Hilariously Creepy First Date (stolen from another messa

i am really creeped out by this guy.

If I'm going to make that much effort…not that I ever would…but if I was making paper fucking flowers, crowns and stars and shit, she better be prepared to take it anally and bring her sister along, before the date is over!!!

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
i am really creeped out by this guy.

I'm shocked none of these women ditch him in the middle of this nonsense. If I was a girl and some guy was taking me on a date this crazy I'd be so creeped out I'd be gone. I'd find some nice way to do it like fake a phone call and pretend there's an emergency, but there's no chance I'd stick around post-burger king crown or itemized itenerary. And the costumes? Foot in crotch and run like hell!

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
i am really creeped out by this guy.

I'm shocked none of these women ditch him in the middle of this nonsense. If I was a girl and some guy was taking me on a date this crazy I'd be so creeped out I'd be gone. I'd find some nice way to do it like fake a phone call and pretend there's an emergency, but there's no chance I'd stick around post-burger king crown or itemized itenerary. And the costumes? Foot in crotch and run like hell!

i mean, the efforts are really nice, but like, maybe way down the dating line. First date? No thanks.

Also, as Mankie displayed above, I would figure all that effort would be cause the guy to be especially expected by the end of said date.

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
i mean, the efforts are really nice, but like, maybe way down the dating line. First date? No thanks.

There's a place down the line in a relationship where multiple costume changes, video taping the date, itemized itineraries, and burger king crowns are acceptable? Some of that stuff (paper flowers, seashell necklaces, theme dates) can be OK, but some of this is weird no matter how far along the relationship is.

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
i mean, the efforts are really nice, but like, maybe way down the dating line. First date? No thanks.

There's a place down the line in a relationship where multiple costume changes, video taping the date, itemized itineraries, and burger king crowns are acceptable? Some of that stuff (paper flowers, seashell necklaces, theme dates) can be OK, but some of this is weird no matter how far along the relationship is.

Right, some of it can be OK. But at the same time, I can't really imagine a world where any of this would actually happen though. Although my best friend's fiance (at the time) would do things along that line with the timed dates and surprises and it was cute (and they had also been together 6 yeras), but no costume changes…

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Amy and I ended up talking on the phone a lot. And shortly after several days in a row of talking to her I found that we clicked. She was obviously the kind of girl I have wanted to date all my life. Sweet, easy to talk to, willing to be open with me and loves the church of which we both are committed to. Plus she loves to cook which is a HUGE plus! She is by far the best girl that I have meet this year. And I have done a lot of dates (13+ different girls)

that's the only paragraph i needed to read. there are like 4 or 5 different flavors of creepy in there. RUN LADIES RUUUUUN!!!

(p.s. and as an abstaining mormon, i'm not sure he's allowed saying he's "done" a lot of dates… he hasn't done any of them)

Someone should tell this guy to stop trying to be romantic and impress them because chicks like guys who are dicks.

He needs to boast about his hair pulling skillz.

Originally posted by 6949:
Someone should tell this guy to stop trying to be romantic and impress them because chicks like guys who are dicks.

Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
If I'm going to make that much effort… she better be prepared to take it anally and bring her sister along, before the date is over!!!

And that, my friends, is what a life-long devotion to Morrissey and The Smiths will do to your sensitivity.

Brian

wow! all this for the first date. so what happens on date 2?? i mean naturally, it has to top date 1 :)

then again - i dont know any women who would want a date 2 if this were date 1. id run screaming.

Here I am collapsing issues (preparing journals and magazines for binding) and the first title I grab is Psychological Assessment. The cover indicates that this is the "Decade of Behavior 2000-2010."

I think y'all would suck at geniune anthropology. You're all too easily creeped out. What we see here is an entirely different concept of GGG. Sure, they're different from you and me but so what; hipsters they're not. I'd give the guy credit for his imagination and having the (different) balls to pull it off. I wouldn't expect 930 boardies of the female of the species to find his style acceptable. Female boardies of the MTC on the other hand….

Originally posted by Brian Wallace:

Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
If I'm going to make that much effort… she better be prepared to take it anally and bring her sister along, before the date is over!!!

And that, my friends, is what a life-long devotion to Morrissey and The Smiths will do to your sensitivity.

Brian

if youâ??re so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
And if youâ??re so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
I know …
â??cause tonight - itâ??s just like any other night
Thatâ??s why youâ??re on your own tonight
Your triumphs and your charms
While theyâ??re in each otherâ??s arms…"
Itâ??s so easy to laugh


BTW - NEWSFLASH!! No need to sign your name at the end of every post, your user name is displayed at every post you make….and your user name is pretty self explanotary really. ;)

Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:

Originally posted by Brian Wallace:

Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
If I'm going to make that much effort… she better be prepared to take it anally and bring her sister along, before the date is over!!!

And that, my friends, is what a life-long devotion to Morrissey and The Smiths will do to your sensitivity.

Brian

BTW - NEWSFLASH!! No need to sign your name at the end of every post, your user name is displayed at every post you make….and your user name is pretty self explanotary really. ;)

Actually Monte signs forum posts with his computer specs. He just moved up the chain from creepy to terrifying.

I like to think that he's sending us each a personal message each time.

Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
BTW - NEWSFLASH!! No need to sign your name at the end of every post, your user name is displayed at every post you make….and your user name is pretty self explanotary really. ;)

Originally posted by econo:
I like to think that he's sending us each a personal message each time.

I like to think of him as 930.com's own version of Denny Crane (from Boston Legal).

He's topped himself yet again.

The date when pretty good. I picked her up at 5am and he head down to OAK and flew into Long Beach. On the flight we talked a bit and watched the Game Show Network. They were showing these old games that her and I have never seen before from the late 70's.

When we go to Disneyland we were very pleasantly surprise to find all the lines took 5 - 10 mins. We got hopper passes and saw the Aladdin show which was super cool. we got to ride all the rides we wanted at California Adventure too. We had a ton of fun just talking and riding the rides.

And after dinner the firework show came on and we sat and watched that together. It was a really great show. Different from past shows either of us had seen.

We flew back home today and got to see the same game shows we saw yesterday. It was very fun to talk about them as we flew home.

Overall it was a great date! We both really enjoyed each other company and i might ask her out again sometime. But I had 2 other girls who I am going ask out too. One who I am asking out today, who wanted to see Smashing Pumpkins when they were here. But I have an extra ticket for the Utah show and will see if she wants to fly out to see that show.

And yes, he paid for her plane ticket, hotel room, and all the Disneyland costs. I give him credit for getting 2 hotel rooms, but still insanely weird.

oh my god, this kid is nuts. please invite him to join the 9:30 boards so we can all sit here and be amused with how ridiculous he is. i bet he payed off a random girl to take pictures with him on horses and in ape costumes just so he could make up this ridiculous story. i honestly cannot imagine that anyone would sit through a first date like that…

The only really disturbing thing that I find about this guy is that he seems to be nothing but a 1 date wonder. I don't for a minute believe that every single one of these girls turned him down for next dates. Sure, some would but not all. If anything, I think he must have some kind of commitment phobia. His big thrill is the 1st date itself, not the women.

Kind of bothers me that so many of you think so badly towards a guy who wants to provide a woman with some kind of a fun date though. I think I'd enjoy a special crazy little date like that as long as I trusted the guy. Then again, what would really matter would be how much I dug the guy. Quite frankly I'm sick of guys who think you owe them sex just because the two of you spent a little time together. Many of those run off just as fast to the next woman as this guy does. At least I might have had some fun with this guy.

Funny he did a game show date as I had been thinking that he's like a one man Dating Game except he's the sole bachelor. It's the date itself you must choose from.

Originally posted by Jaguar:
If anything, I think he must have some kind of commitment phobia.

He was once engaged, but she left him in the week before the wedding. He has expressed many times his desire to get married. I dunno. The case study rages on.