The Video Game Thread

Originally posted by kosmo:
class stuff here… nintendo makes a bunch of announcements of titles that will appeal to those new casual gamers who are driving the sales of the wii and all the hardcore nintendo fanboys are having a snit fit. where's the zelda, mario, etc they have abandon us in favor of those retched casual gamers. you know those casual games who are perfectly happy only playing wii sports and not buying any other sw…
i can't wait until nintendo releases a wii whore expansion kit that i can stick my weiner in. just casual sex, nothing serious.
here's what i learned by following the sony E3 presentation…

the ps3 is a product with a ten year life cycle
only now are the games going to show up

2008 is apparently the year of the ps3, but by my count very few actual products were announced for this year. resistance 2 and DC Universe Online
lots of developers are still really excited about the ps3

forth coming stuff presented via the way of trailers God of War III (spring 2009) and some sort of massive online battle based on SOCOM with up to 256 playing at once.

new 80GB ps3 in september for the same price as the current 40GB version with no ps2 compatibility.

oh and sony wants to be apple with the online content rental and purchase. and some sort of exclusive automobile video content. you know the whole we are so ready to be the next dominate set top box…

a couple of products still not here LittleBigPlanet and Home. and they have taken a page from Nintendo's book and added weather and news info presented on a globe as a service on the PS3.
i am so tired of games that offer build your own levels. if i wanted to be a game programmer, i would have gone to school for it. i went to school to be a consumer of products that mindlessly entertain me.
What about the original Excite Bike? It was boss as shit that you could build your own courses!

Originally posted by walkonby:
i am so tired of games that offer build your own levels. if i wanted to be a game programmer, i would have gone to school for it. i went to school to be a consumer of products that mindlessly entertain me.
Originally posted by nkotb:
What about the original Excite Bike? It was boss as shit that you could build your own courses!

Originally posted by walkonby:
i am so tired of games that offer build your own levels. if i wanted to be a game programmer, i would have gone to school for it. i went to school to be a consumer of products that mindlessly entertain me.
oh no you shizznitzzit! i used to worship that game. damn your good looks and insight.
Originally posted by vansmack:
In defense fo those non-casual gamers, E3 is not the place to make announcements for the non-hardcore types.

You can do those announcements anytime (like, right before Xmas?), but E3 has evolved into a hardcore gamers conference.

It must have been painful for those folks to sit through MS exclusive announcements yesterday and then be told today that you're not in our plans.
ok i admit in not being familiar with what the E3 conference is all about… but given that it's widely known that lots of wii buyers are sticking to only playing wii sports a whole of bunch of retailers went CHA-CHING with the announcement.

plus given nintendo's record with delayed game releases, i'll bet they rather not announce something until it's ready to be unleashed on the masses and not create disappointment. but hopefully someone is busying themselves with zelda..
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
TRACKS: The Best of The Who Rock Band Edition�
â??Amazing Journeyâ?
â??Baba O'Rileyâ?
â??Behind Blue Eyesâ?
â??Eminence Frontâ?
â??Going Mobileâ?
â??Leaving Hereâ?
â??My Generationâ? (LIVE)
â??Real Good Looking Boyâ?
â??Sea & Sandâ?
â??Summertime Bluesâ? (LIVE)
â??Who Are Youâ?
â??Young Man Bluesâ? (LIVE)
Before Quickie 'n the Bushes experiences one of those epic Simon and Garfunkle type break up's tonight, I thought I'd open it up to the group to pick which Who song we play first tonight. Venerable has been unabashadly lobbying for "Eminence Front" all week, which I happen to think is one of the more retarded Who songs out there (cleary a Townsend solo song - might as well have been the B-side to Let My Love Open the Door).

I don't think we can open with Baba O'Reilly, so I'm thinking the live version of My Generation, slow it down with Behind Blue Eyes, then Who are You before we tear into Baba O'Reilly.

And just maybe if we still have time we play Eminence Front for anybody who's not already in the parking lot - you know those 70's holdovers…

Thoughts?
Originally posted by walkonby:
Originally posted by kosmo:
class stuff here… nintendo makes a bunch of announcements of titles that will appeal to those new casual gamers who are driving the sales of the wii and all the hardcore nintendo fanboys are having a snit fit. where's the zelda, mario, etc they have abandon us in favor of those retched casual gamers. you know those casual games who are perfectly happy only playing wii sports and not buying any other sw…
i can't wait until nintendo releases a wii whore expansion kit that i can stick my weiner in. just casual sex, nothing serious.
actually i think this would help loosen up some of those pent up gamers and they wont care when the new zelda gets released…
Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
TRACKS: The Best of The Who Rock Band Edition�
â??Amazing Journeyâ?
â??Baba O'Rileyâ?
â??Behind Blue Eyesâ?
â??Eminence Frontâ?
â??Going Mobileâ?
â??Leaving Hereâ?
â??My Generationâ? (LIVE)
â??Real Good Looking Boyâ?
â??Sea & Sandâ?
â??Summertime Bluesâ? (LIVE)
â??Who Are Youâ?
â??Young Man Bluesâ? (LIVE)
Before Quickie 'n the Bushes experiences one of those epic Simon and Garfunkle type break up's tonight, I thought I'd open it up to the group to pick which Who song we play first tonight. Venerable has been unabashadly lobbying for "Eminence Front" all week, which I happen to think is one of the more retarded Who songs out there (cleary a Townsend solo song - might as well have been the B-side to Let My Love Open the Door).

I don't think we can open with Baba O'Reilly, so I'm thinking the live version of My Generation, slow it down with Behind Blue Eyes, then Who are You before we tear into Baba O'Reilly.

And just maybe if we still have time we play Eminence Front for anybody who's not already in the parking lot - you know those 70's holdovers…

Thoughts?
come on. . course eminence front is wicked 'tarded. . .but. . .it's so 80s. i can see crockett walking on the beach with the girl in the distance waiting for him under a setting miami sun. the camera cuts to tubbs in an apartment looking forlorn when a girl comes behind him and hands him a michelob before sitting on his lap.
part of what i find ironic is that the "hardcore" Nintendo gamers who were once seen as casual gamers are now miffed an even more casual set of gamers is getting the attention. we've all grown up and acting like ps2 and xbox fanboys…

and the sony bs detector really goes off when they declare 2008 as the year of the ps3 and then announce the release of 130 new titles for the ps2…
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
come on. . course eminence front is wicked 'tarded. . .but. . .it's so 80s. i can see crockett walking on the beach with the girl in the distance waiting for him under a setting miami sun. the camera cuts to tubbs in an apartment looking forlorn when a girl comes behind him and hands him a michelob before sitting on his lap.
I remember that scene, but I'm pretty sure it was a Phil Collins song in the back ground.
Originally posted by kosmo:

and the sony bs detector really goes off when they declare 2008 as the year of the ps3 and then announce the release of 130 new titles for the ps2…
And the year of the set-top box argument with D/L content had me chuckling too…
One feature that I missed from Monday's Xbox 360 announcement:

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not gonna lie, i was happy to hear that bungie announced that they are going to make a new halo!
Sony really must be run by a bunch of idiots… It's being conjectured that come September the new 80GB PS3 will be the only one on the market and it will not have any backwards compatibility to the PS2.

So they went from having a PS3 model with PS2 HW built in for compatibility, to a PS3 model with PS2 compatibility provided via software emulation which doesn't support all the titles on the market. And after this they expect PS2 owners to still upgrade… I'm willing to bet the value of a used first generation PS3 just went up.

They really ought to just call it a DVDstation and be done with it…
Originally posted by kosmo:
Sony really must be run by a bunch of idiots… It's being conjectured that come September the new 80GB PS3 will be the only one on the market and it will not have any backwards compatibility to the PS2.

So they went from having a PS3 model with PS2 HW built in for compatibility, to a PS3 model with PS2 compatibility provided via software emulation which doesn't support all the titles on the market. And after this they expect PS2 owners to still upgrade… I'm willing to bet the value of a used first generation PS3 just went up.

They really ought to just call it a DVDstation and be done with it…
you can get a used PS2 pretty cheap
Wii Fit tells 10 year old she's fat

…The stepfather of the girl, who didn't want to be named for her sake, said, "She is a perfectly healthy, 4-feet-9-inch-tall 10-year-old who swims, dances, and weighs only six stone. She is solidly built but not fat. She was devastated to be called fat and we had to work hard to convince her she isn't."

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The proper answer is she's not fat, BMI just doesn't take into acount that awkward 6X size in little girls, which I thought was just an American thing.
my ps3 arrives on thursday, the voices inside my head are eagerly awaiting it's arrival…
i just started with wii fit last night and so far i like it a lot. the balance games are fun and the yoga is interesting too…granted i've never actually been to a yoga class…
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
i just started with wii fit last night and so far i like it a lot. the balance games are fun and the yoga is interesting too…granted i've never actually been to a yoga class…
But did it call you fat?