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Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 06:42 PM UTC #
Space wrote:
hutch wrote:
Mind blown! An American Pope!! That’s amazing…so cool


Even more cool, a math major.


That’s gotta be rare…. Is our research department on this????
beetsnotbeats
Joined: April 26, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 06:49 PM UTC #
Space wrote:
hutch wrote:
Mind blown! An American Pope!! That’s amazing…so cool


Even more cool, a math major.


Explains the Roman number that will trip up many journalists. People suck at using Roman numbers.
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 06:51 PM UTC #


Tonight we drink in celebration of Pope Kosmius I

May he be blessed with great wisdom as he oversees our board.

For starters he will need to address the concerns of the Archbishop of the French Riviera who threatens schism.
jrpa
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 06:52 PM UTC #
hutch wrote:
For starters he will need to address the concerns of the Archbishop of the French Riviera who threatens schism.
I will be retiring to my summer Basillica at Hotel Cap du Eden Roc to consider my potential fealty. I will be answering no questions until I have had time to pray over this matter, attend the Monaco GP, and Festival de Cannes.
Sidehatch
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 06:54 PM UTC #
hutch wrote:
Mind blown! An American Pope!! That’s amazing…so cool
He is the first American to fill the role of Pope, although he is considered as much a cardinal from Latin America because of the many years he spent as a missionary in Peru, before becoming an archbishop there
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 07:00 PM UTC #
Julian, wrote:
hutch wrote:
For starters he will need to address the concerns of the Archbishop of the French Riviera who threatens schism.
I will be retiring to my summer Basillica at Hotel Cap du Eden Roc to consider my potential fealty. I will be answering no questions until I have had time to pray over this matter, attend the Monaco GP, and Festival de Cannes.


Haha 🤣 Classic!
sweetcell
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 07:32 PM UTC #
hutch wrote:
Mind blown! An American Pope!! That’s amazing…so cool

so how long before trump claims credit for getting "his guy" (who has never heard of before) to GET THE BIG WIN?!?

or has he already done it?
grateful
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 07:41 PM UTC #
hutch wrote:
Habemus papam

Kosmo

There was never any doubt. He really did his work in Italy


The wait to hear from our new leader is even more agonizing than the time-filling commentary!
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 07:43 PM UTC #
It might be questionable for Trump to do so as Pope Leo loathes Trump’s policies and is on record on his opposition.

Trump I believe wanted Archbishop Dolan to get the nod.

But yeah he will probably claim credit.

In some ways I view the pick as a rejection of Trump.

It will be interesting to see if American catholics wake up with respect to Trump. I believe they broke slightly for Trump in the recent election. Of course it’s all quite complicated.
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 07:45 PM UTC #
I understand our new leader wakes up at 6 am and starts posting about obscure British bands at that time. Now that I think about it his flirtation with Latin American rock a few weeks ago may have had a purpose.
kosmo
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 07:52 PM UTC #
I would like to thank all the record store owners who supported me in this effort, especially Discovery by Gigi and while I didn't buy anything there it was a cool little record stand/stall.
jrpa
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Re: Boardie conclave May 09, 2025 at 03:06 AM UTC #
kosmo wrote:
I would like to thank all the record store owners who supported me in this effort, especially Discovery by Gigi and while I didn't buy anything there it was a cool little record stand/stall.
In line with the Catholic antipope, our board pope has chose Pope Malort the I, yes?
jrpa
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Re: Boardie conclave May 18, 2025 at 02:13 PM UTC #
BarelyHatch wrote:
Pope Leo’s childhood home is for sale
https://www.instagram.com/p/DJt466PuTBj/
”Guys, I’m hanging my clothes in the Popes closet! I got the Pope’s silverware drawer! I’m shitting on the Pope’s crapper!”
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave May 20, 2025 at 08:46 PM UTC #
Some of you missed fact Kosmo is now Pope Kosmius and the board is not a republic.

Sweetcell, kiss the Pope’s “pop ring”!
kosmo
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Re: Boardie conclave May 22, 2025 at 05:59 PM UTC #
hutch wrote:
I nominate Walkie, Archbishop of Front Royal, as the next board Pope.


hutch wrote:
I nominate Walkie, Archbishop of Front Royal, as the next board Pope.





Cardinal Hutch in his dual role as Dean of the college of cardinals and bishop of Vinylvania is in for the now under consideration for disgraced Cardinal sweetcell position.
kosmo
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Re: Boardie conclave May 22, 2025 at 06:46 PM UTC #
Cardinal Sidehatch formerly in the position of sostituto is currently under investigation for providing questionable financial advise
kosmo
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Re: Boardie conclave May 22, 2025 at 06:53 PM UTC #
Walkie, Archbishop of Front Royal, has been elevated to the role of Archpriest of St. Peter's Basilica where he will bless animals especially cats.
Sidehatch
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Re: Boardie conclave May 22, 2025 at 07:25 PM UTC #
kosmo wrote:
Cardinal Sidehatch formerly in the position of sostituto is currently under investigation for providing questionable financial advise
mama Mia!!
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