And he was very threatening-looking, wasn't he?
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:GGW, I didn't know that you went along on their honeymoon.
And he was very threatening-looking, wasn't he?
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:Are you sure you haven't just had a sense of humour failure. That is pretty F'ing funny.
"You sure got a pretty sister."
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
Ok Mankie…
A strange man starts physically harassing your wife. What do you do?
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:Does this kind of stuff happen to anyone else with this regularity?
Not as threatening looking as the black man that was verbally harassing her at the Giant last weekend. I can't spit on everyone, you know.
But probably more threatening than the moron redneck in the metro the other day who felt compelled to blurt out "You sure got a pretty sister."
Why are there so many assholes walking around just saying stupid shit to random people?
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:Probably because The two of them are such an attractive couple? It must be envy?
[qb]
Does this kind of stuff happen to anyone else with this regularity?
Perhaps it's you Rhett?
I never get hassled, probably because I have a 24/7 scowl.
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:Does this kind of stuff happen to anyone else with this regularity?
Not as threatening looking as the black man that was verbally harassing her at the Giant last weekend. I can't spit on everyone, you know.
But probably more threatening than the moron redneck in the metro the other day who felt compelled to blurt out "You sure got a pretty sister."
Why are there so many assholes walking around just saying stupid shit to random people?
Perhaps it's you Rhett?
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:Well she did end up with you….
for some reason, I think my wife is a magnet for the assholes of the world.
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:I don't spit in his face that's for sure.
Ok Mankie…
You're in a foreign country where you don't speak the language, all of your possessions are in a different city, you have hotel reservations in a third and fourth cities two and five days later, respectively, you've spent hundreds of dollars on train reservations between these cities, and you have a flight back home from a fifth different city ten days later.
A strange man starts physically harassing your wife. What do you do?
Originally posted by markie:
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:Probably because The two of them are such an attractive couple? It must be envy?
[qb]
Does this kind of stuff happen to anyone else with this regularity?
Perhaps it's you Rhett?
I never get hassled, probably because I have a 24/7 scowl.
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:Possibly. Also your other half does seem to wear short skirts and bend over at inappropriate moments…..
But really, it's probably because she is pretty, and I'm not threatening to look at.
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:I think Mankie beat up a mime…..
Tell us a story Uncle Mankie…..
Tell us a story…..
Originally posted by Celeste:Sometimes its like shooting fish in a barrel…..
aw shit…did I see that coming!
(that is, GGWs comment)
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:Well she did end up with you….
for some reason, I think my wife is a magnet for the assholes of the world.
Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:I don't spit in his face that's for sure.
Ok Mankie…
You're in a foreign country where you don't speak the language, all of your possessions are in a different city, you have hotel reservations in a third and fourth cities two and five days later, respectively, you've spent hundreds of dollars on train reservations between these cities, and you have a flight back home from a fifth different city ten days later.
A strange man starts physically harassing your wife. What do you do?
If telling him to back off repeatedly doesn't work I grab him by the throat, push him away while yelling at him "fuck off!" If that fails then the last resort would be to beat the sense out of him…..speaking from experience, which is too long a story to go into detail.
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:weak….
I think I beat you to the punchline with my last line…(meaning I was an asshole attracted to her, and she happened to be attracted back)
No, for some reason, I think my wife is a magnet for the assholes of the world. Hell, she'd probably end up talking to YOU in a crowded room.
Luckily for me, the magnetic field went both ways.
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
[QB] So you tell him off, even though you don't know his language? That makes a lot of fucking sense.
So you physically attack him, risking getting put in jail or deported, risking fucking up all the detailed plans of the rest of your trip that you've spent thousands of dollars on, while your possessions are back in another city? That makes a lot of fucking sense.
"FUCK OFF!" and the body language that goes with it is pretty universal, so anybody would get the message loud and clear.
Spitting is also considered assault by the way so you can get in as much legal trouble as punching someone…..mind you, my fists are probably not as deadly as your saliva, they just have more of an instant impact.