Frankensteins monster vs Someone who is not very clever

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken
I'm embarrassed by how much I just laughed at that….
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
one of my best friends lives in madison, and he's done some phone bank work for kerry and was at the rally with springsteen yesterday. he reports that his phone bank experience was pretty terrible, as he was calling rural areas, and nearly everyone he called was a bush supporter - which made for an unpleasant day for him. he also reports that at the springsteen rally, everyone there (kerry, feingold, tammy baldwin, teresa and bruce), except for springsteen, was a terrible speaker.
why waste your time calling rural areas? all we need to do is turn out folks in the cities– that will deliver enough D votes to make a difference. no need convincing at this point– we just need to move the base.

and some beer. moving some beer would help.
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I wonder how the teachers will vote..? Will Ozzy finally realize his dream and join the royal navy?
Originally posted by chimbly sweep:
why waste your time calling rural areas?
i doubt that that was his intention when he signed up to volunteer for the campaign.
Originally posted by Random Citizen:
Let's play the caption game…

&lt;img src="http://www.wonkette.com/images/or%20you%20could%20say%20shes%20going%20as%20kerry.jpg" alt=" - " /&gt;
Cheney, in a rare moment of self-reflection during the final days of the campaign, faced a physical manifestation of the inner child he had so long suppressed.
Vice President Cheney takes a mini-Snickers bar out of the hands of Jimmy Thompson, age 9, saying, "Jimmy needs lay off the sweets so when he's drafted next month, he won't suffer sugar withdrawals." :p