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The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 20, 2007 at 10:42 PM UTC #
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According to KissNews.de, Gene Simmons (KISS), Lemmy (MOTÃ?RHEAD) and Alex Van Halen (VAN HALEN) are among the "ugliest musicians ever," as chosen by Blogcritics, an online magazine, a community of writers and readers from around the globe. The complete Top 12 list is as follows:

01. Shane MacGowan (THE POGUES)
02. G.G. Allin
03. Gene Simmons (KISS)
04. Lemmy (MOTÃ?RHEAD)
05. Thom Yorke (RADIOHEAD)
06. Jim Skafish (SKAFISH)
07. Madonna
08. Alex Van Halen (VAN HALEN)
09. HATERUSH
10. GWAR
11. Roger Waters (PINK FLOYD)
12. JOURNEY
RustyOrgan
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 20, 2007 at 11:27 PM UTC #
…what about that band your MOTHER was in?
OH!
Brian_Walalce
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 11:55 AM UTC #
There's actually one pretty good-looking member of Radiohead. But the other four are trolls. It's not too hard to win the "Best looking member of Radiohead" award.

Brian

P.S. I think they are taking "appearance of teeth" way too much into account in Mr. MacGowan's case.

P.P.S. Or "appearance of liver."
alex
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 01:20 PM UTC #
In addition:

- Death Cab for Cutie (all members)
- Ted Leo
skeeter
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 01:23 PM UTC #
Gotta give 'em credit on the Skafish call. Yikes.

I really wish his stuff was available on cd.
Rhett Miller
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 01:26 PM UTC #
Wolfmother?

Originally posted by RustyOrgan:
…what about that band your MOTHER was in?
OH!
gloriaabortion
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 02:04 PM UTC #
John Vanderslice
Rhett Miller
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 02:11 PM UTC #
You guys are definitely hitting the nail on the head with some of your choices. I would like to add…just about ANY alt-country musician, take your pick.
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 02:15 PM UTC #
I share Thom Yorke's good looks.
sonickteam2
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 02:17 PM UTC #
i'll go with

Marilyn Manson
TheREALHunter
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 02:22 PM UTC #
god bless his great production and playing skills but…Devin Townsend.
TheREALHunter
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 02:24 PM UTC #
and what about Johnny Winter?
sweetcell
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 03:02 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
In addition:

- Death Cab for Cutie (all members)
really? while i'm a terrible judge of what is attractive in a man, methinks that chris walla isn't a total troll, at least not enough to make this list. apparently i'm wrong though.
jeffml
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 03:15 PM UTC #
I would put Eddie Van Halen over his brother, at least now-a-days. Can anybody pull up that recent picture of him where he looks like meth-addicted geezer?
Sir HC
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 03:50 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Bombay Chutney:
Gotta give 'em credit on the Skafish call. Yikes.

I really wish his stuff was available on cd.
Have the DVD of Urgh, and wow, just wow.
HoyaSaxa03
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 04:25 PM UTC #
Originally posted by jeffml:
I would put Eddie Van Halen over his brother, at least now-a-days. Can anybody pull up that recent picture of him where he looks like meth-addicted geezer?
ask and ye shall receive
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jeffml
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 04:33 PM UTC #
On second thought, never mind on that Eddie Van Halen picture.
HoyaSaxa03
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 04:39 PM UTC #
Originally posted by jeffml:
On second thought, never mind on that Eddie Van Halen picture.
it shall haunt your dreams, and it ain't coming down
lwoxley
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever March 21, 2007 at 04:41 PM UTC #
What about
Keith Richards
Mick Jagger

Awww, what the hell…The Rolling Stones
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