Boardie conclave

hutch wrote:
I would like to hear how the papables feel regarding boardies posting in the wrong threads.

Can one be excommunicated for doing so? Or does God love us even for our transgressions? Are even our unnatural posts sacred?

All integers and shitposts all the time. Thread structure is meaningless.

Ok that’s one rather extreme position…I guess the “liberal” position

I hear the extreme conservatives want posts in Latin again…

I'm advocating to pre-Saint Paul rhetoric and making slavery great again

I believe there should be pizza in the cafeteria every Friday for lunch, and as your next Pope, I will work tirelessly to make this happen.

And I will advocate for angled parking spaces, rather than the head on ones we currently have to deal with.

hutch wrote:
Ok that’s one rather extreme position…I guess the “liberal” position

If it’s liberal to believe all posts are children of God/Kosmo and deserving of his Grace, then sure.

grateful wrote:
I believe there should be pizza in the cafeteria every Friday for lunch, and as your next Pope, I will work tirelessly to make this happen.

This guy thinks we should still have to come in on Fridays. Woof.

grateful wrote:
And I will advocate for angled parking spaces, rather than the head on ones we currently have to deal with.

Angled parking is terrible and the real menace is bicyclists who should be excommunicated to parks and private yards.

grateful wrote:
And I will advocate for angled parking spaces, rather than the head on ones we currently have to deal with.

It's nice you think of your drivers welfare in these harsh times

You know what? I think this entire conclave is illegitimate and does not reflect the will of God/Kosmo (ie I am not going to win) so I’m declaring a fissure and I’m going to rule over a rival Papacy centered in St. Tropez. (I declare Avignon is gauche.)

We can revisit this in like 160 years when you all see the folly of your ways.

That’s what’s known as an anti-Pope. Have been quite a few throughout history

Are you sure we can’t change your mind??? A lifetime supply of caviar and champagne??

Julian, wrote:

grateful wrote:
And I will advocate for angled parking spaces, rather than the head on ones we currently have to deal with.

Angled parking is terrible and the real menace is bicyclists who should be excommunicated to parks and private yards.

Ok now THIS I can get behind

hutch wrote:
Are you sure we can’t change your mind???

I suppose if you all were to perform works signaling your repentance (ie electing me by voice vote), I could be convinced to forgive you all and put all of this negativity behind us.

My vote is not for sale - cough cough- but I would be interested in being the Archbishop of Buenos Aires. You get a swanky residence taking up an entire block in my old neighborhood.

well we already know you are comfortable wearing silly hats in public

BarelyHatch wrote:
well we already know you are comfortable wearing silly hats in public

Amazing line.

Black smoke was seen coming out of the 930 club indicating a new Pope was not selected on the first ballot.

hutch wrote:
Black smoke was seen coming out of the 930 club indicating a new Pope was not selected on the first ballot.

James Brown’s hairdryer catching on fire