Dad joke, thread

A+,+
The fact that many people can't distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.
Just heard this one, and it's a banger.

What's Moby Dick's dad name?

Poppa Boner
for hutch:

I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.
Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuters’ wurst nightmare

SHREWSBURY, Pa. (AP) — A truckload of hot dogs spilled across a Pennsylvania interstate Friday after a crash that briefly clogged the heavily traveled artery in both directions.

Crews were stuck with a job they did not relish — rolling up the scattered tube steaks for disposal.