Would you really?

How nobody has mentioned sweet Jennifer Love Hewitt totally escapes me!!

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I like this thread. Looking for pretty pictures on Google images is fun!

Originally posted by bnyced0:

Originally posted by TheDirector217:
Amerie - Wifey material. Bumped into her at a party I promoted a little whiles back. Only chick I ever met that had me flat out speechless. She had an aura or something. Plus her shoe game is VICIOUS. Huge turn on . . .


Eva Mendes - Duh . . .


Jessica Alba - Duh Part Deux . . .



Nicole Scherzinger - She flat out just does something to me.


Sanaa Lathan - Looks. Aura. It's a wrap.

On top of the fact that they just fine as all hell, whether meeting them in person or just watching them in interviews, all of the above ladies just seem to be cool in addition to beautiful. Very important.

And they all have MEAN shoe games. Equally important. True story.

Silly me. Almost forgot. The only woman on the planet The Director would size up @ Tiffany's on sight:

The Lovely Sade a.k.a. Mrs. Director*.


Messy breakup. Didn't quite work out. We're trying to get through it* . . .


* = denotes portion of text which is not True Storyâ?¢

I'll co-sign all the above as far as looks, but only Jessica or Eva would make it to dinner with me, and only Eva would likely be invited back to the Bnyce Lair…

Great minds think alike. You're my mans & 'em, so I'd expect no less on both fronts . . .

Originally posted by CookieMonster:
How nobody has mentioned sweet Jennifer Love Hewitt totally escapes me!!

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If you want Wilmer Valderrama's leftovers, then by all means fam - do you. I'm not sayin', but I'm sayin' . . .

Originally posted by bnyced0:
. . . because like the Director is feeling his oats today

I just caught that on the low, too. What I look like Prince Akeem to you???

;)

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I'm in total agreement with what you're saying.

When I was in the market, I was looking for someone who could potentially be both my partner AND my best friend. I think some men don't care so much about the best friend part. They want someone who looks good and has an agreeable personality. They can find their best friend in another guy.

That being said, I've learned to live with the fact that my wife/best friend will always love Steely Dan.

Originally posted by bnyced0:

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
And of course there were some common interests or things we both liked doing, but the focus wasn't on "what we like to do" but "what we like in the other person." I just don't get people who are like "oh, I wouldn't date anyone who likes ________," or people who won't date a girl unless she likes football. That's so stupid. Football is not the be all and end all of the world.

I guess being a little older I see things slightly different, it's true I've dated a lot of women that share virtually none of my interests, but it was purely physical, they were normally "hot" so that was enough. It never lasted very long, which was fine, because like the Director is feeling his oats today, I was also free agent and really didn't care.

But for me a relationship has to have some key things, "deal makers" we can call them that are necessary to just be able to deal with me. If you don't like sports, you can never understand why I'm so passionate about it and yell at the TV or spend stupid amounts of cash on tickets.

Likewise if you don't like music, well there's no reason to explain that one…, or able to talk about world events, politics, travel, etc. those are the bare necesities to have any kind of conversation witih me.

Someone I'm dating doesn't have to march in lock step with me, but without some commonality it's really just a booty call and won't last more than a few weeks.

So I can understand your perspective, because I've been there, but in a few years I think you'll start seeing deal breakers for what they really are. Unless Ms. Jr. South Carolina accepts a wedding proposal before you come to your senses.

Originally posted by manimtired:
can you please post a picture of yourself..you sure as hell arent charming so you must be a looker..

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
I'm not bad looking for 40, but I'm past my days of being a "looker".

It's kinda hard to be a has been, if you never was. :p

You're one to talk, considering I've actually seen your picture from when you're in your 20's. You talk a good game, but a looker you're not. :p

Originally posted by TheDirector217:

Originally posted by manimtired:
can you please post a picture of yourself..you sure as hell arent charming so you must be a looker..

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
I'm not bad looking for 40, but I'm past my days of being a "looker".

It's kinda hard to be a has been, if you never was. :p

It's not simply how one looks, but how one carries oneself. I don't doubt that the Director only beds the finest women.

When I met up with vansmack at Duffy's a couple of weeks ago, a shadowy, shaded figure passed by me. Vansmack said "that was the Director. His name is xxx, but I don't think a common name is good enough for him; he deserves a title like the Director."

True story.

But really, I think that the moral of all this is that anyone who ever meets The Director will inevitably begin the use of 'true story.'

True Story.

Or at least what he considers to be the finest women :D

I KID!

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
It's not simply how one looks, but how one carries oneself. I don't doubt that the Director only beds the finest women.

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
It's not simply how one looks, but how one carries oneself. I don't doubt that the Director only beds the finest women.

The best $$$$$ can buy, Fam ;)

Originally posted by SalParadise:

Originally posted by miss pretentious:

Originally posted by SalParadise:

as soon as heath gets caught creepin w/ the nanny, i'm moving in.

uh dude. they split like a month ago.

source. or google it.

i'm kinda glad i didn't know that.

*roams streets of bklyn in search of my honey*

i thought i had heard they were in brooklyn heights or cobble hill. could be wrong, but i recall one of those neighborhoods. im helping narrow your search down :) so maybe she is still living there with matilda :)

oh and i saw drew barrymore at the bowery upstairs. maybe you can catch ms williams there sometime. :) thats a good place for celebrity sightings.

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
It's not simply how one looks, but how one carries oneself. I don't doubt that the Director only beds the finest women.

I wouldn't stretch it that far, but I do okay for myself. Put it that way.

BTW, LMAO @ "shadowy, shaded figure". Sounds like I'm in a Sherlock Holmes novel & shit . . .

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
But really, I think that the moral of all this is that anyone who ever meets The Director will inevitably begin the use of 'true story.'

True Story.

True storyâ?¢. It's spreading like wildfire. I love it . . .

Originally posted by bnyced0:

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
It's not simply how one looks, but how one carries oneself. I don't doubt that the Director only beds the finest women.

The best $$$$$ can buy, Fam ;)

Oh yeah. Speaking of which. The brothel says you overpaid Trixie the other night. They got a $100 credit waiting with bnyce's name on it. :eek:

Originally posted by TheDirector217:
BTW, LMAO @ "shadowy, shaded figure". Sounds like I'm in a Sherlock Holmes novel &amp; shit . . .

That's funny because I thought for sure he meant black.

Originally posted by vansmack:

Originally posted by TheDirector217:
BTW, LMAO @ "shadowy, shaded figure".

That's funny because I thought for sure he meant black.

Nah, that's only when "fair & exact" reporting comes into play with Billy & 'em. Last I checked he wasn't employed by Fox News . . . :D

Plus, (ladies moreso) we're all black when the lights go out. True storyâ?¢. :cool:

It feels odd to say, but Mandy Moore. She seems to be growing into a lovely lady and person. Plus I've always had a thing for amazons.

Originally posted by monkey:
It feels odd to say, but Mandy Moore. She seems to be growing into a lovely lady and person. Plus I've always had a thing for amazons.

I didn't care for the tat'ed up version that appeared on How I Met Your Mother, otherwise I would concur.

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Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
What, I'm the only one here who speaks Welsh?

Brian

sut ydych chi?

Originally posted by Brian Wallace:

What, I'm the only one here who speaks Welsh?

Brian

pshht, all talk