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Boardie conclave

Hutch
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Boardie conclave April 21, 2025 at 06:25 PM UTC #
I nominate Walkie, Archbishop of Front Royal, as the next board Pope.

Space Freely
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Re: Boardie conclave April 21, 2025 at 06:27 PM UTC #
My haiku from the road:

I hope that the Pope
Had the chance to tell the Vance
Just where he's going
beetsnotbeats
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Re: Boardie conclave April 21, 2025 at 06:41 PM UTC #
hutch wrote:
I nominate Walkie, Archbishop of Front Royal, as the next board Pope.


Send up the white smoke!
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave April 21, 2025 at 06:44 PM UTC #
Not so fast….. a nomination has come in for the more conservative Archbishop of Richmond….
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave April 21, 2025 at 06:53 PM UTC #
The Archbishop of South Arlington has been nominated. He is known for balancing work on behalf of voting rights  of felons and Vespa riders.
grateful
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Re: Boardie conclave April 21, 2025 at 06:57 PM UTC #
Which amongst us is the hermaphrodite?
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave April 21, 2025 at 07:03 PM UTC #
The Archbishop of Montgomery has been nominated. He is known for having kept Pope Francis’ agenda and pushing interfaith relations with potatoes.
jeffml
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Re: Boardie conclave April 21, 2025 at 08:16 PM UTC #
Where's the potato thread?

hutch wrote:
The Archbishop of Montgomery has been nominated. He is known for having kept Pope Francis’ agenda and pushing interfaith relations with potatoes.
Blow, me, Joey
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Re: Boardie conclave April 22, 2025 at 02:42 AM UTC #
Wow . . . this, thread.
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave April 23, 2025 at 05:12 PM UTC #
I thought it had potential….
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave April 24, 2025 at 05:59 PM UTC #
I am informed that the Archbishop of Baltimore and Mother superior K8 of Baltimores order of the Nazarene have perished in a brutal accident en route to the boardie conclave. They were to-ge-ther.
beetsnotbeats
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Re: Boardie conclave April 24, 2025 at 06:16 PM UTC #


Pope Pizza I!
grateful
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Re: Boardie conclave April 24, 2025 at 06:47 PM UTC #
Justin wrote:


Pope Pizza I!


And a side of Soup!
BAGLEY
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Re: Boardie conclave April 24, 2025 at 08:40 PM UTC #
grateful wrote:
Justin wrote:


Pope Pizza I!


And a side of Soup!


Tagle wears his yarmulke well
jrpa
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Re: Boardie conclave April 24, 2025 at 08:54 PM UTC #
Guys will one of us please reveal they’re intersex so we can elect them board Pope and never have to think about this thread again? Thanks.
jrpa
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Re: Boardie conclave April 24, 2025 at 08:55 PM UTC #
I can disparage Muslims if you think it would speed up the resolution!
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave April 24, 2025 at 09:52 PM UTC #
Anti-papist!!!
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave April 24, 2025 at 09:53 PM UTC #
The Archbishop of Richmond has been burned at the stake due to his heretical views!
jrpa
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Re: Boardie conclave April 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM UTC #
hutch wrote:
The NOW-VENERATED MARTYR SAINT of Richmond has been burned at the stake due to his heretical views!
FTFY FBTG (from beyond the grave)!!
grateful
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Re: Boardie conclave April 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM UTC #
Seems like my competition is slowly fading. Now if only I can stave off the King of Kensington…
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