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Chroma (it's the name of the OTHER Cartel's LP)
Turd Ferguson
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Marion Berry's Crackpipe
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Hilary Duff's Muff
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
linkin park changed their name in order to closer to damp scones in the cd racks… figuring if anyone dumb eNuF to be dopin' on the l@test dump from fred durstone's choco sTaRpHiSh they be down with the f@rt's deck tunez…
Oh, I knew they used to be Hybrid Theory or something, but never knew it was to get closer to Limp Biscuit on the shelves. I thought you were saying THEY tried to get closer to Coldplay.
it was a bit unclear… but then again Coldplay weren't really around when they broke…
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:

Turd Ferguson
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El Cock-o Blanco y Los Pornos de tu Madre
Goya
Everyone Gets Laid
No Tables Seats or Chairs

Or

The Club is Dark

Or

Pre Sale

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The Baltimorons

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The Ticketbastards

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Better than Exit Clov
The Wiggers

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Wish We Were Brits
Mind the Gap
Bukkake: the band!
Tube Station Bombers
Love You Longtime

Fashion Martyrs
Open Bar
Extradition Treaty
Widespread Panic
TBA

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Special Guests
Panic in Detroit
Tigers in the Woods
BigYawn presents Cartel.dc
Main Road

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