Help Cartel.dc Find A New Name

the pub's got a wi-fi hotspot? keep it clean lads…
Laughing Tackle

Dogs Bollox

Lance's Missing Testicle

Doping Scandal

Hooters and the Blow Job
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
the pub's got a wi-fi hotspot? keep it clean lads…
Kosmo's Vinyl!
Le Tour De Ass

Nightclub 4:20 (may require you becoming a jam band)
How about

The Old Pornographers

When the people were hairy and the tits were real.


Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by amnesiac:
Or how about The Faux Celeb-Pornographers
Everyone would think it's an homage to the New Pornographers, though.
Cartel Of The 21st Century
Cartel Sr.
In honor of the naming contoversy itself:

Cartelgate
The Will Pugh Project

(lead singer of other cartel)

you take our name, we take yours
German Kartell,
from French cartel,
from Italian cartello, placard,
from Medieval Latin cartellus,
charter, diminutive of Latin charta,

Take your pick really.

OR

Synonyms: bunch, chain, combine, conglomerate, consortium, corporation, crew, crowd, gang, holding company, megacorp, merger, mob, monopoly, multinational, outfit, pool, ring, syndicate, trust
Originally posted by general grievous:
The Will Pugh Project

(lead singer of other cartel)

you take our name, we take yours
I would be more antagonistic with it, but still, best idea so far (BEN'S CHILI BOWL aside).
The 30 Year Old Virgins
Stand Up, Get Down. He Left? You're Right!

I guarantee, pitchfork will give you a 8.5 just on name alone. They eat that shit up.
so far presale password, rhett's bitch wife, and turd ferguson have been the best (ben's chili bowl is in its own league).

how about:
spanky
sinister ted
janice dickinson's butthole
the sittin' on broken glass social club
honey, I smoked the kids
soniqueteam4
dirty limericks
mooby
the swollen urethras
sinister larry
the 2000 ton midget
Make sure you include Wolf, Mice, or Fire in the title. Having one of those words is key to include in band names right now.
Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
Make sure you include Wolf, Mice, or Fire in the title. Having one of those words is key to include in band names right now.
or maybe do it retro and be Super_____
How about the Porky Midgets?
Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
Make sure you include Wolf, Mice, or Fire in the title. Having one of those words is key to include in band names right now.
No, that's last year. The new thing is sentences of small words that mean mostly nothing like in my above. (see also "Clap Your Hands Say Yeah", "Get Him Eat Him", etc.)
I can't believe I'm the first to suggest:

Cartellica