Biggest d!ck move in a bar..

Originally posted by SalParadise:

Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:
mons venus in tampa

memories…

ok, my mons venus story just came back to me:

we're there. Amy Lynn (howard stern's favorite porn star according to his book/the ad @ mons venus) is the special guest that night. i've never heard of her, but i get a dance with her anyways. we chat some afterwards… i tell her i live in miami, she says she lives in ft. lauderdale and tells me i should check her out at x strip club (forgot the name)…she winds up giving me her #. she also tries getting me to buy another dance the rest of the night, but i was done.

so we go back to the hotel (we were up there to celebrate my brother's having taken the bar) and i mention to the others that amy lynn gave me her #. they're all "holy shit, man you have to call!" and whatnot.

ffwd a week later… i call the number:

(ring ring…old lady's voice): "hello"

"umm, may i speak with amy?"

"this is amy's mother! she doesn't live here. please don't call here looking for her!"

Originally posted by SalParadise:

"this is amy's mother! she doesn't live here. please don't call here looking for her!"

Wow. If only daddy have given Amy a few more hugs while she was growing up….

Originally posted by Etan de Balzac, Footie Ball Player:
oops, sorry about that.

Originally posted by El Sugartastic:
I thought it was crowded at the Black Crowes show…turned out some old drunk fella was pressed up against me with three feet of empty space behind him.

The story continues when I turn around, I tripped a little on his foot b/c he was so close. He grabbed my neck (hard I might add) to steady me.

Great. Did you take a dump or a leak that night?

Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:
i have a pretty good one too … i was maybe 19 at the time, at mons venus in tampa with some friends (jesus, that place is insane) … this stripper leans down to my friend, who had longish hair at the time i guess, tells him he looks like jim morrison (he looked nothing like jim morrison), and tells him to meet her outside the club … he goes home with her to her apartment in tampa, she pays the babysitter and puts her kid to sleep, passionate love making ensues, then she gives him $100 for a cab back to sarasota … a pretty absurd story for a 19 yr-old

it's amazing how many doors having long hair can open for you! As long as you're not 45 or something.

Originally posted by duderino:
if i'm in the bathroom and i see a guy leave without washing his hands, i like to wait until i see the guy talking to a girl and then come up to them and inform the girl that he didn't wash his hands. but that's not really a dick move. cause not washing your hands is gross.

I bet you got beat up a lot in school.

On my very first venture to the USA on the way home from the Falklands, I'm in the bar in Phillips Crab House at the inner harbour in B'more. The ship is moored right in the inner harbour so the bar is full of Royal Navy lads and the local lasses loving it,even the ones with boyfriends/hubbies. Needless to say, the local men are not too happy with the situation.

I'm in the gents having a pee, and it's quite packed so there's a line for the sinks, I put little Mankie away and stood waiting for a sink, but some doodle must've thought I was leaving so says to me, "In America, boys are taught to wash their hands after using the bathroom." My immediate response, "In England, boys are taught not to piss on their hands" gents erupts with laughter as gobbie doodle leaves with head hung low.

that's funny! :D

Originally posted by El Sugartastic:
I thought it was crowded at the Black Crowes show…turned out some old drunk fella was pressed up against me with three feet of empty space behind him.

Hey, he couldn't have been THAT drunk. He picked someone beautiful to grope…

Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
"In America, boys are taught to wash their hands after using the bathroom." My immediate response, "In England, boys are taught not to piss on their hands" gents erupts with laughter as gobbie doodle leaves with head hung low.

That joke is so old, some of the youngsters on this board probably think it's a pretty funny "new" joke.

Venerable (who shared this story with me) and I agree that breaking up two chicks who are making out in a bar has to be the biggest dick move out there!!!

Police: Two NFL cheerleaders arrested at Tampa bar

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Renee Thomas (left)
Angela Keathley (right)

Tampa, Florida â?? Two Carolina Panther cheerleaders spent the night in jail after a rough night in Channelside. The Panthers were in town to play the Bucs Sunday afternoon.

Witnesses say Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas were engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom stall at Banana Joe's around 2:20 am Sunday. Another woman waiting to use the bathroom got into an argument with the pair.

Police say Thomas punched the woman in the face. When Thomas was arrested, she gave police the name of another Panthers cheerleader.

Thomas could face additional charges for lying to police, once they confirm her identity.

Keathley was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer, while Thomas was charged with one count of battery.

The two women were taken to Hillsborough County jail, where they both bonded out later Sunday morning.


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Originally posted by vansmack:
Venerable (who shared this story with me) and I agree that breaking up two chicks who are making out in a bar has to be the biggest dick move out there!!!

The only "dick move" I'd make if I saw NFL cheerleaders having sex in a bar restroom would be whipping it out, if you know what I'm sayin'!!!