We need a baseball thread dont we?

Colorado wouldn’t have been happy with that one.
vansmack wrote:
Originally posted by pdx pollard:
That honor goes to the Tropic of Nipples' Chris Carpenter
    :D 
And I prefer to have Bartolo Colon referred to as OC $5 Beers of SF's Bartolo Colon.


I wonder if Smackie could have guesses that when he posted this 15+ years ago that Big Sexy would still be pitching?

https://www.si.com/mlb/2021/06/14/bartolo-colon-complete-game-mexican-league
Starsky wrote:
That’s terrible


Should have gone with Spiders
Seconded.
Friend from Cleveland told me they have a bridge that connects east side to west side of Cleveland and it has statues on them called The Guardians.  I said "so"?  Spiders would've been much better.
Atlanta is just going to continue to skate on Braves and the Tomahawk Chop and all that, aren't they?
Steamers
Cy Young started as a Spider my son informs me



But they really sucked in 1899 with 20 wins 134 losses
Every Cleveland teams should be the LeBrons.
Yada wrote:
Steamers


Winner.
Scherzer/Turner to Dodgers?



Losing Turner will depress me further
Bryce Harper went one for one with two walks today against the Nats and ended the game hitting .297.

Juan Soto went one for one with two walks and ended the game hitting .297.
Schwarber gone to Red Sox
$700 million/10 yrs Ohtani to Dodgers


Yankees-Dodgers World Series?
Hutch wrote:
$700 million/10 yrs Ohtani to Dodgers


Yankees-Dodgers World Series?


Assuming he stays healthy, he'll make the average salary of a Japanese citizen every time he plays an inning of baseball .And he doesn't even have to play to get the salary.
Hutch wrote:
$700 million/10 yrs Ohtani to Dodgers


Yankees-Dodgers World Series?
No one should text Smackie about this. It’s a trap and will backfire on you.
Hutch wrote:
https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/39092632/shohei-ohtani-defer-680m-deal-dodgers-sources

Makes more sense now

He is deferring $680 million for a decade ….
This is quite common. I have at least fifteen times that much deferred, just of railroad credits alone.
as part of the lumpen proletariat I had no idea…