Would you really?

We banter about who amongst musicians, actors, athletes, and other famous people who we think are cute, hot, sexy, sponge worthy, etc.

But who out there would you really be interested in going out on a date with?

To keep this from getting unruly, letâ??s try to keep to people that are actually single, and take into account their (albeit likely manufactured) reputations, and drug issues, their potential homosexuality (if youâ??re from the opposite sex), etc.

In other words a somewhat serious look at someone you think you could actually hit it off with, rather than someone youâ??d just like to get off with.

I ask because I canâ??t really think of anyone, but we as a society seem so hung up on â??celebrityâ? especially adolescents who buy posters, and tickets, and merchandise, and scream and pass out at shows and in general act as though they really have a chance with whomever theyâ??re lusting after, when if they stopped to think about it would probably be repulsed by not only the person but the lifestyle theyâ??d have to endure to be with them.

Kind of a weird thought, huh?

I used to think Nicole Kidman would be an ideal date, red head, Australian, phenomenal talent, drop dead gorgeous, but between marrying that midget, having a ton of kids, and now being married to a country singer sheâ??s kind of lost her glamour.

I also have a thing for Bjork and Mariah Carey, but I think if actually given the opportunity Iâ??d probably decline both, though it would be a tough call with the Icelandic wonder.


You?

Lauren Conrad

Claire Danes

Keira Knightley

Robbie Williams

jenny lewis..no idea if she's single or not

Nicole Kidman has never had a kid, only a miscarriage.

Originally posted by manimtired:
jenny lewis..no idea if she's single or not

by single, I just meant unmarried, so you're safe there

Originally posted by vansmack:
Claire Danes

your other ones are crazy,but this would be my choice

Originally posted by pdx pollard:
your other ones are crazy,but this would be my choice

Well, he said unmarried so my obvious Gwen Stefani choice was thwarted.

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Nicole Kidman has never had a kid, only a miscarriage.

shit your right, forgot they were adopted, but she's still married to a country singer, and also forgot to add she's a smoker (huge deal breaker) so though a tough call, she's still off the list <img src="http://gfx.download-by.net/screen/21/21174-nicole-kidman-sex-e-screensaver.jpg" alt=" - " />

Sara Silverman <img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/251/517799544_32f47bfcde.jpg" alt=" - " />


and Marisa Tomei <img src="http://www.shakespeare.org/albums/gala2004/Marisa_Tomei.sized.jpg" alt=" - " />

ok so I lied I can think of a couple.

Milo Ventimiglia
James McAvoy
and Dave (of Birdmonster)

and i think id have the most in common with dave, and since we already email each other we already know a fair bit about each other. doesnt hurt that we're both gaucho alum.

Smoking was always a dealbreaker for me too. To properly do this exercise, I'd need a list of which celebs are smokers and which are nonsmokers.

Originally posted by bnyced0:

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Nicole Kidman has never had a kid, only a miscarriage.

shit your right, forgot they were adopted, but she's still married to a country singer, and also forgot to add she's a smoker (huge deal breaker) so though a tough call, she's still off the list &lt;img src="http://gfx.download-by.net/screen/21/21174-nicole-kidman-sex-e-screensaver.jpg" alt=" - " /&gt;

Sam Phillips (the singer)

She's a homewrecker.

Originally posted by pdx pollard:

Originally posted by vansmack:
Claire Danes

your other ones are crazy,but this would be my choice

Originally posted by xneverwherex:
doesnt hurt that we're both gaucho alum.

But It also doesn't help the prospects of your potential progeny.

<img src="http://fuseblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/michelle_trachtenberg2_0316.jpg" alt=" - " />
Michelle Trachtenberg

<img src="http://www.physorg.com/newman/gfx/news/1-lonelygirl15.jpg" alt=" - " />
Jessica Rose

<img src="http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/images/2006/09/05/image1968954.jpg" alt=" - " />
Hilary Duff

<img src="http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_kids/stars-hayden-panettiere-400a101106.jpg" alt=" - " />
Hayden Panettiere (although, she's prolly be too party girl for me)

<img src="http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/b/brittany_snow/thumbnails/tn2_brittany_snow_1.jpg" alt=" - " />
Brittany Snow

<img src="http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Kristin_big_smile_strapless_yellow_dress.jpg" alt=" - " />
Kristin Davis

<img src="http://www.poster.net/sharapova-maria/sharapova-maria-photo-xxl-maria-sharapova-6233851.jpg" alt=" - " />
Maria Sharapova

<img src="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/mischabarton/mischa_barton1_300_400.jpg" alt=" - " />
Mischa Barton

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Smoking was always a dealbreaker for me too.

Ditto.

And while she's working at Wienerlicious and wearing pigtails, I'm going to give Yvonne Strzechowski a chance.

Apparently Julian doesn't subscribe to the half your age plus seven corollary…or maybe he does and I've given him too much creidt for his actual age.