Help Cartel.dc Find A New Name

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Sacrifico
LOL
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:
we had a thread before about band names, and there were some good ones in there … ggw?
http://www.930.com/cgi-bin/ubb-cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=009324
thanks … i like "the hot vestibules"
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
I am entirely honored and have no problem with you all re-naming your band "Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR".
Or how about The Faux Celeb-Pornographers
BananaPeel

Board joke, male, 'appealing', and a reference to the great British DJ, John Peel.
Originally posted by amnesiac:
Or how about The Faux Celeb-Pornographers
Everyone would think it's an homage to the New Pornographers, though.
The Speakeasies
The One-Eyed Snake and the Two Balls.
Cartell the Other Cartel to 'Suck It'
The Contrarians
Originally posted by econo:
Roadbuilder.
Cheesesteak.
Marmalade.
Did I ever tell you that you remind me of maniacs #4,764-to-#4,782 from the movie 10,000 Maniacs?
The Whom
Sensations in Crime
The Dandy Dicks
Tito Jackson Hole
Takoma Parker Posey
Orion's Beltway Bandits
Arthur Dental Floss
C.A.R.T.E.L.

but whatever you do change the name of the band so you can be closer to Coldplay in the racks. it worked for Linkin Park.
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
whatever you do change the name of the band so you can be closer to Coldplay in the racks. it worked for Linkin Park.
Um… how exactly?
linkin park changed their name in order to closer to damp scones in the cd racks… figuring if anyone dumb eNuF to be dopin' on the l@test dump from fred durstone's choco sTaRpHiSh they be down with the f@rt's deck tunez…
2 vs. 1
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Um… how exactly?
They renamed themselves Clinkin' Park.
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
linkin park changed their name in order to closer to damp scones in the cd racks… figuring if anyone dumb eNuF to be dopin' on the l@test dump from fred durstone's choco sTaRpHiSh they be down with the f@rt's deck tunez…
Oh, I knew they used to be Hybrid Theory or something, but never knew it was to get closer to Limp Biscuit on the shelves. I thought you were saying THEY tried to get closer to Coldplay.