Sorry. I, seem to remember that I posted something in here a long time ago that people didn't like.
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walkonbyeeeeeeeee wrote:
Sorry. I, seem to remember that I posted something in here a long time ago that people didn't like.
yeah but you do that in just about every thread, so there is that
touch,e
bikearlington took my idea and wrote a nice piece :)
http://www.bikearlington.com/wod-bike-beer-tour/
Saturday
MM 0 – Best Buns (0.3 mi off trail) Too early for a beer, but food is essential before biking. I can’t think of a better way to start a ride than an egg sandwich from Best Buns!
MM 20 – Great Harvest Bread. (0.0 mi off trail) A must stop when you are on the W&OD. Free slices of bread and when they learned it was Kim’s birthday, they gave her a free cookie!
MM 25 – Old Ox Brewery (0.0 mi off trail) – Great vibe! We each decided on a flight of four 4oz tastings. A bold start, especially since breakfast was long ago burned and our free bread slices were all that we had in our bellies. Since this brewery is right off the trail, there were also a bunch of cyclist and runners fueling their workouts with an alternative carb source. Kim’s favorite beer– Transfusion Farmhouse Lager; My favorite beer– Hoppy Place.
MM 34 – Crooked Run Brewery (0.1 mi off trail) – This little spot just off the trail has a fun atmosphere that invites you back for more. In fact, we met another group from Arlington, who returned to this spot after experiencing a great time and great beers a couple week prior. Kim’s favorite experience – Hanging out with a big puppy; My favorite experience – Bragging to our fellow Arlingtonian visitors that we biked to Crooked Run!
MM 40 – Blue Hill Farm B&B (2.4 mi off trail) – Five stars! You know when you pull up to a place and you know it’s going to be perfect? That’s how we felt when we biked up to Blue Hill Farm After just one night, we consider our hosts, Shirley and Waldo, our friends!
MM 44 – Belly Love Brewery (0.5 mi off trail) – There are at least four breweries and one distillery in Purcellville, but the name of this brewery spoke to Kim. Owned by a husband and wife team, they chose the name because they wanted something funand the Buddha logo is pretty awesome too! Bottle labels are designed by a local Purcellville artist, and are definitely conversation worthy. Kim’s beer choice – Narcissist; My beer choice – Flying Unicorn Crotch Kick.
Sunday
MM 26 – Lost Rhino Brewery (1.5 mi off trail) – This brewery did not originally make my list because, in my mind, it was too far off the trail. But the ride was flat and easy – so glad we made the detour. Turns out, we learned from the guys behind the bar that the name Lost Rhino is inspired by the surfing term, rhino chaser – someone out to find the best waves, the biggest waves – an adventurer. Seriously, could it be any more perfect for our little adventure? Kim’s favorite Rhino – Final Glide // Hefeweizen; My favorite Rhino – Dawn Patrol // Session India Pale Ale.
MM 12 – Caboose Brewery (0.0 mi off trail) – We can’t wait to come back to Caboose – not just for a beer, but for the food too. I opted for a Grease Monkey Pale Ale, which despite being an ale, was crisp with a hint of citrus. Kim elected to go shopping for another t-shirt and pint glass. Kim’s favorite find – Free Caboose Stickers!
MM 0 – New District Brewery (0.1 mi off trail) – You know we had to end our brewery tour at Arlington’s own New District Brewery! We live walking (and biking) distance from this brewery and one of our fondest memories is having a drink (or three) during 2016’s Snowzilla blizzard. Still craving a lighter beer – I went with the Ginger Saison and it did not disappoint!
MM 0 – Copperwood Tavern (0.2 off trail) After a long ride and many beers we were ready for our “go to meal” at Copperwood – Farmers Salad and a Tavern Burger to share. Kim, all tapped out on desire for beer decided it was time for whiskey. I went for the Blue Bee cider. When they learned it was Kim’s birthday, they presented a special dessert and toasted her with a glass of champagne.
http://www.bikearlington.com/wod-bike-beer-tour/
Saturday
MM 0 – Best Buns (0.3 mi off trail) Too early for a beer, but food is essential before biking. I can’t think of a better way to start a ride than an egg sandwich from Best Buns!
MM 20 – Great Harvest Bread. (0.0 mi off trail) A must stop when you are on the W&OD. Free slices of bread and when they learned it was Kim’s birthday, they gave her a free cookie!
MM 25 – Old Ox Brewery (0.0 mi off trail) – Great vibe! We each decided on a flight of four 4oz tastings. A bold start, especially since breakfast was long ago burned and our free bread slices were all that we had in our bellies. Since this brewery is right off the trail, there were also a bunch of cyclist and runners fueling their workouts with an alternative carb source. Kim’s favorite beer– Transfusion Farmhouse Lager; My favorite beer– Hoppy Place.
MM 34 – Crooked Run Brewery (0.1 mi off trail) – This little spot just off the trail has a fun atmosphere that invites you back for more. In fact, we met another group from Arlington, who returned to this spot after experiencing a great time and great beers a couple week prior. Kim’s favorite experience – Hanging out with a big puppy; My favorite experience – Bragging to our fellow Arlingtonian visitors that we biked to Crooked Run!
MM 40 – Blue Hill Farm B&B (2.4 mi off trail) – Five stars! You know when you pull up to a place and you know it’s going to be perfect? That’s how we felt when we biked up to Blue Hill Farm After just one night, we consider our hosts, Shirley and Waldo, our friends!
MM 44 – Belly Love Brewery (0.5 mi off trail) – There are at least four breweries and one distillery in Purcellville, but the name of this brewery spoke to Kim. Owned by a husband and wife team, they chose the name because they wanted something funand the Buddha logo is pretty awesome too! Bottle labels are designed by a local Purcellville artist, and are definitely conversation worthy. Kim’s beer choice – Narcissist; My beer choice – Flying Unicorn Crotch Kick.
Sunday
MM 26 – Lost Rhino Brewery (1.5 mi off trail) – This brewery did not originally make my list because, in my mind, it was too far off the trail. But the ride was flat and easy – so glad we made the detour. Turns out, we learned from the guys behind the bar that the name Lost Rhino is inspired by the surfing term, rhino chaser – someone out to find the best waves, the biggest waves – an adventurer. Seriously, could it be any more perfect for our little adventure? Kim’s favorite Rhino – Final Glide // Hefeweizen; My favorite Rhino – Dawn Patrol // Session India Pale Ale.
MM 12 – Caboose Brewery (0.0 mi off trail) – We can’t wait to come back to Caboose – not just for a beer, but for the food too. I opted for a Grease Monkey Pale Ale, which despite being an ale, was crisp with a hint of citrus. Kim elected to go shopping for another t-shirt and pint glass. Kim’s favorite find – Free Caboose Stickers!
MM 0 – New District Brewery (0.1 mi off trail) – You know we had to end our brewery tour at Arlington’s own New District Brewery! We live walking (and biking) distance from this brewery and one of our fondest memories is having a drink (or three) during 2016’s Snowzilla blizzard. Still craving a lighter beer – I went with the Ginger Saison and it did not disappoint!
MM 0 – Copperwood Tavern (0.2 off trail) After a long ride and many beers we were ready for our “go to meal” at Copperwood – Farmers Salad and a Tavern Burger to share. Kim, all tapped out on desire for beer decided it was time for whiskey. I went for the Blue Bee cider. When they learned it was Kim’s birthday, they presented a special dessert and toasted her with a glass of champagne.
many more breweries are on the list since I started this thread
21 in 45 miles of the WO&D
MM Brewery
0 Capitol City Brewing Company Shirlington
0 New District Brewing Company
7 Mad Fox
12 Caboose Brewing
18 Lake Anne Brew House
19 Aslin Beer Company
22 Beltway Brewing
23 Crooked Run Brewing (Sterling)
25 Old Ox Brewery
26 Lost Rhino Brewing
33 Kettles and Grains
34 Dog Money Restaurant & Brewery
34 Loudoun Brewing Company
35 Crooked Run Brewing
35 Black Walnut Brewery
35 BikeTrAle Brewing
34 Black Hoof Brewing
44 Belly Love Brewing
45 Corcoran Brewing
45 Jack's Run Brewing
45 Adroit Theory Brewing photos
21 in 45 miles of the WO&D
MM Brewery
0 Capitol City Brewing Company Shirlington
0 New District Brewing Company
7 Mad Fox
12 Caboose Brewing
18 Lake Anne Brew House
19 Aslin Beer Company
22 Beltway Brewing
23 Crooked Run Brewing (Sterling)
25 Old Ox Brewery
26 Lost Rhino Brewing
33 Kettles and Grains
34 Dog Money Restaurant & Brewery
34 Loudoun Brewing Company
35 Crooked Run Brewing
35 Black Walnut Brewery
35 BikeTrAle Brewing
34 Black Hoof Brewing
44 Belly Love Brewing
45 Corcoran Brewing
45 Jack's Run Brewing
45 Adroit Theory Brewing photos

here is me after getting head on by a car as I was biking home from work
Ouch!
How does masturbation work with that cast on?
How does masturbation work with that cast on?
yowza man!
I assume you were wearing a helmet or you probably wouldn't be able to post
but you know… chicks dig scars…so you got that going for ya
be safe out there…
I assume you were wearing a helmet or you probably wouldn't be able to post
but you know… chicks dig scars…so you got that going for ya
be safe out there…
Masturbation has not been front-of-mind since the accident. However I can tell you that wiping ass with your off hand is… challenging.
I should note that this accident happened two months ago and I'm recovering well. Broken arm, wrist, nose and mild skull fracture with lots of various stitches on my face and hands and legs. It was a real drag, gotta say.
I should note that this accident happened two months ago and I'm recovering well. Broken arm, wrist, nose and mild skull fracture with lots of various stitches on my face and hands and legs. It was a real drag, gotta say.
Relaxer wrote:
Masturbation has not been front-of-mind since the accident. However I can tell you that wiping ass with your off hand is… challenging.
I should note that this accident happened two months ago and I'm recovering well. Broken arm, wrist, nose and mild skull fracture with lots of various stitches on my face and hands and legs. It was a real drag, gotta say.
Damn. Glad you're recovering well, and glad there wasn't more damage. Makes the broken rib I suffered mountain biking a few years ago seem like small change.
ok…now I feel bad for calling you lame for missing the shows I was trying to get you to go to
I mean…your still lame, but in the physical sense :)
I mean…your still lame, but in the physical sense :)
Wow so sorry to read that….sounds awful
Glad you survived and are mending
Glad you survived and are mending
Scary!
Good to hear you're feeling better.
Did the culprit in the car stop?
Good to hear you're feeling better.
Did the culprit in the car stop?
Fortunately, it happened right in front of a policeman sitting in his cruiser, so the driver stopped (or was stopped) right away. I've never heard a word from her, and I certainly didn't meet her that night, as I was too busy bleeding all over the street.
I have a lawyer who is pursuing a settlement, but I have to get through all of my medical care and appointments before that happens.
Thank you all for the well wishes. I'm past the hardest part now. Fortunately, I had/have a girlfriend who was happy to leap into action to help me out the first few weeks. Now that I'm healed, I should probably dump her ass though.
I have a lawyer who is pursuing a settlement, but I have to get through all of my medical care and appointments before that happens.
Thank you all for the well wishes. I'm past the hardest part now. Fortunately, I had/have a girlfriend who was happy to leap into action to help me out the first few weeks. Now that I'm healed, I should probably dump her ass though.
Kidding! She's actually terrific and I'm lucky to be with her.
Relaxer wrote:
Kidding! She's actually terrific and I'm lucky to be with her.
It's not true love if she didn't wipe your butt on your behalf.
Relaxer wrote:
Kidding! She's actually terrific and I'm lucky to be with her.
Wait. Is she lurking on the board?
Hi Relaxer's girlfriend!
vansmack wrote:Petition to brand her "the Relaxative".
Hi Relaxer's girlfriend!
Julian, wrote:Just to be clear, by "brand" I mean we refer to her by that moniker, not brand in the Keith Raniere/Allison Mack sex cult sort of way.vansmack wrote:Petition to brand her "the Relaxative".
Hi Relaxer's girlfriend!
Man she'd totally be into that though