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Lance Armstrong for President~!

mankie
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Lance Armstrong for President~! July 16, 2004 at 04:45 PM UTC #
Because he can half his deficit in a single day!

:D
Rhett Miller
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 16, 2004 at 05:41 PM UTC #
Half the deficit, and half the balls.
mankie
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 16, 2004 at 06:38 PM UTC #
Doesn't seem to bother Sheryl.
Rhett Miller
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 16, 2004 at 06:40 PM UTC #
Well when the alternative is blowing Kid Rock, Lance must seem like a godsend.

Originally posted by Bollocks:
Doesn't seem to bother Sheryl.
mankie
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 16, 2004 at 07:23 PM UTC #
EEEWWWWWW, was she banging him?
mankie
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 16, 2004 at 08:11 PM UTC #
Another classic case of, "what the fuck does she see in him, she could do much better"…just like they say about me and my missus to be honest!
mankie
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 17, 2004 at 01:35 PM UTC #
BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS!!!! :mad:

Tyler's gone down with a back injury. Must be bad because he's one tough dude having rode most of last years tour with a broken collar bone.

Now I'm torn, I'd like Lance to win, but also don't want him to win more tours than the greatest cyclist ever, Big Ted!
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 19, 2004 at 02:54 PM UTC #
I'm still stickin' with Ullrich. He'll come back. He's good. He knows how to. Come on, Jan, don't let me down!

But the *swoon* award goes to Thor Hjusfeld, of Norway, who is so *adorable* that it makes me want to get cable so i can watch him.
mankie
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 19, 2004 at 03:40 PM UTC #
Originally posted by chimbly sweep:
I'm still stickin' with Ullrich. He'll come back. He's good. He knows how to. Come on, Jan, don't let me down!

But the *swoon* award goes to Thor Hjusfeld, of Norway, who is so *adorable* that it makes me want to get cable so i can watch him.
Ullrich is done. In fact, the way he's climbing those hills I would pass him and give him "the look" ;)
mankie
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 21, 2004 at 07:57 PM UTC #
Ullrich had a good tt, but still lost another minute to Lance. How demoralizing must it have been for Basso to see Lance pass him after he'd started two minutes before him?

Unless there's an accident or injury, Lance is the 6 time champion.
Guiny
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 21, 2004 at 08:17 PM UTC #
Reminds me of the part on "Soldier" where Kurt Russell got passed by one of the new versions of Soldiers after starting twenty minutes ahead.
jkeisenh
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 21, 2004 at 08:18 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Bollocks:
Ullrich had a good tt, but still lost another minute to Lance. How demoralizing must it have been for Basso to see Lance pass him after he'd started two minutes before him?

Unless there's an accident or injury, Lance is the 6 time champion.
Yup, I'll agree with that. Darnit, Ullrich, what the heck is your problem? Don't you know you're aiming for #1, not #2? #1 wins. Believe me.
mankie
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 21, 2004 at 08:57 PM UTC #
Originally posted by chimbly sweep:
Originally posted by Bollocks:
Ullrich had a good tt, but still lost another minute to Lance. How demoralizing must it have been for Basso to see Lance pass him after he'd started two minutes before him?

Unless there's an accident or injury, Lance is the 6 time champion.
Yup, I'll agree with that. Darnit, Ullrich, what the heck is your problem? Don't you know you're aiming for #1, not #2? #1 wins. Believe me.
He's German, they're used to coming second… :D
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 22, 2004 at 03:24 PM UTC #
For those boardies really into it…
MORE (Mid-Atlantic Off-Road Enthusiasts) is having a Tour de France party tonight, showing highlights and replays and giving away tons-o-stuff, including a postie bike! (wow!)

McFaddens
8-10pm
Thu July 22

I'll be there before I jump on my bike to make Ted Leo…
mankie
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 22, 2004 at 06:19 PM UTC #
Another stage win for Lance…..do you think he pushed for the win that he didn't need, to piss the kraut fans off who were evidently spitting at him during the tt's yesterday? I'm all for shouting and yelling because it adds to the excitement, but when they run alongside or wave flags right in front…that's going too far. As for spitting, only filthy scum do shit like that.
Sailor Ripley
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 22, 2004 at 07:03 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Bollocks:
Another stage win for Lance…..do you think he pushed for the win that he didn't need, to piss the kraut fans off who were evidently spitting at him during the tt's yesterday?
No, I think he's hungry, he's amped and he wants to show them he is boss all the way to Paris.
Guiny
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 22, 2004 at 07:20 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Bollocks:
As for spitting, only filthy scum do shit like that.
Hasn't Rhett done that to somebody on one of his vacations? I think it was the Italy one but I could be mistaken.
mankie
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 22, 2004 at 07:24 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Sailor Ripley:
Originally posted by Bollocks:
Another stage win for Lance…..do you think he pushed for the win that he didn't need, to piss the kraut fans off who were evidently spitting at him during the tt's yesterday?
No, I think he's hungry, he's amped and he wants to show them he is boss all the way to Paris.
Pissing the nazis off an added bonus though…..has to be.
Sailor Ripley
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Re: Lance Armstrong for President~! July 22, 2004 at 07:34 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Bollocks:
Pissing the nazis off an added bonus though…..has to be.
I'm sure.

I can't believe some cycling fans are that lame. Like him or not, respect his skills.
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