pick 1: kellyanne, trisha, parisa or shauvon?

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
I'm also willing to wager that middle aged suburbanites probably have a lot more threesomes and swinger situations than 24 year old urban hipsters. I'm not one of them, but I'm just saying.

If you watched the real world, {actually circling back to the original thread topic} you would think that every 24 year old urban hipster is having a threesome or swingin'.
Totally true. Well 99% true, anyway. :D


Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
I lived with 45 girls at one point. You don't think we talk about our sex lives?
Yeah, but, how many of those 45 were English majors? I mean, besides you? No one is more disappointing and overrated between the sheets than an English major. Maybe a staunchly Democratic English major. Look around. All the assistant managers at Barnes & Noble will never be mistaken for Angelina Jolie. All they do is talk and analyze (and blog about) it afterwards. They think they're Madonna at her kinkiest when they're really Natalie Merchant at her most boring.

Trust me, even after a few drinks, if she has a "Collected Plath" under her arm, prepare to be disappointed.

Brian

P.S. However, stauncy Republican El Ed majors are FREAKS! [/QB]
Can't we all just get along?

:roll:
And if you watched alot of porn, you'd think that every woman wishes to have her hair pulled during sex or is otherwise sexually repressed.

Originally posted by 6949:
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
I'm also willing to wager that middle aged suburbanites probably have a lot more threesomes and swinger situations than 24 year old urban hipsters. I'm not one of them, but I'm just saying.

If you watched the real world, {actually circling back to the original thread topic} you would think that every 24 year old urban hipster is having a threesome or swingin'.
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
[QB] I'll grant you the 99% may be a bit high.

I'll change my quote to "A vast majority of women don't go for hair pulling".

and youd still be wrong :D
Originally posted by distance:
wtf is this thread about?
It started off as a thread about the female cast of the new Real World set in Sydney. It then turned into a discussion about the attraction of pigtails (one of the girls there has some) on women. Witty exchanges ensue. Then Charlie Nakatestes/Rhett pops up, & it became an avalanche of him & his "expert" opinions on threesomes & healthy sex he's never engaged in. :p

Then you popped up.

You good??
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
I lived with 45 girls at one point. You don't think we talk about our sex lives?
Yeah, but, how many of those 45 were English majors? I mean, besides you? No one is more disappointing and overrated between the sheets than an English major. Maybe a staunchly Democratic English major. Look around. All the assistant managers at Barnes & Noble will never be mistaken for Angelina Jolie. All they do is talk and analyze (and blog about) it afterwards. They think they're Madonna at her kinkiest when they're really Natalie Merchant at her most boring.

Trust me, even after a few drinks, if she has a "Collected Plath" under her arm, prepare to be disappointed.

Brian

P.S. However, stauncy Republican El Ed majors are FREAKS!
Hi. I wasn't an English major. And I lived in a sorority house… So, how many do you think were English majors? Go from there.
Originally posted by xneverwherex:
and youd still be wrong :D
fantastic. :D
stupid double post.
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
I lived with 45 girls at one point. You don't think we talk about our sex lives?
Yeah, but, how many of those 45 were English majors? I mean, besides you? No one is more disappointing and overrated between the sheets than an English major. Maybe a staunchly Democratic English major. Look around. All the assistant managers at Barnes & Noble will never be mistaken for Angelina Jolie. All they do is talk and analyze (and blog about) it afterwards. They think they're Madonna at her kinkiest when they're really Natalie Merchant at her most boring.

Trust me, even after a few drinks, if she has a "Collected Plath" under her arm, prepare to be disappointed.

Brian

P.S. However, stauncy Republican El Ed majors are FREAKS!
Hi. I wasn't an English major. And I lived in a sorority house… So, go from there. [/QB]
Hey! I lived in a sorority house (for a semester) too! Millersville! Sigma Delta house! We have SOOOOO much in common, Miss P! Let's get together sometime and discuss hair-pulling in the Borders cafe!

Brian

P.S. I actually did live in a sorority house. It's a long story.
Enough said. ;)

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
]Hi. I wasn't an English major. And I lived in a sorority house… So, go from there. [/QB]
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
I lived with 45 girls at one point. You don't think we talk about our sex lives?
Yeah, but, how many of those 45 were English majors? I mean, besides you? No one is more disappointing and overrated between the sheets than an English major. Maybe a staunchly Democratic English major. Look around. All the assistant managers at Barnes & Noble will never be mistaken for Angelina Jolie. All they do is talk and analyze (and blog about) it afterwards. They think they're Madonna at her kinkiest when they're really Natalie Merchant at her most boring.

Trust me, even after a few drinks, if she has a "Collected Plath" under her arm, prepare to be disappointed.

Brian

P.S. However, stauncy Republican El Ed majors are FREAKS!
Hi. I wasn't an English major. And I lived in a sorority house… So, go from there. [/QB]
Male English majors are just as bad, they want to talk their way through everything while you just want them to shut up and do it.
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
No one is more disappointing and overrated between the sheets than an English major. Maybe a staunchly Democratic English major.

(…)

P.S. However, stauncy Republican El Ed majors are FREAKS!
the only thing that this convinces me of is that republicans have the best drugs, since it makes them hallucinate that they are the hottest in bed. i mean, seriously… bible-thumpin' midwesterners are hot? upper-class stuffed suits get dirty?

"liberal" isn't just a political opinion, it's a way of life - in and out of the bedroom :eek: seriously, who wants a conservative lover?

(there, now that i've countered with my equally unfounded political stereotypes, can we get back to pulling sexy southern brunettes' pigtails during threesome in australia?!?)
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:

P.S. I actually did live in a sorority house. It's a long story.
so THAT'S why you are such a little bitch. now it makes sense. :D
oops
I'm going to have to disagree with that one.

Being hot doesn't equal being freaky in bed. It often equals "I'm hot, so I don't have to do freaky shit like that like the fat ugly girls do."

Being politically liberal doesn't equal being sexually free.

And being an upper class stuff suit doesn't mean you can't be a totally different person behind closed doors.

Originally posted by sweetcell:
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
No one is more disappointing and overrated between the sheets than an English major. Maybe a staunchly Democratic English major.

(…)

P.S. However, stauncy Republican El Ed majors are FREAKS!
the only thing that this convinces me of is that republicans have the best drugs, since it makes them hallucinate that they are the hottest in bed. i mean, seriously… bible-thumpin' midwesterners are hot? upper-class stuffed suits get dirty?

"liberal" isn't just a political opinion, it's a way of life - in and out of the bedroom :eek:

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:

P.S. I actually did live in a sorority house. It's a long story.
so THAT'S why you are such a little bitch. now it makes sense. :D
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-YUM!
Originally posted by sweetcell:
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
No one is more disappointing and overrated between the sheets than an English major. Maybe a staunchly Democratic English major.

(…)

P.S. However, stauncy Republican El Ed majors are FREAKS!
the only thing that this convinces me of is that republicans have the best drugs, since it makes them hallucinate that they are the hottest in bed. i mean, seriously… bible-thumpin' midwesterners are hot? upper-class stuffed suits get dirty?

(there, now that i've countered with my equally unfounded political stereotypes, can we get back to pulling sexy southern brunettes' pigtails during threesome in australia?!?)
apparently you have confused "conservative" with "religious." i can assure you that not all conversatives are religious- they are just very vocal.

in any event, there is a fair amount of self-loathing amongst religious-minded females in college. it's the whole "catholic schoolgirl" idea- get a repressed female away from stifiling rules and procedure and watch her go wild.

btw- smackie was not exaggerating about the girl in anaheim. she got up and went back to the concessions every few innings. . .i have no idea what happened during the game during those moments.

so, miss. p- what was your pillow fighter name?