Post Something True About Yourself That People Might Not

Yes, that came into my head a couple of minutes ago. Now it will be one of you guys' turn!
my first novel is a result of dreams I've had since last December of a woman who was killed sometime between 1232 and 1649. She was burned at the stake and tortured heavily.

Problem was, I dream in French, because that's what she was.

So now I'm learning French.
My family is in the wine and grape growing business, yet I know absolutely nothing about wine. ZIPPO. Yet everyone thinks I know about wine so I always get handed the wine list when out with friends. So I just quietly ask for the sommelier to give her or his recommendations.
I like Coldplay a bit. Sorry.
I once jammed with Dave Grohl. He nearly desroyed my friends drum kit and tried to give him cash to pay for all the broken drum heads and sticks. We played "what I like about you" by the romantics and one or two other bad songs I can't remember.

I was once featured as "Jerk of the Week" by a local radio station….I can't remember which local station ran this bit back in the 80's but I was once the big winner.
I'm a member and participant in a club where the first and second rule is that we can never say what kind of club it is.
i can't light a lighter.
I've never had a chocolate candy bar (or coffee).
I was born in a crossfire hurricane.
my babysitter before and after school from first-thrid grades was an ex-nazi.
a guy I went to high school with just scored a century to help England beat Australia in cricket
i have never cried.
I used to give Samuel Sheinbein rides home from school.
A relative of mine was at one time married to Oleg Cassini.
I'm related to "Darla" from The Little Rascals.
I once sat at the back bar at the old club and did shots with Captain Sensible for over an hour.
originally posted by Bombay Chutney:

I'm related to "Darla" from The Little Rascals.
Cool. I have a couple Classic Hollywood stars within my lineage too. Maybe some of them associated within the 9:30 Club equivalent at the time with Darla like we do now. Guess you can say that we carry the torch. From the Little Rascals to the Little Punks.
Winona Ryder is my cousin! Am I beating you?
Bikerchickdc, did you say "Captain?" Did he say "wot?"
Winona Ryder is my cousin! Am I beating you?
Darth Vader is my father; Luke is my half-brother.