Post Something True About Yourself That People Might Not

I was born cross-eyed.
This is my favorite show:

http://www.trailerparkboys.com/
Originally posted by SPARX:
This is my favorite show:

http://www.trailerparkboys.com/
Mine too!!! :D

That and Reno 911.

I love twisted tv.
Someone tried to kidnap me in London when I was 12.
I went to elementary school with Ed Norton (same grade).

I rebuilt my home's air conditioning system myself with parts I "won" off of e-bay.
Originally posted by King of the Internet:
I once saw Willard Scott dressed up as Ronald McDonald.
Me too.
The day after I turned 16 (and had my license), I borrowed my mom's car and got in a car accident with a friend. I was clearly at fault, but the driver, a really young Mexican kid had no insurance or license and totally freaked out that I'd report it. Needless to say, it never got mentioned ever again.

To this day, my friend and I still joke about it in a very hush hush tone. I still would not tell my mom, I'm sure I'd still get a lecture from hell.
I once turned down the offer to have full blown sex with a pair of 15 year old twin girls in Singapore for '5 mellican dolla" They were pretty cute too.
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
I once turned down the offer to have full blown sex with a pair of 15 year old twin girls in Singapore for '5 mellican dolla" They were pretty cute too.
It's too bad you turned down an offer to kick some Iranian ass.

American Marines wouldn't apologize after only 2 days. And they wouldn't allow themselves to be bitten by flesh eating zombies either. Save that last bullet for yourself.

Remember Hearts & Minds: A bullet in the mind is worth two in the heart.