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The Ugliest Musicians Ever

skeeter
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 05:45 PM UTC #
Slash isn't bad - he just has really bad hair. And Cass wasn't ugly - she was just fat. As for Meatloaf…well…yeah - he's pretty nasty.
RatBastard
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 06:52 PM UTC #
Tom Petty
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 07:53 PM UTC #
<img src="http://www.nyrock.com/images/ramones.jpg" alt=" - " />


and what's this about Death Cab being unattractive? I, for one, think that Chris Walla is quite attractive, and Ben Gibbard is damn adorable. in fact, Ben Gibbard is one of the cutest guys in music, in my opinion. okay.
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 08:32 PM UTC #
he's cute!
and he's really smart and really talented and that's attractive.
sweetcell
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 08:36 PM UTC #
while his physical cuteness is debatable, chris walla is certainly not horrid… look at that van halen pic and tell me walla is in the same league - not a chance.
Rhett Miller
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 08:37 PM UTC #
He looks like one of those guys who is incapable of growing pubic hair. Like Bright Eyes.
you be betty
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 08:39 PM UTC #
yeah, i suspect that when you don't take showers for months - years on end, termites grow in your pubes and make regeneration an impossibility. however, all would be solved if conor oberst would TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER
nkotb
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 08:43 PM UTC #
Agreed…doubt any of the Death Cab guys should be on here. Not attractive is definitely not ugly, and no way is Walla or the rest in the same league as some of those mentioned. I just wanted to contest his cuteness factor.

Originally posted by sweetcell:
while his physical cuteness is debatable, chris walla is certainly not horrid… look at that van halen pic and tell me walla is in the same league - not a chance.
ggw
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 08:53 PM UTC #
Geddy Lee
ggw
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 08:54 PM UTC #
Walla needs some serious fashion help:

<img src="http://www.howwastheshow.com/images/death%20cab.jpg" alt=" - " />


Originally posted by nkotb:
Agreed…doubt any of the Death Cab guys should be on here. Not attractive is definitely not ugly, and no way is Walla or the rest in the same league as some of those mentioned. I just wanted to contest his cuteness factor.

Originally posted by sweetcell:
while his physical cuteness is debatable, chris walla is certainly not horrid… look at that van halen pic and tell me walla is in the same league - not a chance.
RatBastard
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 22, 2007 at 01:45 AM UTC #
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Geddy Lee
Not only ugly but so untalented that he had to change his name from Gary to something dumb ass in an attempt to cover the fact. GOD that band sucks…
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 22, 2007 at 01:54 AM UTC #
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Walla needs some serious fashion help:

&lt;img src="http://www.howwastheshow.com/images/death%20cab.jpg" alt=" - " /&gt;


Originally posted by nkotb:
Agreed…doubt any of the Death Cab guys should be on here. Not attractive is definitely not ugly, and no way is Walla or the rest in the same league as some of those mentioned. I just wanted to contest his cuteness factor.

Originally posted by sweetcell:
while his physical cuteness is debatable, chris walla is certainly not horrid… look at that van halen pic and tell me walla is in the same league - not a chance.
I think that Mister Walla looks ravishing in his airbrushed tiger tee shirt. You're just jealous.
sweetcell
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 22, 2007 at 03:13 AM UTC #
Originally posted by RatBastard:
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Geddy Lee
Not only ugly but so untalented that he had to change his name from Gary to something dumb ass in an attempt to cover the fact. GOD that band sucks…
ugly? yeah. not your type of music? sure. "sucks"? why not. but untalented? two generations of musicians will attest to the fact that rush is top-shelf talent. again, you're free to debate that they've wasted that talent… but your right to discuss any supposed lack of talent is hereby revoked.

next case, please.
Brian_Walalce
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 22, 2007 at 11:43 AM UTC #
Originally posted by RatBastard:
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Geddy Lee
Not only ugly but so untalented that he had to change his name from Gary to something dumb ass in an attempt to cover the fact. GOD that band sucks…
"What about the VOICE of Geddy Lee? How did it get…"

Ummm…I tend to agree about Rush. I totally respect those who admire Neil Peart's drum fills but my version of hell has "Roll The Bones" on repeat.

Brian
imrotten
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 22, 2007 at 02:01 PM UTC #
Who's that horrid looking POS that bangs Misha Barton??….Cisco Adler!…He plays in some shitbag band in L.A. and someone hit him repeatedly with an ugly stick!…His Dad is record exec Lou Adler…
Rhett Miller
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 22, 2007 at 02:04 PM UTC #
I have to disagree with this. Some of their early stuff rocks, if you're selective with your songs.


Originally posted by RatBastard:
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Geddy Lee
Not only ugly but so untalented that he had to change his name from Gary to something dumb ass in an attempt to cover the fact. GOD that band sucks…
sweetcell
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 22, 2007 at 02:41 PM UTC #
something is terribly wrong here… we're almost up to fourty posts on the topic of musical non-lookers, and no one has mentioned:

<img src="http://artistdirect.com/Images/artd/amg/music/bio/460580_lylelovett_200x200.jpg" alt=" - " /> <img src="http://www.rockphiles.com/all_images/Act_Images/LyleLovett/Lyle_Lovett.jpg" alt=" - " />
<img src="http://www.thanksforthemusic.com/images/associations/Grammies/1999/LyleLovett.jpg" alt=" - " /> <img src="http://smashingmag.com/tour/trphoto/ryota/060317lyle/060317lylelovett5097.jpg" alt=" - " />

what a grin…
Rhett Miller
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 22, 2007 at 02:47 PM UTC #
Chalk my wife up as a female vote for the Death Cab guys being ugly. But then again, she's probably also a terrible judge of what is attractive in a man, harhar.

Originally posted by sweetcell:
Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
In addition:

- Death Cab for Cutie (all members)
really? while i'm a terrible judge of what is attractive in a man, methinks that chris walla isn't a total troll, at least not enough to make this list. apparently i'm wrong though.
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