Two shows you dont want to miss....

I'm not sure what you are talking about.

My wife does not have a bowl haircut, it's medium length and layered.

I don't know what Ann Coulter looks like, but if she looks like my wife, then she's tall with a toned, athletic yet still feminine body…and nice perky tits and an ass that most women would kill for.

And if you actually did know what she looked like and subsequently made fun of it on a chatboard, most people would think you were an asshole, wouldn't they?

Originally posted by jaron:
I find your wife's bowl haircut and Ann Coultier-lookalike body amusing. Or, by "amusing," I mean "I laugh everytime I see a picture of her." I guess that counts for something.

Originally posted by Sam Pulsize:
most people would think you were an asshole, wouldn't they?

That seems to fail to discourage you from 98% of your regimen on here.

I don't critique the looks of female members who are regular posters whom I've either met or seen a picture of.

Please post a picture of yourself, I bet you're a real winner.

Originally posted by jaron:

Originally posted by Sam Pulsize:
most people would think you were an asshole, wouldn't they?

That seems to fail to discourage you from 98% of your regimen on here.

Originally posted by Sam Pulsize:
I don't critique the looks of female members who are regular posters whom I've either met or seen a picture of.

And they say chivalry is dead……

Originally posted by Sam Pulsize:
I don't know what Ann Coulter looks like, but if she looks like my wife, then she's tall with a toned, athletic yet still feminine body…and nice perky tits and an ass that most women would kill for.

Nope, that's not Coulter – she is so oddly skinny, I truly think she's going to fall down on legs that simply disintegrate as she walks. Big boobs, but they come off as especially odd on such a skinny frame.

So what's this Sam Pulsize name represent? I'm thinking I missed a germain thread somewhere along the line….

Originally posted by Sam Pulsize:
I don't critique the looks of female members who are regular posters whom I've either met or seen a picture of.

A picture of both yourself and your wife was posted back during "Big Yawn Is a Joke" (part 1) thread. Someone got it off the Robbie Faulks board, if I remember correctly.

You really must be retarded, jaron, since in that picture I didn't even have a bowl haircut and, someone else on this board commented that I looked fat in the picture (which I'm not, it was just the picture!)

By the way, I've never had a "bowl haircut", it's called a "bob"…which I don't even have anymore…

In fact, when we read that bit in the review, I didn't even really think you were referring to us, your description was so off base!

Big boobs on a skinny frame? Definitely not my wife. She neither has big boobs, nor a skinny frame. Which is quite fine by me.

The name was sort of a nod to Dupek's cute recent naming conventions. I guess "Sam Pulsize" was just sort of in my head because of my profession.

Originally posted by Bags:

Originally posted by Sam Pulsize:
I don't know what Ann Coulter looks like, but if she looks like my wife, then she's tall with a toned, athletic yet still feminine body…and nice perky tits and an ass that most women would kill for.

Nope, that's not Coulter – she is so oddly skinny, I truly think she's going to fall down on legs that simply disintegrate as she walks. Big boobs, but they come off as especially odd on such a skinny frame.

So what's this Sam Pulsize name represent? I'm thinking I missed a germain thread somewhere along the line….

Originally posted by Celeste:
In fact, when we read that bit in the review, I didn't even really think you were referring to us, your description was so off base!

What the hell are you talking about?

Are you the Jaron that wrote this review?

Your description of my wife on this chatboard sounds quite a bit like the description given in this review.

And if that is the case, this is perhaps the best example yet of Big Yawn being a joke. A reviewer signalling out a fan of the band and mocking that fan in a review of an album. Pitchfork may be snarky, but they certainly aren't that unprofessional.

http://www.bigyawn.net/cdreview.php?id=222

"Look upon your fan base." And with that, they were transferred to the rafters of a dank nightclub, and Miller did look down at the sparsely populated collection of humanity. A near-forty-something with a receding hairline and pathetically wispy mustache and his anorexic bowl-haircutted wife look adoring at the stage where Miller saw his doppleganer play.

Originally posted by jaron:

Originally posted by Celeste:
In fact, when we read that bit in the review, I didn't even really think you were referring to us, your description was so off base!

What the hell are you talking about?

Originally posted by Celeste:
You really must be retarded, jaron

why do you call everyone retarded? are you still in 3rd grade?

if it was possible, I imagine you would be typing in the "high tones"

crazy lady.

Fuck a damn Ann Coulter! I want a wife whut looks like this'un:
<img src="http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/LAW/02/09/teacher.charged.ap/story.teacher.jpg" alt=" - " />

<img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:G8wM3MtFqiIJ:http://sarniarugby.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/fewgood1.jpg" alt=" - " />
Wow. What a whacky exchange and set of diversions. Why didn't the thread end here?

Originally posted by Sam Pulsize:
Thanks for having a better memory of my life than I do.

Anyhow, I have my ticket for Music (sonick bailed to see Crowes). Not sure about SofOL.

P.S. I highly recommend watching the behind the scenes commentary for the movie "Shattered Glass".

Originally posted by Celeste:
You really must be retarded, jaron, since in that picture I didn't even have a bowl haircut and, someone else on this board commented that I looked fat in the picture (which I'm not, it was just the picture!)

By the way, I've never had a "bowl haircut", it's called a "bob"…which I don't even have anymore…

In fact, when we read that bit in the review, I didn't even really think you were referring to us, your description was so off base!

spending a lot of time explaining yourself to the retarded folks on the board arent you?

best thread ever

Originally posted by El Tee:
Anyhow, I have my ticket for Music (sonick bailed to see Crowes). Not sure about SofOL.

i may still see the Music, but only if i can get tickets at the door. which i believe i will be able to.

<img src="http://www.rightwingnews.com/coulterowns.jpg" alt=" - " />

i thought Celeste looked like…

<img src="http://otakuworld.com/kiss/dolls/images/kimposs.gif" alt=" - " />

Originally posted by sonickteam2:

Originally posted by El Tee:
Anyhow, I have my ticket for Music (sonick bailed to see Crowes). Not sure about SofOL.

i may still see the Music, but only if i can get tickets at the door. which i believe i will be able to.

what happened to your tix to the Crowes? You…Fairweather Canadian Fan? ;)
Or did you think it was for the Counting Crows?

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