Would you really?

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Perhaps it's because she has trouble spelling her own name.

It's Welsh. Cerys. It means "butterfly." What, I'm the only one here who speaks Welsh?

Brian

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:

Originally posted by bnyced0:
You did see the criteria right?

I did. I know of no drug habits or homosexuality that'd discredit any of those young ladies. Although, Hayden and Mischa might be "party girls"

I guess my point was sometime during the date you would actually try to have a conversation with them, so these should be people whose personalities you find interesting, or you think you'd have something in common with, or at least connection of some sort outside the bedroom….though since this is fantasy perhaps those are rather high thresholds.

Originally posted by bearman:
Oh yeah, and Josh Homme. He may be married, but I bet he wouldn't give a damn if a dude hit on him…he's just that friggin' cool.

Speaking of which:

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mmmm…Brody Dale. She's like a perkier Courtney Love. Justine Frischmann crossed with Corey Parks.

Brian

P.S. Actually, she looks like Carl Barat in that picture doesn't she?

Originally posted by bnyced0:
again these should be people whose personalities you find interesting,

I don't like girls who know everything about sports or music or whatever. If I want to talk sports, I'll go to dinner with one of my guy friends. I still like standard gender roles: I like girls I'm going to date to be girly and these seem like very feminine women, for the most part.

Originally posted by Brian Wallace:

Speaking of which:

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mmmm…Brody Dale. She's like a perkier Courtney Love. Justine Frischmann crossed with Corey Parks.

Brian

Yeh, I'm also quite partial to a lady with at tat or two…

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:

Originally posted by bnyced0:
again these should be people whose personalities you find interesting,

I don't like girls who know everything about sports or music or whatever. If I want to talk sports, I'll go to dinner with one of my guy friends. I still like standard gender roles: I like girls I'm going to date to be girly and these seem like very feminine women, for the most part.

I thought you were from Michigan, has the South become THAT influential on you? Yuck!!!!!!!! :cool:

What would you talk about if you actually had to live with someone? Not that those are the ONLY potential topics of conversation, but they are biggies…

My ideal woman would have to know a good amount about music and (to a lesser extent) sports, or at least be good at faking it…which my wife is.

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:

Originally posted by bnyced0:
again these should be people whose personalities you find interesting,

I don't like girls who know everything about sports or music or whatever. If I want to talk sports, I'll go to dinner with one of my guy friends. I still like standard gender roles: I like girls I'm going to date to be girly and these seem like very feminine women, for the most part.

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
I still like standard gender roles: I like girls I'm going to date to be girly and these seem like very feminine women, for the most part.

What, so you can share makeup tips, have your menstrual cycles sync up and talk about how dreamy Billy Corgan is with his bald head?

Brian

Originally posted by bnyced0:

A lady that DOESN'T like sports, music,and have an opinion on most things is a complete deal breaker, more so than the smoking.

No, you misunderstood. I didn't mean that liking sports or music or ______ is a dealbreaker, I meant her knowing what the 4-2-5 defense is isn't important to me. It's not a dealbreaker if she likes Panic! at the Disco or some other terrible band.

I focus more on "personality" then "common interests."

Originally posted by Brian Wallace:

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
I still like standard gender roles: I like girls I'm going to date to be girly and these seem like very feminine women, for the most part.

What, so you can share makeup tips, have your menstrual cycles sync up and talk about how dreamy Billy Corgan is with his bald head?

Brian

Never thought I'd ever say this, since it's a sacred directorism, but POST OF THE PHUCKING WEEK…

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:

Originally posted by bnyced0:

A lady that DOESN'T like sports, music,and have an opinion on most things is a complete deal breaker, more so than the smoking.

No, you misunderstood. I didn't mean that liking sports or music or ______ is a dealbreaker, I meant her knowing what the 4-2-5 defense is isn't important to me. It's not a dealbreaker if she likes Panic! at the Disco or some other terrible band.

I focus more on "personality" then "common interests."

ok, good clarification, because I thought VA had dumbed you back to the stoneage…

I dated a girl for a year that liked Something Corporate and figure skating and liked to watch American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance? I hate all that stuff, but I liked her personality so I went to figure skating and SoCo it wasn't terrible, and she came along to Bright Eyes and bought me tickets/went to Red Wings hockey. People can take an interest in whatever the other person likes without it being their own favorite thing. People shouldn't lie and pretend they like something they don't, but it wasn't really important – we both went to the other person's stuff because we enjoyed the other one's company, and neither of us were ever bored stiff.

And of course there were some common interests or things we both liked doing, but the focus wasn't on "what we like to do" but "what we like in the other person." I just don't get people who are like "oh, I wouldn't date anyone who likes ________," or people who won't date a girl unless she likes football. That's so stupid. Football is not the be all and end all of the world.

And yeah, to some extent, I'd like to be the more masculine one and the girl the more feminine one, but I'm not going to throw someone to the curb because they know more about the left wing lock then I do.

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
or at least be good at faking it…which my wife is.

Yeah. That's what I've heard.

Brian

Did I ever tell you guys about the time Gwyneth Paltrow was hitting on me?

And tattoos are a total turn-off. Right up there with gum chewing.

Amerie - Wifey material. Bumped into her at a party I promoted a little whiles back. Only chick I ever met that had me flat out speechless. She had an aura or something. Plus her shoe game is VICIOUS. Huge turn on . . .

<img src="http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Amerie/Amerie_Aussenard_13960866.jpg" alt=" - " />

Eva Mendes - Duh . . .

<img src="http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-05/25/xin_0005032511054443240933.jpg" alt=" - " />

Jessica Alba - Duh Part Deux . . .

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Nicole Scherzinger - She flat out just does something to me.

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Sanaa Lathan - Looks. Aura. It's a wrap.

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On top of the fact that they just fine as all hell, whether meeting them in person or just watching them in interviews, all of the above ladies just seem to be cool in addition to beautiful. Very important.

And they all have MEAN shoe games. Equally important. True story.

Silly me. Almost forgot. The only woman on the planet The Director would size up @ Tiffany's on sight:

The Lovely Sade a.k.a. Mrs. Director*.

<img src="http://www.candiano.com/sade3.jpg" alt=" - " />

Messy breakup. Didn't quite work out. We're trying to get through it* . . .


* = denotes portion of text which is not True Storyâ?¢

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
And of course there were some common interests or things we both liked doing, but the focus wasn't on "what we like to do" but "what we like in the other person." I just don't get people who are like "oh, I wouldn't date anyone who likes ________," or people who won't date a girl unless she likes football. That's so stupid. Football is not the be all and end all of the world.

I guess being a little older I see things slightly different, it's true I've dated a lot of women that share virtually none of my interests, but it was purely physical, they were normally "hot" so that was enough. It never lasted very long, which was fine, because like the Director is feeling his oats today, I was also free agent and really didn't care.

But for me a relationship has to have some key things, "deal makers" we can call them that are necessary to just be able to deal with me. If you don't like sports, you can never understand why I'm so passionate about it and yell at the TV or spend stupid amounts of cash on tickets.

Likewise if you don't like music, well there's no reason to explain that one…, or able to talk about world events, politics, travel, etc. those are the bare necesities to have any kind of conversation witih me.

Someone I'm dating doesn't have to march in lock step with me, but without some commonality it's really just a booty call and won't last more than a few weeks.

So I can understand your perspective, because I've been there, but in a few years I think you'll start seeing deal breakers for what they really are. Unless Ms. Jr. South Carolina accepts a wedding proposal before you come to your senses.

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as soon as heath gets caught creepin w/ the nanny, i'm moving in.

Originally posted by SalParadise:

as soon as heath gets caught creepin w/ the nanny, i'm moving in.

uh dude. they split like a month ago.

source. or google it.

Originally posted by TheDirector217:
Amerie - Wifey material. Bumped into her at a party I promoted a little whiles back. Only chick I ever met that had me flat out speechless. She had an aura or something. Plus her shoe game is VICIOUS. Huge turn on . . .


Eva Mendes - Duh . . .


Jessica Alba - Duh Part Deux . . .



Nicole Scherzinger - She flat out just does something to me.


Sanaa Lathan - Looks. Aura. It's a wrap.

On top of the fact that they just fine as all hell, whether meeting them in person or just watching them in interviews, all of the above ladies just seem to be cool in addition to beautiful. Very important.

And they all have MEAN shoe games. Equally important. True story.

Silly me. Almost forgot. The only woman on the planet The Director would size up @ Tiffany's on sight:

The Lovely Sade a.k.a. Mrs. Director*.


Messy breakup. Didn't quite work out. We're trying to get through it* . . .


* = denotes portion of text which is not True Storyâ?¢

I'll co-sign all the above as far as looks, but only Jessica or Eva would make it to dinner with me, and only Eva would likely be invited back to the Bnyce Lair…

Originally posted by miss pretentious:

Originally posted by SalParadise:

as soon as heath gets caught creepin w/ the nanny, i'm moving in.

uh dude. they split like a month ago.

source. or google it.

i'm kinda glad i didn't know that.

*roams streets of bklyn in search of my honey*