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The Jeffs Appreciation Thread

grateful
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread June 10, 2024 at 12:56 PM UTC #
How can this be so wrong when it feels so, so right?
grateful
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread August 20, 2024 at 01:55 AM UTC #
Verified and confirmed:


grateful
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread September 04, 2024 at 01:02 AM UTC #
Jeff
jeffml
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread September 04, 2024 at 01:20 AM UTC #
What?
grateful wrote:
Jeff
Sidehatch
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread September 04, 2024 at 06:25 PM UTC #
Yikes didn't realize I now need to discriminate against all Jeff's due to this news
Hefe's are still ok

Did read that Yeyo is a sub for jeff, However, more commonly, it is used as slang for cocaine
beetsnotbeats
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread October 23, 2024 at 06:31 PM UTC #
Damn, all under 70. How do Jeffrey Jeffs figure on the actuarial table?
jeffml
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread October 23, 2024 at 07:42 PM UTC #
all hard working blue collar workers. 

Glad my middle name isn't Jeffs

Justin wrote:
Damn, all under 70. How do Jeffrey Jeffs figure on the actuarial table?
jrpa
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread October 23, 2024 at 07:56 PM UTC #
Cock wrote:
all hard working blue collar workers. 

Glad my middle name isn't Jeffs

Justin wrote:
Damn, all under 70. How do Jeffrey Jeffs figure on the actuarial table?

Last name of Jeffs can be pretty problematic as well. See also: Warren Jeffs
sweetcell
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread October 24, 2024 at 04:49 AM UTC #
grateful wrote:
I don't even know what's going on here, but it seems like a really bad time to be a Jeffrey Jeff.

Jeffrey "Jeff" A. Stuve
Jeffrey C "Jeff" Mays
Jeffrey "Jeff" Paul Krause
Jeffrey "Jeff G Kelly
Jeffrey "Jeff" Guerin

the very clear conclusion here is that being named "Jeffrey Jeff" is 100% correlated with death.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread November 12, 2024 at 04:15 PM UTC #
Space Freely
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread January 07, 2025 at 01:34 AM UTC #
Aubrey Plaza's husband died.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread March 08, 2025 at 04:04 PM UTC #
If my name was Jeff I'd always be saying things like jeffinitely or I jeffed up
jrpa
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread March 08, 2025 at 04:13 PM UTC #
hAtchsIde wrote:
If my name was Jeff I'd always be saying things like jeffinitely or I jeffed up
I follow the same Bluesky account as you! We can finally be friends for real!

Narrator Voice: Sidehatch did NOT want to be friends for real.
Sidehatch
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread March 08, 2025 at 09:29 PM UTC #
Julian, wrote:
hAtchsIde wrote:
If my name was Jeff I'd always be saying things like jeffinitely or I jeffed up
I follow the same Bluesky account as you! We can finally be friends for real!

Narrator Voice: Sidehatch did NOT want to be friends for real.

Oddly enough I saw this quote was screenshotted on someone’s insta?
jrpa
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread March 08, 2025 at 09:38 PM UTC #
hAtchsIde wrote:
Julian, wrote:
hAtchsIde wrote:
If my name was Jeff I'd always be saying things like jeffinitely or I jeffed up
I follow the same Bluesky account as you! We can finally be friends for real!

Narrator Voice: Sidehatch did NOT want to be friends for real.

Oddly enough I saw this quote was screenshotted on someone’s insta?
I don’t have an insta.

Narrator Voice: In fact, Julian had a FINSTA.

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