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Boardie conclave

kosmo
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Re: Boardie conclave May 07, 2025 at 09:22 PM UTC #
What do people think I’ve been doing for the past two weeks, I’ve got the Italian record store vote locked up.
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 10:40 AM UTC #
More black smoke seen coming out of 930 club after third ballot.
jrpa
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 12:57 PM UTC #
hutch wrote:
More black smoke seen coming out of 930 club after third ballot.
Sidehatch and Walkie must be hitting the bowl.
Sidehatch
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 01:07 PM UTC #
Julian, wrote:
hutch wrote:
More black smoke seen coming out of 930 club after third ballot.
Sidehatch and Walkie must be hitting the bowl.
hey duuude keep it on the DL man
I added a little Labrador to give it that black smoke
jrpa
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 03:48 PM UTC #
Just saying for those still up-in-the-air with their Pope vote, my first order of business would be publicly crucifying Hozier for heresy.
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 04:08 PM UTC #
Hmmm…that does appeal to me…
jrpa
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 04:15 PM UTC #
hutch wrote:
Hmmm…that does appeal to me…
IT APPEARS IT APPEALED TO MANY.
sweetcell
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 04:18 PM UTC #
Blinkin @blinkinriley
If no Pope is decided after 4 sessions, each cardinal alternates possession from the 25 yard line. After 2 more sessions, they have to go for two-point conversions.
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 04:19 PM UTC #
White smoke seen emanating from 930 !!!

Habemus papam!!!
grateful
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 04:23 PM UTC #
Is it me? Did I win??
grateful
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 04:28 PM UTC #
Or is this Trumps big announcement?
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 04:30 PM UTC #
I don’t know who it is….

We must wait to hear the name taken by the pope and whoever’s boardie name is alphabetically closest will be the Board pope…

For example if it’s Pope Julius IV then that would mean Julian is Pope

grateful
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 04:43 PM UTC #
I think I claimed pizza adjacency upthreqd…
jrpa
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 04:45 PM UTC #
hutch wrote:
I don’t know who it is….

We must wait to hear the name taken by the pope and whoever’s boardie name is alphabetically closest will be the Board pope…

For example if it’s Pope Julius IV then that would mean Julian is Pope


OK that’s pretty funny actually. Are we doing people’s current names or their most famous long-term board name?
grateful
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 04:46 PM UTC #
Already trying to set up an election fraud claim…
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 04:46 PM UTC #
Current.
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 04:49 PM UTC #
We will need a good alphabetician….particularly if the new Pope selects a name beginning with “S”
grateful
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 04:50 PM UTC #
I’m good
Hutch
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Re: Boardie conclave May 08, 2025 at 04:50 PM UTC #
Ha ha
That’s funny
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