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Dad joke, thread August 15, 2021 at 04:19 PM UTC #
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? . . . He ate the pizza, before it was cool."
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Re: Dad joke, thread August 15, 2021 at 04:21 PM UTC #
Did you hear about the lady who accidentally walked backwards into the industrial fan? Disaster.
grateful
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Re: Dad joke, thread August 15, 2021 at 04:30 PM UTC #
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Pay close attention to which one you see in a while, and which you see later.
beetsnotbeats
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Re: Dad joke, thread August 15, 2021 at 05:03 PM UTC #
What does the echo call its friend?

Buddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy
Space Freely
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Re: Dad joke, thread August 15, 2021 at 06:22 PM UTC #
I went out with this woman the other night and she said she wasn't impressed and asked fora 12 inch sub.

I ran out to Subway and got her a roast beef special. She told me she actually wanted Tyrone, the guy who made it .
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Re: Dad joke, thread August 18, 2021 at 04:10 PM UTC #
What do you call, a gay ghost?

A homospectral.
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Re: Dad joke, thread August 23, 2021 at 08:32 PM UTC #
Where do bad rainbows go?

Prism

It's a light, sentence.
Sidehatch
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Re: Dad joke, thread August 23, 2021 at 08:44 PM UTC #
walkie, providing me with the ammo to get multiple eye rolls tonight at the dinner table

danke!
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Re: Dad joke, thread August 25, 2021 at 02:45 AM UTC #
How was, dinner?

Here's another one for your family entertainment.


Did you hear, about the cow who lost her baby?

Yeah . . . she was decalfinated
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Re: Dad joke, thread August 28, 2021 at 09:53 PM UTC #
Whats it called when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.
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Re: Dad joke, thread August 30, 2021 at 01:50 AM UTC #
What, happens to a sailboat in a Category 5 hurricane?

Mast Destruction
beetsnotbeats
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Re: Dad joke, thread September 01, 2021 at 03:34 PM UTC #
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Re: Dad joke, thread September 13, 2021 at 05:43 PM UTC #
Do you know why, the old man fell down the well?

He couldn't see, that well.
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Re: Dad joke, thread September 16, 2021 at 03:28 PM UTC #
Elton John wanted to send his friends an invite to his house for a fancy evening party but couldn't find the right phrase…

Soiree seems to be the hardest word.

https://twitter.com/DadJokeMan/status/1438441585935532033
beetsnotbeats
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Re: Dad joke, thread September 16, 2021 at 10:34 PM UTC #
Saw some deer last night at the basketball half-court in the park. They were playing Horse.
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Re: Dad joke, thread September 16, 2021 at 10:38 PM UTC #
Best news of the week - guarantee that the WFT won't lose on Sunday.
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