pick 1: kellyanne, trisha, parisa or shauvon?

Originally posted by sweetcell:
that was brilliant. can't find a flaw in your analysis. if you could, uh, not share your insights with the girlfriend, i'd appreciate it :D

smackie is rapidly amassing an insurmountable lead in the race for "boardee of the decade".

True story.

Smackie also left out one important pigtail factor, but out of respect for the lady posters (aside of Miss P. who is offended by nothing) I'll keep it to myself. Hint: It could be tied into porn. I'm not saying, but I'm saying . . .

*swaggerjack warning*

<img src="http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season19/assets/images/flipbooks/cast/kelly_anne/flipbook/DSC_0067.jpg" alt=" - " />

Sex-ay . . .

Originally posted by TheDirector217:
Smackie also left out one important pigtail factor, but out of respect for the lady posters (aside of Miss P. who is offended by nothing) I'll keep it to myself. Hint: It could be tied into porn. I'm not saying, but I'm saying . . .

Wait. If we're thinking of the same thing, is this a feature of long hair, or is it pigtail specific?

Originally posted by vansmack:

Originally posted by TheDirector217:
Smackie also left out one important pigtail factor, but out of respect for the lady posters (aside of Miss P. who is offended by nothing) I'll keep it to myself. Hint: It could be tied into porn. I'm not saying, but I'm saying . . .

Wait. If we're thinking of the same thing, is this a feature of long hair, or is it pigtail specific?

With long hair, one may invoke the "knuckle wraparound, then pull" technique. But because long hair is so commonplace, I would lean towards pigtail specific. Further detailing is superfluous at this juncture . . . It's like a fucked up Pavlov's dog effect, if you will.

i.e./Exhibit A: a female with a mean shoe game.

Now it's important that said female has some nice heels or boots (got a HUGE thing for that) to complement/match her 'fit. But because we men are primal by nature & flat out wired different, you are not really marveling at said female's fashion sense. What you're really thinking about are said female's perfectly accessorized boots/heels on your shoulders. Again, I'm not sayin', but I'm sayin' . . .

I'm willing to wager that 99% of women don't like having their hair pulled during sex.

And I'd also bet you watch porn much more often than you actually get laid. :p

Originally posted by TheDirector217:

Originally posted by vansmack:

Originally posted by TheDirector217:
Smackie also left out one important pigtail factor, but out of respect for the lady posters (aside of Miss P. who is offended by nothing) I'll keep it to myself. Hint: It could be tied into porn. I'm not saying, but I'm saying . . .

Wait. If we're thinking of the same thing, is this a feature of long hair, or is it pigtail specific?

With long hair, one may invoke the "knuckle wraparound, then pull" technique. But because long hair is so commonplace, I would lean towards pigtail specific. Further detailing is superfluous at this juncture . . . It's like a fucked up Pavlov's dog effect, if you will.

i.e./Exhibit A: a female with a mean shoe game.

Now it's important that said female has some nice heels or boots (got a HUGE thing for that) to complement/match her 'fit. But because we men are primal by nature &amp; flat out wired different, you are not really marveling at said female's fashion sense. What you're really thinking about are said female's perfectly accessorized boots/heels on your shoulders. Again, I'm not sayin', but I'm sayin' . . .

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
I'm willing to wager that 99% of women don't like having their hair pulled during sex.

And you'd be wrong.

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
I'm willing to wager that 99% of women don't like having their hair pulled during sex.

It's not "pulling". It's "puppeteering."

And the trolling curmudgeon's that love them :D

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
indie rock fratboys who post on message boards

Originally posted by distance:
wtf is this thread about?

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
I'm willing to wager that 99% of women don't like having their hair pulled during sex.

Well, you got lucky with your 1% so anything's possible . . .

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
And I'd also bet you watch porn much more often than you actually get laid. :D

How would you know? How may women have you had sex with?

Originally posted by miss pretentious:

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
I'm willing to wager that 99% of women don't like having their hair pulled during sex.

And you'd be wrong.

"puppeteering" - AWESOME. von smack, you're too good. i give up.

Miss P's next post could potentially win the Best Post Ever award.

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
How would you know? How may women have you had sex with?

Originally posted by miss pretentious:

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
I'm willing to wager that 99% of women don't like having their hair pulled during sex.

And you'd be wrong.

Miss P. The Director's hype girl, ladies & gentlemen . . . :D

For the record, I 150% unconditionally fuck with you. Lattes, concert buddy, or show tix - you need it, you got it. ;)

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
How would you know? How may women have you had sex with?

Originally posted by miss pretentious:

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
I'm willing to wager that 99% of women don't like having their hair pulled during sex.

And you'd be wrong.

I lived with 45 girls at one point. You don't think we talk about our sex lives?

And since you're a such betting man, I'm 99 percent sure I know more young, attractive and not sexually repressed women than you.

Originally posted by nkotb:
Miss P's next post could potentially win the award for best post ever.

How many times have you hit refresh?

:eek: @ puppeteering. This thread's approaching "need to be stickied" status . . .

Mod, please?

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
I lived with 45 girls at one point. You don't think we talk about our sex lives?

Come on Claire, answer the question!

Originally posted by TheDirector217:
This thread's approaching "need to be stickied" status . . .

Mod, please?

I'm guessing from the photos and commentary you have already 'stickied' it… or at least your computer screen.

Originally posted by vansmack:

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
I lived with 45 girls at one point. You don't think we talk about our sex lives?

Come on Claire, answer the question!

"What say we all go out back & get the prom queen impregnated?"

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
I'm guessing from the photos and commentary you have already 'stickied' it… or at least your computer screen.

and all of a sudden, smackie has some competition.

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
I lived with 45 girls at one point.

Alderson?