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MAIDEN!

Rhett Miller
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Re: MAIDEN! July 30, 2003 at 06:27 PM UTC #
I played (American) football in high school, was in the middle of the most pit in my collegiate years, and have ran 12 marathons and backpacked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon and back up in my post-collegiate years.

I don't use cologne or any other male beauty products, nor do I listen to Depeche Mode, Erasure, or other synth-pop bands.

Though I have nothing against people who are big wusses, I hardly think I qualify.

I can see how I don't and never did fit the stereotype of a metal fan. But metal was the music of choice for teenage males in upstate NY in the early 80's, so there I was.
Guiny
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Re: MAIDEN! July 30, 2003 at 06:29 PM UTC #
Yeah but did you score five touchdowns in one game at Polk High and become a woman's shoe salesman?

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
I played (American) football in high school,
mankie
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Re: MAIDEN! July 30, 2003 at 06:33 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Guiny:
Yeah but did you score five linemen in one game at Polk High and become a woman impersonator?
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
I played (American) football in high school,
Indeed he did!
mankie
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Re: MAIDEN! July 30, 2003 at 06:36 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:



I played (American) football in high school, was in the middle of the most pit in my collegiate years, and have ran 12 marathons and backpacked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon and back up in my post-collegiate years. REAL MEN DON'T WEAR HELMETS AND PADDING

I don't use cologne or any other male beauty products, SMELLY BASTARD nor do I listen to Depeche Mode, Erasure, or other synth-pop bands. DON'T TRY TO DRAG MARKIE INTO THIS.

Though I have nothing against people who are big wusses, I hardly think I qualify. SPITTING IN THE FACE OF ANOTHER MAN IS NOT WUSSY?

I can see how I don't and never did fit the stereotype of a metal fan. But metal was the music of choice for teenage males in upstate NY in the early 80's, so there I was.
SHEEP!

Rhett Miller
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Re: MAIDEN! July 30, 2003 at 06:41 PM UTC #
I think you're a smelly bastard if you DO wear cologne. Keep your stink water away from me.
ggw
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Re: MAIDEN! July 30, 2003 at 06:42 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
…..ran 12 marathons….
And your best time is…?
Jaguär
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Re: MAIDEN! July 30, 2003 at 06:45 PM UTC #
I'm kinda liking these metrosexual guys.

Straight
Masculine…yet
Andrygenous(sp?)
Clean
Well-kept


= Very sexy! :D :D :D
Rhett Miller
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Re: MAIDEN! July 30, 2003 at 06:46 PM UTC #
3:51:52, NYC Marathon, 1993

Time isn't the crucial element, finishing is.

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
…..ran 12 marathons….
And your best time is…?
ggw
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Re: MAIDEN! July 30, 2003 at 06:48 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
Time isn't the crucial element, finishing is.
That's just something slow people say to make themselves feel better.
Rhett Miller
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Re: MAIDEN! July 30, 2003 at 06:54 PM UTC #
I thought calling people "big wusses" was something slow people say to make themselves feel better.

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
Time isn't the crucial element, finishing is.
That's just something slow people say to make themselves feel better.
ggw
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Re: MAIDEN! July 30, 2003 at 06:58 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
I thought calling people "big wusses" was something slow people say to make themselves feel better.
Different kind of "slow"
mankie
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Re: MAIDEN! July 30, 2003 at 07:19 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
3:51:52, NYC Marathon, 1993

Time isn't the crucial element, finishing is.

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
…..ran 12 marathons….
And your best time is…?
I ran a marathon..does that make me as 'manly' as Rhett?
mankie
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Re: MAIDEN! July 30, 2003 at 07:21 PM UTC #
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
I thought calling people "big wusses" was something slow people say to make themselves feel better.
Different kind of "slow"
okay, okay…I aplogize. You're a little wuss, is that better?
kosmo
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Re: MAIDEN! July 30, 2003 at 08:51 PM UTC #
i'm a closet metrosexual
Guiny
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Re: MAIDEN! July 30, 2003 at 09:18 PM UTC #
Damn you guys remember everything on this board, that line was frickin' hilarious!!!!!!
:D

Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:

Though I have nothing against people who are big wusses, I hardly think I qualify. SPITTING IN THE FACE OF ANOTHER MAN IS NOT WUSSY?
Celeste
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Re: MAIDEN! July 31, 2003 at 01:15 PM UTC #
I thought it was very "euro" and seemed strangely appropriate for the situation…"when in Siena…"
G.Love
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Re: MAIDEN! July 31, 2003 at 05:13 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
I played (American) football in high school,
started out as a "tight end" but finished the season as a "wide receiver :eek: ," I would assume….

(that one was too easy!!!)
mankie
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Re: MAIDEN! July 31, 2003 at 06:09 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Celeste:
I thought it was very "euro" and seemed strangely appropriate for the situation…"when in Siena…"
Just have Rhett try spitting in the face of a Brit, then you'll see how "euro" it is.
thirsty moore
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Re: MAIDEN! July 31, 2003 at 06:13 PM UTC #
Actually, it's probably very British to get spit on considering the lack of teeth lets spit fly all over the place.
Rhett Miller
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Re: MAIDEN! July 31, 2003 at 06:14 PM UTC #
Ok Mankie…

You're in a foreign country where you don't speak the language, all of your possessions are in a different city, you have hotel reservations in a third and fourth cities two and five days later, respectively, you've spent hundreds of dollars on train reservations between these cities, and you have a flight back home from a fifth different city ten days later.

A strange man starts physically harassing your wife. What do you do?
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