Ok, how about:
Claire Danes
Reese Witherspoon
Adam Driver
Claire Danes
Reese Witherspoon
Adam Driver
ITT, we shallowly objectify other people by discussing their appearance.
Claire Danes weird "I'm about to cry and my face is contorting itself into a seizure" face loses her points because it is seared into my memory. 6 out of 10.
Reese is a solid 8 or 9 but in her prime was a 10.
Adam Driver looks like the kind of guy where if it was revealed he was diddling kids or drowning cats or something, I'd go, "yep, that sounds about right." BTW, Rhett, how are you aware of Adam Driver's existence considering HBO's Girls' low traditional Nielsen ratings?
Reese is a solid 8 or 9 but in her prime was a 10.
Adam Driver looks like the kind of guy where if it was revealed he was diddling kids or drowning cats or something, I'd go, "yep, that sounds about right." BTW, Rhett, how are you aware of Adam Driver's existence considering HBO's Girls' low traditional Nielsen ratings?
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(Would still hit it.)
(Would still hit it.)
Julian, wrote:
Claire Danes weird "I'm about to cry and my face is contorting itself into a seizure" face loses her points because it is seared into my memory. 6 out of 10.
Reese is a solid 8 or 9 but in her prime was a 10.
Adam Driver looks like the kind of guy where if it was revealed he was diddling kids or drowning cats or something, I'd go, "yep, that sounds about right." BTW, Rhett, how are you aware of Adam Driver's existence considering HBO's Girls' low traditional Nielsen ratings?
I could answer your question by saying "I'm a subscriber to W magazine" but alas I'm not.
http://www.wmagazine.com/people/celebrities/2015/09/new-royals-october-issue/photos/
Claire Danes: I agree, she's about a six. That's the same score I'd give myself btw. Maybe a 6.5 if I got down to my optimal weight.
Reese Witherspoon: She's about my mom's (short) height. So she could never be a 10 imo. "Mannish features" loses points for Sidehatch….short height loses points with me (I am myself not tall, but hey that's life, I prefer tallish women). Still, I'd give Reese a solid 7.5. She seems more like the type of woman that straight, average looking women would pronounce a hottie than straight guys would. If that makes any sense.
Adam Driver: I don't watch Girls, but I've seen a slew of indie films where my wife pronounced, "Hey, that's the guy from Girls." I think maybe he's one of her pseudo-celebrity crushes, which is rare because she normally expresses disdain anytime I bring up anything celebrity culture. I think his score is sort of analogous to the way you gave Lake Bell a sliding score, but I'm going to go with a 7.
BTW, what's the over/under on how long it takes RB to post on this thread that he's never heard of any of these people because he's missed the last 25 years of movies (and books) because he's been perfecting his web design techniques for that whole time?
Space wrote:I'm honestly stunned its taken this long but I'm chalking it up to him sitting in his house trying to run sports vs. music stats for the 50th time. BTW, his web design, the few times he's linked to something, is about as good as his grasp on STAT101 material.
BTW, what's the over/under on how long it takes RB to post on this thread that he's never heard of any of these people because he's missed the last 25 years of movies (and books) because he's been perfecting his web design techniques for that whole time?
Space wrote:No, I get what you're saying completely. And I sort of agree.
She seems more like the type of woman that straight, average looking women would pronounce a hottie than straight guys would. If that makes any sense.
he's feeding her? really? and looking at her as she eats, as if the way he eats is better. and that stare. and that hair. and that beard. and that glass of what is that, queer rose? and look at those salt, pepper shakers.
Space wrote:
Ok, how about:
Claire Danes
Reese Witherspoon
Adam Driver
Claire Danes, no way. She reminds me of that gross chick from The Faculty mixed up with the ugly/kind of trashy hot girl from The Craft/The Waterboy, know who I mean? Claire Danes is a solid 3.
Reese Witherspoon has her moments but she's still a 5, brother.
Don't know who Adam Driver is.
DFA1979, I think your age relative to the average age of the board is probably skewing your numbers somewhat.
I'm surprised nobody has begun arguing over which is the hottest Kardashian/Jenner.
jaded wrote:Well, get us started!
I'm surprised nobody has begun arguing over which is the hottest Kardashian/Jenner.
I personally subscribe to the old edict that one should never dip their pen in the gypsy-slore trash ink, so I'm probably not the best to kick things off.
How about Serena Williams and Venus Williams?
Space wrote:-3 and -1
How about Serena Williams and Venus Williams?
Julian, wrote:
DFA1979, I think your age relative to the average age of the board is probably skewing your numbers somewhat.
I mean, I'm 28, I'm no spring chicken. Was just never big into Reese Witherspoon. How old is she? I could find someone her age way hotter. She's gotta be in her 40s right?
jaded wrote:
I'm surprised nobody has begun arguing over which is the hottest Kardashian/Jenner.
Kim, no question. She'd be a 10 if she kept her mouth shut. Her voice is so irritating.
All the others I can do without.
Walkie, you can post that earlier-promised twitter link with photo of yourself here.
my twitter is barren and boring, due to me never posting on it, so I am embarrassed to link it, but here are two photos of me. my photo for my webpage and a nice photo of me showing properties in the country side on july 4th weekend.
I was so excited to reverse google image search that first photo and immediately find your linkedin and website with your name and personal info all over the place, then I came back here to see you were wearing a namebadge in the second photo. :(