Post Something True About Yourself That People Might Not

orginally posted by you be betty:

Winona Ryder is my cousin! Am I beating you?
Uh, oh. Dupek, delete all of those Winona threads and posts while you are cleaning house.
for some reason, i have never set foot in a casino
Winona Ryder is my cousin! Am I beating you?

I once observed (in person) your cousin berating a homeless man.
Winona Ryder is my cousin! Am I beating you?
*prints up batch of FREE YOU BE BETTY'S COUSIN shirts for sale to 930.com forum members*
Bikerchickdc, did you say "Captain?" Did he say "wot?"
I did say "Captain" several times but he didn't say "wot." He did say some unkind things about Dave Vanian though!
My Italian uncle (who moved to Sweden) was friends with Abba and inspired the lyrics to "Mamma Mia"…my uncle then split up with his wife because she got pregnant and admitted to having an affair with Benny or Bjorn (can't remember which one) and wasn't sure if it was his kid or not. It turned out to be my uncle's.
I'm not looking forward to a new Wham album.
bearman, i've known you for almost 14 years and i never knew that! :D
I can't entirely tell how much of what y'all are saying is for real and how much is hogwash :)

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In the mid eighties,high on booze,blow & weed and crusing at about 70 MPH down a side street, in Midtown Manhatten, in my old man's brand new 300 Z,at about 11 A.M., I came thisclose to killing Jack Nicholson while he crossed the street to get to his trailor. He was filming that shitty movie he did with Meryl Streep…"Heartburn"….goddamn did I feel bad….It was really close…
Tori Amos' piano teacher was my piano teacher when I was little.
Talk about mud flaps, My gal's got 'em.
Yeah Lily…first time I heard that story I was howling because I thought my sister was feeding me a line. But then when my mom confirmed it, I knew it was for real. Not only does she never lie, but she's SO transparent if she tells even a white lie. I'm hoping to go to Sweden at some point and that's on my list of things to ask my uncle about.
I was once good friends with someone who was murdered in a post office rampage shooting.
Ahh, The OC.
Dana Point
Congrats to Rhett and Celeste…and also to smackie and smackette..when did you two get hitched?

I've never done ANY drugs, not even had a draw on a joint. (almost 47 years old)

I served onboard a Royal Navy warship with Prince Andrew, he's quite a decent bloke.

I was arrested for attempted murder but had all charges dropped.

That's all I can think of at the moment.

Oh, one more… I'm not really the miserable old arsehole that I sometimes come over as on this board.
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What happened there?….it posted twice?
You're right, Mankie…I don't believe it ;)