The Jeffs Appreciation Thread

Admittedly, I thought space confirmed you died at the Black Cat gig. Glad you made it out alive.
Yada wrote:
Admittedly, I thought space confirmed you died at the Black Cat gig. Glad you made it out alive.
well the hold steady almost killed me
Pleased to meet you @ reliable
What are the chances that in the past year, both my wife and I have gotten new bosses, both married gay men, with the same first name?

Well it's 100%, but who would have thunk it?
Space wrote:
What are the chances that in the past year, both my wife and I have gotten new bosses, both married gay men, with the same first name?

Well it's 100%, but who would have thunk it?


Tell me more.


I didn't realize you two are bisexual swingers, which is awesome. This is an open forum and we accept all kinds.


I feel like you may need your own thread.
Space wrote:
What are the chances that in the past year, both my wife and I have gotten new bosses, both married gay men, with the same first name?

Well it's 100%, but who would have thunk it?


Eats, shoots, and leaves.
contradiction wrote:
Space wrote:
What are the chances that in the past year, both my wife and I have gotten new bosses, both married gay men, with the same first name?

Well it's 100%, but who would have thunk it?


Tell me more.


I didn't realize you two are bisexual swingers, which is awesome. This is an open forum and we accept all kinds.


I feel like you may need your own thread.


Did I mess up on the punctuation?
You set up an expectation that your sentence was a numbered list, using the word "both" at the beginning of each independent clause.


Upon first read, I understood each instance of "both" to refer to you and your wife.


As one would.


Click Jeff for source
Ha ha! Pretty jeff
That’s some quality Jeff content
Watching the Bear and in my mind every time they say chef, I imagine they are saying Jeff

I have no idea why I am doing this
SideH@tchıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl wrote:
Watching the Bear and in my mind every time they say chef, I imagine they are saying Jeff

I have no idea why I am doing this
Because you love him.
Jeff!  At the club!
Jeff Waters walked into a Florida Bank of America Monday morning and attempted to cash a check for <a href="https://awesomejelly.com/florida-man-tries-to-cash-a-368-billion-dollar-check-to-start-underwater-restaurant/">$368,000,000,000 dollars</a>. The check Waters had written to ‘Cash’ was reportedly from U.S. Bank of Idaho and issued in the 90s. Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious.
Heilung4eva wrote:
Jeff Waters walked into a Florida Bank of America Monday morning and attempted to cash a check for &lt;a href=&quot;https://awesomejelly.com/florida-man-tries-to-cash-a-368-billion-dollar-check-to-start-underwater-restaurant/&quot;&gt;$368,000,000,000 dollars&lt;/a&gt;. The check Waters had written to ‘Cash’ was reportedly from U.S. Bank of Idaho and issued in the 90s. Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious.


I'm afraid we don't have that much cash on hand right now, sir, and this may take a few days to cover. Please have a seat.
Just dropped in to give a shout out to all the Jeffs. Go Jeff. You are smart, you are beautiful and you are worth it!