snowpocalypse 2016

ßèétſ wrote:
I think last night's jam was because of a Zamboni-like effect of traffic on lightly falling snow on frozen pavement. The weight of cars and the friction of tires crushed and slightly melted the snow, which then froze into a light glaze of ice. Heavier snow would have overcome the effect and allowed for some traction, or warmer pavement would have left the snow melted.

yes!

Vas wrote:
you are very creative, but last time I heard you couldn't get it up…

Space wrote:
Got this email from my wife earlier today.

PS: Get your cock rested and ready? if we are going to be on lockdown for a few days…I'll need you to keep me entertained : )

I found something that might come in handy this weekend

So who here has been given the option tomorrow to telework, and if so are you taking it?

I have been offered, but it doesn't look like it's going to start snowing until 5 or 6pm tomorrow, so don't really see the point. I figure I'll probably end up snowed in for at least the start of next week, might as well come in when I can.

Space wrote:
So who here has been given the option tomorrow to telework, and if so are you taking it?

I have been offered, but it doesn't look like it's going to start snowing until 5 or 6pm tomorrow, so don't really see the point. I figure I'll probably end up snowed in for at least the start of next week, might as well come in when I can.

Given the option to work from home, why wouldn't you take it?

Yada wrote:

Space wrote:
So who here has been given the option tomorrow to telework, and if so are you taking it?

I have been offered, but it doesn't look like it's going to start snowing until 5 or 6pm tomorrow, so don't really see the point. I figure I'll probably end up snowed in for at least the start of next week, might as well come in when I can.

Given the option to work from home, why wouldn't you take it?

because he's going to be required to screw his wife during a 8 hour king of the hill binge

Decisions, decisions.

Sidehatch wrote:

Yada wrote:

Space wrote:
So who here has been given the option tomorrow to telework, and if so are you taking it?

I have been offered, but it doesn't look like it's going to start snowing until 5 or 6pm tomorrow, so don't really see the point. I figure I'll probably end up snowed in for at least the start of next week, might as well come in when I can.

Given the option to work from home, why wouldn't you take it?

because he's going to be required to screw his wife during a 8 hour king of the hill binge

Snowed in King of the Hill sex binges are nice, but I don't know how many days in a row my cock can take that as it's likely the telework option will extend into next week, and the kids probably won't go back to school until February. It might be nice to have one more day out of the house at the office, with the quiet office (and work gym) all to myself.

Space wrote:

Sidehatch wrote:

Yada wrote:

Space wrote:
So who here has been given the option tomorrow to telework, and if so are you taking it?

I have been offered, but it doesn't look like it's going to start snowing until 5 or 6pm tomorrow, so don't really see the point. I figure I'll probably end up snowed in for at least the start of next week, might as well come in when I can.

Given the option to work from home, why wouldn't you take it?

because he's going to be required to screw his wife during a 8 hour king of the hill binge

Snowed in King of the Hill sex binges are nice, but I don't know how many days in a row my cock can take that as it's likely the telework option will extend into next week, and the kids probably won't go back to school until February. It might be nice to have one more day out of the house at the office, with the quiet office (and work gym) all to myself.

But can you drink Breakfast Stout at 11am in your office??? I think not!

Yada wrote:

Space wrote:

Sidehatch wrote:

Yada wrote:

Space wrote:
So who here has been given the option tomorrow to telework, and if so are you taking it?

I have been offered, but it doesn't look like it's going to start snowing until 5 or 6pm tomorrow, so don't really see the point. I figure I'll probably end up snowed in for at least the start of next week, might as well come in when I can.

Given the option to work from home, why wouldn't you take it?

because he's going to be required to screw his wife during a 8 hour king of the hill binge

Snowed in King of the Hill sex binges are nice, but I don't know how many days in a row my cock can take that as it's likely the telework option will extend into next week, and the kids probably won't go back to school until February. It might be nice to have one more day out of the house at the office, with the quiet office (and work gym) all to myself.

But can you drink Breakfast Stout at 11am in your office??? I think not!

I think if you put it in a coffee mug…could probably get away with it

Sidehatch wrote:

Yada wrote:

Space wrote:

Sidehatch wrote:

Yada wrote:

Space wrote:
So who here has been given the option tomorrow to telework, and if so are you taking it?

I have been offered, but it doesn't look like it's going to start snowing until 5 or 6pm tomorrow, so don't really see the point. I figure I'll probably end up snowed in for at least the start of next week, might as well come in when I can.

Given the option to work from home, why wouldn't you take it?

because he's going to be required to screw his wife during a 8 hour king of the hill binge

Snowed in King of the Hill sex binges are nice, but I don't know how many days in a row my cock can take that as it's likely the telework option will extend into next week, and the kids probably won't go back to school until February. It might be nice to have one more day out of the house at the office, with the quiet office (and work gym) all to myself.

But can you drink Breakfast Stout at 11am in your office??? I think not!

I think if you put it in a coffee mug…could probably get away with it

Space can't take booze onsite to his office if memory serves me.

Yada wrote:

Sidehatch wrote:

Yada wrote:

Space wrote:

Sidehatch wrote:

Yada wrote:

Space wrote:
So who here has been given the option tomorrow to telework, and if so are you taking it?

I have been offered, but it doesn't look like it's going to start snowing until 5 or 6pm tomorrow, so don't really see the point. I figure I'll probably end up snowed in for at least the start of next week, might as well come in when I can.

Given the option to work from home, why wouldn't you take it?

because he's going to be required to screw his wife during a 8 hour king of the hill binge

Snowed in King of the Hill sex binges are nice, but I don't know how many days in a row my cock can take that as it's likely the telework option will extend into next week, and the kids probably won't go back to school until February. It might be nice to have one more day out of the house at the office, with the quiet office (and work gym) all to myself.

But can you drink Breakfast Stout at 11am in your office??? I think not!

I think if you put it in a coffee mug…could probably get away with it

Space can't take booze onsite to his office if memory serves me.

That's what the coffee mug is for.

Yada wrote:
Space can't take booze onsite to his office if memory serves me.

well, not officially…

Timeline for immediate metro area.

Noon to 5 p.m. Friday: Snow moves in from southwest to northeast. Temps: 30-35. An inch or less accumulation.

5 p.m. to 10 p.m. Friday: Light to moderate snow. Temps: 25-30. Storm total accumulation: 2-3 inches.

10 p.m. Friday to 7 a.m.  Saturday: Snow, heavy at times. Increasing winds. Temps: 25-30. Storm total accumulation: 8-12 inches.

7 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday: Snow heavy at times. Possible blizzard conditions. Temps: 25-30. Storm total accumulation: 16-20 inches.

5 p.m. Saturday to 1 a.m Sunday: Snow and blowing snow, gradually decreasing. Temps: 23-28. Storm total accumulation: about two feet.

so, I ask the question . . . is the dc and surrounding area getting more out of this storm, than the Shenandoah valley area of Virginia?  I don't like looking at the, weatherman.

walk,on,by wrote:
I don't like looking at the, weatherman.

This is the local weatherperson in Richmond. She famously was caught up in a nude photo scandal at her last job. And before Smackie shows up and asks, no, the photos have not leaked online to the best of my knowledge.

Carlos wrote:

walk,on,by wrote:
I don't like looking at the, weatherman.

This is the local weatherperson in Richmond. She famously was caught up in a nude photo scandal at her last job. And before Smackie shows up and asks, no, the photos have not leaked online to the best of my knowledge.

If they don't show up on line, then there's no scandal.

Trying to figure out if I can make it home by 6 and then hit the metro and head to the city to stay with a friend all weekend…. Metro shut down early last night just for a frickin dusting of snow.

That was easy getting to work and back home. 

vansmack wrote:

Carlos wrote:

walk,on,by wrote:
I don't like looking at the, weatherman.

This is the local weatherperson in Richmond. She famously was caught up in a nude photo scandal at her last job. And before Smackie shows up and asks, no, the photos have not leaked online to the best of my knowledge.

If they don't show up on line, then there's no scandal.

Let me rephrase: they were online at some point, supposedly. And posted by a Texas Tech football player, also supposedly. She was fired over this, for sure. I am sure the photos exist somewhere out there, but I have not went beyond a non-Safe Search Google image search looking for them. Go forth and. . . conquer or something.