What the f is wrong with the President?

This is how religions get started.  People can't, or won't, understand things too big for them to handle, and so they turn to fictional deities and other all-powerful forces to explain them.

Woah all this time and I never realized Jaguar was… this

Smackie was married officially until about 3 weeks ago.

Unofficially until about 6 months ago.

For the entertainment of this board #neveragain

hey conspiracy nutters: al qaeda released statements about the death of bin laden.  lemme guess, those are fake messages.  or, better yet, al qaeda is actually part of The New World Order, so they're part of The Plan.  or those death confirmations were sent out years ago, but because The Man controls the Internet  (look it up!) they intercepted those messages are only released them now!

or maybe osama was killed a week ago and everything is as it seems.  naaaaaaaaaaah…

Jaguar wrote:
You are so wrong! I've got facts. You've got opinions.

jag, you are beyond delusional if you think that only you and a very small minority have the facts, and everyone else has opinions.  at least you're providing a good laugh.

Herr wrote:
This is how religions get started.   People can't, or won't, understand things too big for them to handle, and so they turn to fictional deities and other all-powerful forces to explain them.

most intelligent thing said in this thread (ok, second to the reminder that smackie masters the hot/crazy trade-off).

Jaguar wrote:
After all, they were both bought and paid for by the very same banksters

are banksters like sheeple?

the portmanteaus flowing out of the far left are really fantastic these days

In a soldier?s stance, I aimed my hand
At the mongrel dogs who teach
Fearing not that I?d become my enemy
In the instant that I preach
My pathway led by confusion boats
Mutiny from stern to bow
Ah, but I was so much older then
I?m younger than that now

HoyaSaxa03 wrote:
the portmanteaus flowing out of the far left are really fantastic these days

is it far left?  a lot of the conspiracy crackpots sound more like libertarians so makes me think it's from the far right.

but whatever side it's coming from, it still sounds crazy.

sweetcell wrote:

HoyaSaxa03 wrote:
the portmanteaus flowing out of the far left are really fantastic these days

is it far left?  a lot of the conspiracy crackpots sound more like libertarians so makes me think it's from the far right.

but whatever side it's coming from, it still sounds crazy.

truthers = left
birthers = right

bankers as gangsters = big time left (see, e.g., front page of huffpost every day for the last few years)

HoyaSaxa03 wrote:

sweetcell wrote:

HoyaSaxa03 wrote:
the portmanteaus flowing out of the far left are really fantastic these days

is it far left?  a lot of the conspiracy crackpots sound more like libertarians so makes me think it's from the far right.

but whatever side it's coming from, it still sounds crazy.

truthers = left
birthers = right

bankers as gangsters = big time left (see, e.g., front page of huffpost every day for the last few years)

When you go far enough left or far enough right, it all becomes the same thing.   I am going to bet there is a pretty big overlap between truthers, birthers, holocaust deniers, and never-landed-on-the-mooners.   Once people decide to cope with reality by denying it, there's no looking back.

I confess I don't agree with any of Jaguar's sediment.

really disappointed we havent heard about the lizard people yet

people who don't believe in conspiracy theorists . . . are in turn conspiracy theorists themselves.  belief is a powerful drug that controls all minds.

James wrote:
I confess I don't agree with any of Jaguar's sediment.

don't soil her good name.

sweetcell wrote:

James wrote:
I confess I don't agree with any of Jaguar's sediment.

don't soil her good name.

POTW

walkonby wrote:
people who don't believe in conspiracy theorists . . . are in turn conspiracy theorists themselves. 

that is incorrect, because you are shifting the burden of proof away from those who are making the extraordinary claims.  believing in chemtrails, the inside job, osama was dead years ago, etc does not hold up so the burden is on the believers to prove their case.  wrapping a conspiracy inside a bigger conspiracy doesn't constitute proof.

walkonby wrote:
belief is a powerful drug that controls all minds.

true dat.  it can even make people ignore the obvious truth and seek explanations in the clouds.

This thread is bonkers  ;D

Wow, the Ziplock Gang is at it hard and strong, just like the religious fundaMENTALists that you all are! You all ought to move to Baltimore where you can rightfully chant and display your favorite bumper sticker 'Believe'. That's your mantra. Believe. Believe. Believe… because that's all you've got. Believe. Believe the total bullshit party lines they feed you without facts or legitimate reason. Hey, why bother with facts? To you guys, they just get in the way of belief! None of you have any proof. Not one of you! I've presented many facts but you all prefer to pretend that the government lies supercede science and documentation. What I've presented is only a slight scratching of the surface.

Hey, Hoya? Where's the money? Seems you are the sole individual on this planet who doesn't suspect that it was stolen. Although Rhett might be with you as we all know that if it's not happening in his backyard, than it's not happening.

Et tu Brian? Don't worry, I won't embarrass you with my degrees. Besides, there are many, many of other ways of learning besides official government sanctioned educational warehouses. Some of which are better than others, of course. As much as I love learning and have no regrets about any of my degrees, I also know that it's a real insult to those without a degree to assume that the only way of learning anything is to pay big bucks to some institution in return for a piece of sheep skin. Though they would love for you to believe it, they are not the exclusive means of information and training. Oh, btw Brian, there are hundreds of degreed professionals and experts who are on my side. But, if you don't bother to do any real research, you probably won't find out about them. So, I guess, in your mind, because you haven't bothered to do any real investigation, I guess they don't exist.

Oh, and don't bother trying to peg me on the left/right scale. As usual, that's where most of you totally lose it when you try to accuse me of being a follower of any specific candidate, theory or preference. I see right through the 2 party paradigm and how it's essentially the very same thing with nothing but a change of clothing, so to speak. Sure, a few different issues to keep up apparances but both have the same masters pulling their strings. Besides, once you get fully invested in any one party, you tend to lose sight of the issues for the sake of the religion and ideology of the party.

What I find very strange is how many of the Ziplock Gang are hardcore Democratic Party believers and extreme leftists (yes, you are!) yet insist on defending some of the main people involved in 9/11 who happen to be hardcore Neo-Cons. Then again, it does make perfect sense since both parties now pretty much stick together on issues of war, banking and big business. Shame on you! 

It's ok Jagy, I still like you  ;D

wml7 wrote:
It's ok Jagy, I still like you  ;D

I still like you too because you are not a schoolyard bully like some of those around here who are well known for bullying every and anyone who wander in here and don't exactly think or post like they do. Oh, and God forbid they have different musical tastes!