Since the gun ban has been reversed...

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Scary stuff. Now Obama says he's going to open the lines of communication with the Zombies. Maybe if the Zombies understand us better, and we understand them, we can live in peace with the Zombies. I'm skeptical.

now he's flip-flopping on zombies, too? didn't he previously say that he'd never negotiate with them?

Originally posted by sweetcell:
now he's flip-flopping on zombies, too? didn't he previously say that he'd never negotiate with them?

No, what he did say was that the Zombie nation is tiny so not a threat.

Originally posted by 47 YEAR OLD VIRGIN:

Originally posted by sweetcell:
now he's flip-flopping on zombies, too? didn't he previously say that he'd never negotiate with them?

No, what he did say was that the Zombie nation is tiny so not a threat.

Yet again you're manipulating his words to achieve your desired end result. What he said, specifically, is that the Zombie nation is less of a threat than the Cauldron of Shrieking Witch-Goblins, which has presented a united threat to above-ground lifeforms for centuries. I swear, can't you just stick to the facts?

i love this bboard :)

Well let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she'd act and the colour of her hair
Her voice was soft and cool
Her eyes were clear and bright
But she's not there

Originally posted by sweetcell:
i love this bboard :)

I resisted letting you know that I took issue with your chart, as the numbers are way off.

Once the Zombies hit a critical mass (I'd say 40%-60%), its all over for humans so the level of fear will begin to lessen as the remainder will simply succumb to their fate… It probably should have been more like a bell curve.

Carry on.

Oh, and I should mention that John McCain, who once took issue with torturing the Zombies to find out where they are hiding, has since changed his mind so long as the torturing happens at Gitmo, which he used to want to close down but now sees a huge need with the recent Zombie invasion.

So do you think Zombie nation is the newest member of hee-haws 'axis of evil'?

Originally posted by vansmack:

Originally posted by sweetcell:
i love this bboard :)

I resisted letting you know that I took issue with your chart, as the numbers are way off.

Once the Zombies hit a critical mass (I'd say 40%-60%), its all over for humans so the level of fear will begin to lessen as the remainder will simply succumb to their fate… It probably should have been more like a bell curve.

that's not how i interpreted it: "level of fear" is not an aggregate of all fear for all humans. it's an individual's fear, namely of the last survivor. the title of the graph should have been clearer.

in the end, we're agreeing on the main point of the graph: when everyone is a zombie, there will be no more fear (although "i am legend" takes issue with that, since the "new humans" fear neville…)

Now you're just being silly. Are we talking zombies or vampires here? Let's focus people…

Originally posted by sweetcell:
in the end, we're agreeing on the main point of the graph: when everyone is a zombie, there will be no more fear (although "i am legend" takes issue with that, since the "new humans" fear neville…)

i guess my real question is, are whiteouts frequent enough at bullets/wizards game that i should get a white butler jersey in addition to my orange bullets arenas jersey for the 5 games i plan on attending next year

if people can distort politicians' statements for their own gain, i don't see why i'm not free to mix'n'match my undead for entertainment. and focusing definitely isn't my strong suit.

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Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
&lt;img src="http://yourscene.latimes.com/PHOTOS/LATM/1UserPhotos/296137E.jpg" alt=" - " /&gt;

WHEN WAS THIS PHOTO TAKEN AND WHERE?

Many will take this as a light-hearted Internet "joke" and foolishly, they will not heed what is CLEARLY a first warning.

I'm going to start running over people in my car in hopes that the undead are among my victims.

Originally posted by Relaxer:

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
&lt;img src="http://yourscene.latimes.com/PHOTOS/LATM/1UserPhotos/296137E.jpg" alt=" - " /&gt;

WHEN WAS THIS PHOTO TAKEN AND WHERE?

Many will take this as a light-hearted Internet "joke" and foolishly, they will not heed what is CLEARLY a first warning.

I'm going to start running over people in my car in hopes that the undead are among my victims.

that will give a whole new meaning to the "ghost memorials." if zombies do such things for their fallen brethren, that is.

speaking of zombie warning signs:

every time the front doors of the club fog up during a show, someone (i'm not saying who) writes "beware of zombies" on them. if you can't see out the door, they might sneak up on us.

<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/johnmscalzi/zombie0519a.jpg" alt=" - " />

Originally posted by Relaxer:

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
&lt;img src="http://yourscene.latimes.com/PHOTOS/LATM/1UserPhotos/296137E.jpg" alt=" - " /&gt;

WHEN WAS THIS PHOTO TAKEN AND WHERE?

Many will take this as a light-hearted Internet "joke" and foolishly, they will not heed what is CLEARLY a first warning.

I'm going to start running over people in my car in hopes that the undead are among my victims.

I'm guessing that was taken in some dorks bedroom using photoshop.

Zombie Defense 101:

<img src="http://www.raptureone.com/falan/zombie-poster.jpg" alt=" - " />