fantasy football Miami Dolphins!

wow, i guess we're officially the laughing stock (is it stock or stalk?) of the league.
just came across this quip: "New England gets the first of its three bye weeks this season when it plays at Miami on Sunday." ouch.
question about trades (never done one before) - i see that someone has a player i might be interested in. the system allows me to select one or more players to offer in exchange for that desired player.

my question is: if i select two players, does the other team have to chose which of the two players to take, or am i offering up both players in exchange for that one? if its for both, do i lose a spot on my roster, or do i get to fill it with a free agent?
Originally posted by sweetcell:
Originally posted by SalParadise:
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
You're like a fantasy football Miami Dolphins!

wow, i guess we're officially the laughing stock (is it stock or stalk?) of the league.
just came across this quip: "New England gets the first of its three bye weeks this season when it plays at Miami on Sunday." ouch.
we're pulling an appalachian state this sunday.

always happens.. once the collective media hangs unabashedly from the nuts of a team, they have a misstep. miami will deliver the upset of the year.
Originally posted by SalParadise:
we're pulling an appalachian state this sunday.
i personally believe that the Miami Dolphins, from Miami, such as, are unable to win because some players don't have good play maps. i believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up a future for Dolphins of Miami fans.