Mary J Bilge

bilge
1. Videodrome

2. Gimme Shelter

3. Lolita
Originally posted by The Bombay Doors:


1. What was David Cronenberg's masterpiece?

Scanners



2. What was George Lucas' masterpiece?

THX 1138 (not the film with the duck)



3. What was Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece?

Clockwork orange. (really its Barry Lyndon)



Any incorrect answer results in un-hipness, sorry…
is it hipper say their worst are their masterpieces? seems like that would be some kind of dumb rule

1. What was David Cronenberg's masterpiece?
existenz
2. What was George Lucas' masterpiece?
Phantom Menace
3. What was Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece?
Barry Lyndon
Originally posted by Robert Pollard:
is it hipper say their worst are their masterpieces? seems like that would be some kind of dumb rule


3. What was Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece?
Barry Lyndon
please dont make Markie angry.

It is unquantifiably better than eyes wide shut.
Originally posted by The Bombay Doors:
I have just acquired a copy. Believe me when I say it, I am not, nor have ever been 'hip'…well there was that time back in '78….
Isn't rule #1 of Hipsterdom to claim that you are not hip? :roll:

You sly boy, you.
Originally posted by markie:
please dont make Markie angry.
Yes, Markie is on the rag this week. :roll:
bilge
Originally posted by The Bombay Doors:
Originally posted by Jaguär:


You sly boy, you.
You're just jealous 'cause I went to Hasselhoff's high school.
LOL! I went to his elementary school.

You're just jealous because he hit on me and not you. ;)
Originally posted by Jaguär:
Originally posted by markie:
please dont make Markie angry.
Yes, Markie is on the rag this week. :roll:
Not at all. you said Lulu looked like Lewinski. I know from personal experience that Lulu takes offence at being called a fat slapper.

I think she will kick your arse.
Originally posted by markie:
Originally posted by Jaguär:
Originally posted by markie:
please dont make Markie angry.
Yes, Markie is on the rag this week. :p
No but you said Lulu was Lewinski.

there is no doubt Lewinski is a fat slapper.

I am fine. you are not even giving me a hard time. And its not me that is going to kick your arse.
Originally posted by markie:
No but you said Lulu was Lewinski.

there is no doubt Lewinski is a fat slapper.

I am fine. you are not even giving me a hard time. And its not me that is going to kick your arse.
Christ Markie, I don't even feel like arguing with you. You obviously read way, way, way too much into that. ;)
bilge
Originally posted by The Bombay Doors:
Hint: marky, Charles Bukowski knew how to treat the ladies!
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monica lewinsky has a pretty face, really. so if you don't count the whole blimp factor, she is quite attractive. so shut up markie!! ;)
Originally posted by paige:
monica lewinsky has a pretty face, really. so if you don't count the whole blimp factor, she is quite attractive. so shut up markie!! ;)
sure, you adding yourself to Lulu's ass kicking list?
Originally posted by markie:
Originally posted by paige:
monica lewinsky has a pretty face, really. so if you don't count the whole blimp factor, she is quite attractive. so shut up markie!! :o i like lulu.
Originally posted by markie:
Originally posted by The Bombay Doors:
[qb] Hint: marky, Charles Bukowski knew how to treat the ladies!

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Thank God, or Dupek would be next on Markie's hit list. :p
Cronenberg: Spider (although the Fly is a close second)

Kubrick: Dr. Strangelove (coincidentally, it's also the finest comedy ever made)

Lucas: as a director, the first Star Wars. Sorry for being so obvious. But as a producer, Raiders of the Lost Ark takes the cake.

And although I've never met the Hasselhoff, I did go to elementary school with Cronenberg's twin daughters, one of whom was my first kiss. (OK, so it would have been better if I'd gotten with both sisters, but please, I was like 11 or something…)