Originally posted by SalParadise:no way should you have even tried to get your money back, you play, you pay…too funny!
i meant to give the girl 3 $20s ($20 tip). but it was dark, i was pretty ripped… next time i go to buy a drink, i notice only 2 $100s are there. so i gave her $140 (2 $20s and a $100). i tell my friends, they're laughing at me…
Biggest d!ck move in a bar..
Originally posted by Celeste:I concur. You had a better chance of magically finding forgotten money in your shoe then you do in getting money back from a stripper.
no way should you have even tried to get your money back, you play, you pay…too funny!
Wow, you guys are gross…
Seriously. It's not like the extra 15 seconds it takes to wash your hands is really a big hindrance on your time, and if your schedule's that tight you might need to take a vacation.
I think my best strip joint dick move was asking the token small breasted stripper to give me a lap dance.
Half way through the dance, I asked her "Are those real?"
She walked away.
And I was asked to leave. Hey, free half dance though.
Half way through the dance, I asked her "Are those real?"
She walked away.
And I was asked to leave. Hey, free half dance though.
So what do you think about white t-shirts under a polo shirt?
i have never really thought about it. it is probably best to stay away from a polo shirt altogether unless one has occasion to golf i suppose.
i have never really thought about it. it is probably best to stay away from a polo shirt altogether unless one has occasion to golf i suppose.
in college i used to go the strip clubs with not much money. in pennsylvania they give you free beer, so i'd drink beer and if a stripper started dancing in front of me i'd watch until it became time to give my dollar. then i'd talk to the person next to me
I have never been to a strip club.
camelot has pretty good drink specials featuring $8 beers.
If the 9:30 Club raises their beer prices again, will that mean naked bartenders?
Originally posted by jdr:
camelot has pretty good drink specials featuring $8 beers.
one of the venues in pittsburgh used to have strippers during lunch. it was their last ditch effort to get people to come in during the day
Forgive me if I've told this story before, but my favorite strip joint story was my brother-in-laws buddy who took my nephew's "Thomas the Train" book with him to the strip joint, asked a girl for a lap dance, and instead of her dancing, he read her the book.
After the akwardness ended and she was less concerned about his mental state, he had her for three songs, to finish the book, paid her $60, and came back to our table.
They ended up chatting the whole night, and he went home with her. Absolutely brilliant.
After the akwardness ended and she was less concerned about his mental state, he had her for three songs, to finish the book, paid her $60, and came back to our table.
They ended up chatting the whole night, and he went home with her. Absolutely brilliant.
i have a pretty good one too … i was maybe 19 at the time, at mons venus in tampa with some friends (jesus, that place is insane) … this stripper leans down to my friend, who had longish hair at the time i guess, tells him he looks like jim morrison (he looked nothing like jim morrison), and tells him to meet her outside the club … he goes home with her to her apartment in tampa, she pays the babysitter and puts her kid to sleep, passionate love making ensues, then she gives him $100 for a cab back to sarasota … a pretty absurd story for a 19 yr-old
Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:Man, every straight guy I know who's been to Tampa has been to that place. Oy. Though I do think the name is a hoot (speaking of, Clearwater is the home of Hooters you know…)
mons venus in tampa
I thought it was crowded at the Black Crowes show…turned out some old drunk fella was pressed up against me with three feet of empty space behind him.
Taking a course in Portland, OR, and had to go past this strip club every day and they has a 2 for 1 special for Dad's and their highschool aged kids. I had to get a photo of that, but it didn't come out too well.
Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:memories…
mons venus in tampa
Originally posted by vansmack:nice.
Forgive me if I've told this story before, but my favorite strip joint story was my brother-in-laws buddy who took my nephew's "Thomas the Train" book with him to the strip joint, asked a girl for a lap dance, and instead of her dancing, he read her the book.
After the akwardness ended and she was less concerned about his mental state, he had her for three songs, to finish the book, paid her $60, and came back to our table.
They ended up chatting the whole night, and he went home with her. Absolutely brilliant.
Originally posted by Bags:it's an institution … and it get's a shoutout in wyclef's "perfect gentleman" … best strip club song of all time? "perfect gentleman"?
Man, every straight guy I know who's been to Tampa has been to that place.
Originally posted by Bags:of course!
Oy. Though I do think the name is a hoot (speaking of, Clearwater is the home of Hooters you know…)
oops, sorry about that.
Originally posted by El Sugartastic:
I thought it was crowded at the Black Crowes show…turned out some old drunk fella was pressed up against me with three feet of empty space behind him.