The Jeffs Appreciation Thread

Dahmer
Epstein
Technically they are both Jeffreys; not Jeffs.  So fuck you for trying to put a bad spin on this thread.

Space wrote:
Dahmer
Epstein
George Jeffreys, 1st Baron Jeffreys of Wem (1645-1689), Judge and Lord Chancellor

The infamous 'Judge Jeffreys, a lawyer, was appointed Lord Chief Justice in 1683. His reputation was founded on the ruthless manner in which he conducted the 'Bloody Assize' in the West Country in 1685, condemning hundreds to death after Monmouth's rebellion. As a reward James II made him Lord Chancellor. Jeffreys became known as "the hanging judge".
jeffml wrote:
Technically they are both Jeffreys; not Jeffs.  So fuck you for trying to put a bad spin on this thread.

Space wrote:
Dahmer
Epstein



LOL. What's the name on your birth certificate?
Jeffml

Space wrote:
jeffml wrote:
Technically they are both Jeffreys; not Jeffs.  So fuck you for trying to put a bad spin on this thread.

Space wrote:
Dahmer
Epstein



LOL. What's the name on your birth certificate?
jeffml wrote:
Jeffml

Space wrote:
jeffml wrote:
Technically they are both Jeffreys; not Jeffs.  So fuck you for trying to put a bad spin on this thread.

Space wrote:
Dahmer
Epstein



LOL. What's the name on your birth certificate?

FML indeed, if true.
Who names their kid Jeffrey Jefferson
What’s his middle name Geoff
No one would bastardize a perfect name like Jeffrey Jefferson with the god-awful abomination known as "Geoff".  Maybe just make it Jeffrey "Jeff" Jefferson

legitimate wrote:
Who names their kid Jeffrey Jefferson
What’s his middle name Geoff
Off-season wrote:
These handmaids obits are really dark.

<a href="https://www.raccoonvalleyradio.com/2022/02/22/audrey-marshall-86-of-jefferson/">AUDREY MARSHALL, 86, OF JEFFERSON</a>
JEFFERSON is not a JEFF
can't believe you didn't post this one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff

don't see any bordies on this list…yet
yikes…now I'm a little concerned

Jeff the Killer

In the story, a teenager named Jeff is on his way to school with his younger brother when they are attacked by a group of bullies. Jeff defends himself and his brother and leaves the assailants lying in the street beaten, their hands and arms broken. After his brother claims he injured the bullies and is arrested, Jeff spends several days distraught, before going to a birthday party in the neighborhood where he is attacked by the bullies again. Although he manages to kill all of the assailants, he is severely burned during the confrontation after being set on fire. During a stay at the hospital, Jeff realizes that he enjoys harming people, and goes insane. The night after he is discharged, he slices his face, leaving a scar in the shape of a smile, and cuts off his eyelids, so that he will never sleep. He then murders his parents and brother, whispering "go to sleep" while killing his sibling. He becomes a serial killer who sneaks into houses at night and whispers "go to sleep" to his victims before killing them.[15]

According to Daily dot the legend of Jeff the killer can be traced back to 2008.[16]
I mean, Saint Jefferson's Day is April 13th.
Off-season wrote:
I mean, Saint Jefferson's Day is April 13th.
I mean, George was a good dry cleaner, but sainthood seems a bit much
That is one boring Jeff.  Just a previous Jeff's opinion.

Off-season wrote:
Nelson: Where has Jeff been? Let’s find out!
https://www.journalreview.com/stories/nelson-where-has-jeff-been-lets-find-out,187351

tl;dr

Sleeping in cars.
Enjoying a pint at my local watering hole and this was airing on the corner TV: