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atomic
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Re: The Olympics Thread February 19, 2014 at 10:12 PM UTC #
sweetcell wrote:
sheesh, can team canada limp along any slower?  ain't gonna be pretty against the 'mercains…

vansmack wrote:
Shemp wrote:
Russia loses.  The bear is sad.


They absolutely ruined my weekend plans.

the sad bears?  what, you had booked them for a kiddie party?

EDIT: nevermind, saw that you want to relive the miracle on ice.  bah, this is much more humiliating for the russians.


How is it more humiliating for the Russians?  The game at Lake Placid was some college students playing the best team in the world who had been practicing together for years.  The Russians didn't win any type of medal the past two olympics in mens hockey.  Any only one silver and no golds the last 5 olympics.  Coming into Lake Placid they had won 4 straight.  And they won the next two after the Lake Placid loss.  No one is suprised.  The Russian hockey players are all about themselves these days.
ggw
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Re: The Olympics Thread February 19, 2014 at 11:32 PM UTC #
Did you have a bad breakup with a Russian hockey player?
kmdobrz
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Re: The Olympics Thread February 20, 2014 at 01:55 AM UTC #
No one said it was more humiliating than Lake Placid.  It's more humiliating to lose in an earlier round.  Maybe you should read before you spew. 
HoyaSaxa03
Joined: March 22, 2004 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: The Olympics Thread February 20, 2014 at 02:48 PM UTC #
Q: You said that the analysis will come later. But what mistakes can you talk about now?
A: There were individual mistakes. That's why we couldn't affect the result even though we had twice as many chances as the opponents. We just couldn't score.
Q: What future, if any, do you see for your own work and for your coaching staff? Because, you know, your predecessor was eaten alive after the Olympics?
A: Well then, eat me alive right now?
Q: No, I mean?
A: Eat me, and I won't be here anymore.
Q: But we have the world championship coming up!
A: Well then, there will be a different coach because I won't exist any more, since you will have eaten me.
Q: But you're staying, aren't you?
A: Yes, I will remain living.
jrpa
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Re: The Olympics Thread February 20, 2014 at 08:01 PM UTC #
Q: Why doesn't the US Women's Hockey team enjoy giving blowjobs?
A: Because they always choke.
Yada
Joined: February 05, 2003 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 12418
Re: The Olympics Thread February 20, 2014 at 08:15 PM UTC #
Q: Why doesn't the US Women's Hockey team enjoy giving blowjobs?
A: Because they always choke.
A: Because they're all bull dykes?
James Ford
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Re: The Olympics Thread February 20, 2014 at 08:25 PM UTC #
Do any women really enjoy giving blowjobs?
Yada
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Re: The Olympics Thread February 20, 2014 at 08:26 PM UTC #
James wrote:
Do any women really enjoy giving blowjobs?




Sorry to hear that James.
James Ford
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Re: The Olympics Thread February 20, 2014 at 08:32 PM UTC #
Clarification:My wife enjoys giving ME, someone she loves, blow jobs. But she wouldn't enjoy giving random men blow jobs, like some gay men seem to enjoy. Are there women who enjoy giving random men blow jobs?

Yada wrote:
James wrote:
Do any women really enjoy giving blowjobs?




Sorry to hear that James.
Yada
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Re: The Olympics Thread February 20, 2014 at 08:34 PM UTC #
James wrote:
Clarification:My wife enjoys giving ME, someone she loves, blow jobs. But she wouldn't enjoy giving random men blow jobs, like some gay men seem to enjoy. Are there women who enjoy giving random men blow jobs?

Yada wrote:
James wrote:
Do any women really enjoy giving blowjobs?




Sorry to hear that James.



Yes, they're generally called sluts.
DeathFromAbove1979
Joined: November 29, 2006 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: The Olympics Thread February 20, 2014 at 08:42 PM UTC #
Yada wrote:
Q: Why doesn't the US Women's Hockey team enjoy giving blowjobs?
A: Because they always choke.
A: Because they're all bull dykes?

There are some good lookin broads on our squad though…
sweetcell
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Re: The Olympics Thread February 20, 2014 at 09:16 PM UTC #
how did this:

Julian, wrote:
Q: Why doesn't the US Women's Hockey team enjoy giving blowjobs?
A: Because they always choke.


become this?

James wrote:
Do any women really enjoy giving blowjobs?

James wrote:
Clarification:My wife enjoys giving ME, someone she loves, blow jobs. But she wouldn't enjoy giving random men blow jobs, like some gay men seem to enjoy. Are there women who enjoy giving random men blow jobs?
 
and note the contradiction when Ford answers his own question - which woman enjoys giving blowjobs?  his wife.

not sure where the "random men" comes in.  julian made no mention of this.  i guess giving blowjobs to random men is something ford had on his mind?

anyhoo, back to the actual issue at hand:

Yada
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Re: The Olympics Thread February 20, 2014 at 10:02 PM UTC #
sweetcell wrote:
how did this:

Julian, wrote:
Q: Why doesn't the US Women's Hockey team enjoy giving blowjobs?
A: Because they always choke.


become this?

James wrote:
Do any women really enjoy giving blowjobs?

James wrote:
Clarification:My wife enjoys giving ME, someone she loves, blow jobs. But she wouldn't enjoy giving random men blow jobs, like some gay men seem to enjoy. Are there women who enjoy giving random men blow jobs?
 
and note the contradiction when Ford answers his own question - which woman enjoys giving blowjobs?  his wife.

not sure where the "random men" comes in.  julian made no mention of this.  i guess giving blowjobs to random men is something ford had on his mind?

anyhoo, back to the actual issue at hand:




Where's Hutch when you need a good Jimmy Ford call out?
Yada
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Re: The Olympics Thread February 20, 2014 at 10:03 PM UTC #
ggw wrote:
Apparently Rhett thinks dudes only get blown on their birthday.  Perhaps that's been his own experience.

http://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=518.msg8617#msg8617

http://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=11897.msg198540#msg198540




Is James the most active poster in the history of the forum? Wowser.
vansmack
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Re: The Olympics Thread February 20, 2014 at 10:40 PM UTC #
Yada wrote:
Is James the most active poster in the history of the forum? Wowser.


The answer is yes, by far, and that's without knowing all of his different aliases.

James Ford
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Re: The Olympics Thread February 20, 2014 at 11:47 PM UTC #
Actually, the rule is you're not required to offer to reciprocate on your birthday, as you rightfully should for a blow job on any other day of the year.
atomic
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Re: The Olympics Thread February 21, 2014 at 12:09 AM UTC #
James wrote:
Clarification:My wife enjoys giving ME, someone she loves, blow jobs. But she wouldn't enjoy giving random men blow jobs, like some gay men seem to enjoy. Are there women who enjoy giving random men blow jobs?



That isn't what your wife told me.

Anyway if one night stands are any indicator most women enjoy giving blowjobs to strangers.  We at least most women I have been on one-nights stand with.  And every woman gives you a BJ by the third date and I doubt they are in love with you at that point.  You need to get out more.
kmdobrz
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Re: The Olympics Thread February 21, 2014 at 12:35 AM UTC #
I realize that losers complain about the refereeing, but in OT:

Canada blows up US player by the side of the goal - legit penalty

US player smacks at the goalie's pads on a rebound attempt - a play they allowed all game - should not have been penalized

I suppose it was a 'make-up call' that didn't need to be made

Maybe that means the boys will get a break tomorrow.  USA! 
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