What the f is wrong with the President?

jaguar

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 05:10 PM UTC #

James wrote:
What three wars has Obama started? Was I too busy buying beer and missed something?

Oh, geesh! Never mind Rhett. Just go mow your lawn. ::)

Relaxer

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 06:04 PM UTC #

James wrote:
What three wars has Obama started? Was I too busy buying beer and missed something?

James, if this thread has taught us anything, it is that the more rational the question, the more mind-meltingly asinine Jaguar's answer will be. So keep it up, big shooter.

nkotb

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 06:06 PM UTC #

Huh…i thought it taught us that no matter how scary lizard men controlling us from the shadows like puppets may be, I'm still more afraid of muslims.

Relaxer wrote:
James wrote:
What three wars has Obama started? Was I too busy buying beer and missed something?

James, if this thread has taught us anything, it is that the more rational the question, the more mind-meltingly asinine Jaguar's answer will be. So keep it up, big shooter.

godsshoeshine

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 06:19 PM UTC #

no, thats what the lizard people want the sheeple to think

jaguar

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 06:24 PM UTC #

Relaxer wrote:
James wrote:
What three wars has Obama started? Was I too busy buying beer and missed something?

James, if this thread has taught us anything, it is that the more rational the question, the more mind-meltingly asinine Jaguar's answer will be. So keep it up, big shooter.

Relaxer, I'm sorry that your brain has turned to mush so badly that you can't tell what's up, down, sideways, inside out or what. Maybe one day you'll pull your head out from the deep dark crevices of your asshole and see what all is going on around you. Hope for your sake that it's not too late by then.

Time for a music break!

CLUTCH

Relaxer

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 06:29 PM UTC #

Has there ever been a conspiracy nut that makes more than $6,000 per year? Just curious.

sweetcell

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 06:30 PM UTC #

if this thread has taght us anything, it's that the Free Thinkers cannot change the minds of the sheeple.

and that those based in reality can't change the minds of the conspiracy crazies.

James Ford

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 06:35 PM UTC #

Not likely. If you make more than that your mind has been bought by your employer who is part of the system.

Relaxer wrote:
Has there ever been a conspiracy nut that makes more than $6,000 per year? Just curious.

jaguar

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 06:41 PM UTC #

Relaxer wrote:
Has there ever been a conspiracy nut that makes more than $6,000 per year? Just curious.

Not that I know what anyone here makes but I would bet that the entire Ziplock Gang each make more than that and they all are 100% convinced and brainwashed by the biggest conspiracy theories of all!

If we have learned anything, Ziplock makes the strongest and tightest bags of all!

walkonby

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 06:42 PM UTC #

Relaxer wrote:
Has there ever been a conspiracy nut that makes more than $6,000 per year? Just curious.

sweetcell

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 06:45 PM UTC #

jag, care to explain the "ziplock gang" metaphor/analogy/symbolism/etc? i imagine it's based upon "minds being shut in tight", but i'm not sure. never heard it before this thread.

walkonby

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 06:51 PM UTC #

sweetcell wrote:
jag, care to explain the "ziplock gang" metaphor/analogy/symbolism/etc?  i imagine it's based upon "minds being shut in tight", but i'm not sure.  never heard it before this thread.

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jaguar

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 06:52 PM UTC #

sweetcell wrote:
jag, care to explain the "ziplock gang" metaphor/analogy/symbolism/etc?  i imagine it's based upon "minds being shut in tight", but i'm not sure.  never heard it before this thread.

Sure. It's just a name I came up with for those with closed minds, just as you suspect. It's a reference to Ziplock bags, more or less, but in this case, minds being so tightly Ziplocked and insulated inside a plastic bag.

Relaxer

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 06:53 PM UTC #

But ziplocs open and close very easily.

James Ford

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 07:00 PM UTC #

Wrong sediment.

She's talking about ziplock, not ziploc.

Relaxer wrote:
But ziplocs open and close very easily.

jaguar

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 07:11 PM UTC #

Relaxer wrote:
But ziplocs open and close very easily.

Good point. But in your case, they are hermetically sealed shut, forever and ever…. unless you….

break on through (to the other side)!

brokensocscene

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 07:17 PM UTC #

SEDIMENT?!? Just got out of the latest installment of Madea?

James wrote:
Wrong sediment.

She's talking about ziplock, not ziploc.

Relaxer wrote:
But ziplocs open and close very easily.

sweetcell

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 07:21 PM UTC #

Jaguar wrote:
Relaxer wrote:
But ziplocs open and close very easily.

Good point. But in your case, they are hermetically sealed shut, forever and ever….

maybe you should upgrade that metaphor to FoodSaver Gang. even they can be opened with scissors, but at least they're a little more permanent that ziplocks.

this symbolism isn't really working for me. how about the Concrete Sarcophagus Gang?

ggw

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 07:29 PM UTC #

Per wikipedia, Moderna American Liberalism "combines social liberalism and social progressivism with support for a welfare state and a mixed economy…voting rights for African Americans, abortion rights for women, gay rights and government entitlements such as education and health care."

Under what definition of "Liberal" does Obama not qualify?

Relaxer

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Re: What the f is wrong with the President? May 10, 2011 at 07:36 PM UTC #

Well for one thing, Obama doesn't play hacky sack.