ITT, we shallowly objectify other people by discussing their appearance.

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Pretty woman, but someone needs to give her a burger or three.

9.8. Loses 0.2 for a weird belly button and needing to lose 3-5 pounds.

<a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=emily+ratajkowski&safe=off&sa=X&biw=1600&bih=805&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&ved=0CIwBEIkeahUKEwj13bLnxY7IAhVHjw0KHVHUDek#q=emily+ratajkowski&safe=off&tbs=rimg:CTOcLbiN6wDcIjh2yqxAb_1VGMld3QdyQuWQNTIriZdvB3MINPtHlFizODvuriPh6TkYdTHIh2Psw8oUEATsypsJRXioSCXbKrEBv9UYyEemYcwu8_1QP6KhIJV3dB3JC5ZA0Rhy_1175Eo_1WYqEglMiuJl28HcwhHPwRvS_17B_1hioSCQ0-0eUWLM4OEecbxN4eKOyeKhIJ-6uI-HpORh0RwRgw3iJVmTUqEglMciHY-zDyhRGr6EGzlI_11GyoSCQQBOzKmwlFeEZD4U85OpQ7K,itp:animated&tbm=isch">9.8. Loses 0.2 for a weird belly button and needing to lose 3-5 pounds. </a>

jaded wrote:
&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.google.com/search?q=emily+ratajkowski&amp;safe=off&amp;sa=X&amp;biw=1600&amp;bih=805&amp;tbm=isch&amp;tbo=u&amp;source=univ&amp;ved=0CIwBEIkeahUKEwj13bLnxY7IAhVHjw0KHVHUDek#q=emily+ratajkowski&amp;safe=off&amp;tbs=rimg:CTOcLbiN6wDcIjh2yqxAb_1VGMld3QdyQuWQNTIriZdvB3MINPtHlFizODvuriPh6TkYdTHIh2Psw8oUEATsypsJRXioSCXbKrEBv9UYyEemYcwu8_1QP6KhIJV3dB3JC5ZA0Rhy_1175Eo_1WYqEglMiuJl28HcwhHPwRvS_17B_1hioSCQ0-0eUWLM4OEecbxN4eKOyeKhIJ-6uI-HpORh0RwRgw3iJVmTUqEglMciHY-zDyhRGr6EGzlI_11GyoSCQQBOzKmwlFeEZD4U85OpQ7K,itp:animated&amp;tbm=isch&quot;&gt;9.8. Loses 0.2 for a weird belly button and needing to lose 3-5 pounds. &lt;/a&gt;

Look if you want to defend that belly button, that's your business.

Julian, wrote:

jaded wrote:
&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.google.com/search?q=emily+ratajkowski&amp;safe=off&amp;sa=X&amp;biw=1600&amp;bih=805&amp;tbm=isch&amp;tbo=u&amp;source=univ&amp;ved=0CIwBEIkeahUKEwj13bLnxY7IAhVHjw0KHVHUDek#q=emily+ratajkowski&amp;safe=off&amp;tbs=rimg:CTOcLbiN6wDcIjh2yqxAb_1VGMld3QdyQuWQNTIriZdvB3MINPtHlFizODvuriPh6TkYdTHIh2Psw8oUEATsypsJRXioSCXbKrEBv9UYyEemYcwu8_1QP6KhIJV3dB3JC5ZA0Rhy_1175Eo_1WYqEglMiuJl28HcwhHPwRvS_17B_1hioSCQ0-0eUWLM4OEecbxN4eKOyeKhIJ-6uI-HpORh0RwRgw3iJVmTUqEglMciHY-zDyhRGr6EGzlI_11GyoSCQQBOzKmwlFeEZD4U85OpQ7K,itp:animated&amp;tbm=isch&quot;&gt;9.8. Loses 0.2 for a weird belly button and needing to lose 3-5 pounds. &lt;/a&gt;

Look if you want to defend that belly button, that&#039;s your business.

If you're focused on her belly button, that's your own business, dude.

Look, I objectified her shallowly to the tune of 9.8. That's hardly garbage. I'm nowhere near a 9.8 – side note: I'm a little disappointed no one has shallowly objectified me in this thread yet :( – it's not like I'm being negative. Just not a perfect ten. Sorry I hold out a PERFECT rating and don't hand it out the second week we are shallowly objectifying people on here by commenting solely on their appearance.

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I saw your insane rant before you .'ed it and I did not respond, half because I just assumed you were drunk (possibly off Chipotle) and half because, after several re-readings of it, I had no idea what you were attempting to communicate.

Julian, wrote:It&#039;s a shame we&#039;ve never actually met because I feel we&#039;d get along swimmingly. (As long as sports are not on.)

I think it's inevitable - at some point you'll visit SF or head up to DC (the chances of me heading to Richmond are slight, at best).

And I don't think sports will be an issue - you are fairly knowledgeable about sports, which I would appreciate, despite your terrible taste in teams. 

vansmack wrote:

Julian, wrote:It&#039;s a shame we&#039;ve never actually met because I feel we&#039;d get along swimmingly. (As long as sports are not on.)

I think it&#039;s inevitable - at some point you&#039;ll visit SF or head up to DC (the chances of me heading to Richmond are slight, at best).

And I don&#039;t think sports will be an issue - you are fairly knowledgeable about sports, which I would appreciate, despite your terrible taste in teams.&nbsp; &nbsp;

Look, I'm going to ignore the slight against my inpecably cheered-for teams, but if you know you're going to be in DC, a weeks notice gets me there and I will insure debauchery. Sorry my first trip to SF will overlap with your honeymoon, apparently!

Julian, wrote:
Sorry my first trip to SF will overlap with your honeymoon, apparently!

Shit, that's right.  What were the dates again?

vansmack wrote:

Julian, wrote:
Sorry my first trip to SF will overlap with your honeymoon, apparently!

Shit, that&#039;s right.&nbsp; What were the dates again?

8th - 12th.

Julian, wrote:

vansmack wrote:

Julian, wrote:
Sorry my first trip to SF will overlap with your honeymoon, apparently!

Shit, that&#039;s right.&nbsp; What were the dates again?

8th - 12th.

Yep, definitely going to be in the South Pacific…

vansmack wrote:

Julian, wrote:

vansmack wrote:

Julian, wrote:
Sorry my first trip to SF will overlap with your honeymoon, apparently!

Shit, that&#039;s right.&nbsp; What were the dates again?

8th - 12th.

Yep, definitely going to be in the South Pacific…

Good decision. We'll pass like ships in the night. Keep the allure alive.

Combined score on 1 to 10 scale: 3.

Combined estimated weights: 723 lbs.

your, creep level, just went through the roof.  I wonder if there, is a pill for that.

woof

DeathFromAbove1979 wrote:
woof

I believe oink is actually the sound they make. Or perhaps a moo.

Doesn't deserve to live; should donate scooter to actual disabled person.